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TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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June 11, 2026
"They're dying to make a deal. They want to make a deal so badly. We dropped $250 million worth of bombs on them last night. They're really in submission. They just don't know it yet."
-- Trump, on Iran -
June 10, 2026
"Has anybody been watching the CROOKED Election going on in California? Two great Republican Candidates are being cheated, and so is America."
-- Trump"There isn't a bigger sore loser in the country. Back to bed, grandpa!"
-- Gov. Gavin Newsom -
June 09, 2026
"I just did an interview in the most beautiful barn I've ever seen...But it was raining, and it was with NBC Fake News. And because it was raining, I got a little angry at them."
-- Trump"We're like a Third World country. Your elections are crooked. And you're crooked. And 'Meet the Press' is crooked. And so is ABC, and CBS, and CNN. You're one-sided crooked networks."
-- Trump, during interview with Kristin Welker -
June 08, 2026
"You spend a day with Trump and sort of like you're in this dreamland. It's like smoking hash or something. It's interesting...There may be a supernatural component to it. Anyone who's been around him can tell you it's real."
-- Tucker Carlson -
June 07, 2026
"Probaby we won all 51 [states] if we had an honest count, if you wanna know the truth."
-- Trump on 2024 election, in which he won 31 states"I've ended eight wars, soon to be a ninth. It could be ten. I don't think a president has ended one war."
-- Trump -
June 06, 2026
"I'd love money, but I can't accept that. That would bother me for the rest of my life. We weren't innocently persecuted just because of who we are or who we voted for. We were persecuted for committing criminal behavior in the Capitol of the United States."
-- New Hampshire veteran and J6-er Jason Riddle (who plead guilty, served 90 days, and publicly rejected Trump's pardon) on the $1.776B "thug fund" -
June 05, 2026
"CNN's a very corrupt organization, with a corrupt reporter standing right there [indicating Kaitlan Collins]. Never smiles. A young, beautiful woman. Never smiles. I never see a smile on her face. I see her standing there with hatred in her eyes, like, she has hatred because we have borders, because we have a strong military, because we cut our taxes, because we do things that everybody wanted...We're saving the country... People like you have abused our people so badly. [Collins speaks.] Be quiet. You should be ashamed of yourself."
-- Trump, before Collins asked a question -
June 04, 2026
"The Weaponization Fund, as far as I'm concerned, was a beautiful thing."
-- Trump"We're building something in front of the White House that's quite attractive to a lot of people. It's gonna have the big UFC fight on June 14th, and I'm looking at it and maybe we'll never take it down."
-- Trump -
June 03, 2026
"I really don't care. I couldn't care less."
-- Trump, asked about negotiations with Iran collapsing"The war is over now."
-- Secretary of State Marco Rubio -
June 02, 2026
"The Number One Attraction anywhere in the World, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime, and he does so without a guitar, the man who loves our Country more than anyone else, and the man who some say is the Greatest President in History (THE GOAT!), DONALD J. TRUMP.
-- Trump, announcing himself