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TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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March 14, 2026
"Watch what happens to these deranged scumbags today. They've been killing innocent people all over the world for 47 years, and now I, as the 47th President of the United States of America, am killing them. What a great honor it is to do so!"
-- Trump"...No quarter, no mercy for our enemies."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth, asserting that those attempting to surrender will be killed, in violation of the Geneva Conventions -
March 13, 2026
"I think the war is very complete, pretty much."
-- Trump"This is just the beginning."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth"There's nothing left. They'll soon be down to nothing."
-- Trump, on Iran -
March 12, 2026
"People are loving what's happening."
-- Trump"No other president can do some of this s*** I'm doing."
-- Trump -
March 11, 2026
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, asked what Trump means by "unconditional surrender":
"What the president means is that when he as commander in chief of the U.S. armed forces determines that Iran no longer poses a threat to the United States of America and the goals of Operation Epic Fury has [sic] been fully realized, then Iran will essentially be in a place of unconditional surrender whether they say it themselves or not."
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March 10, 2026
"Spain actually said that we can't use their bases, and that's all right. We could use their base if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody's going to tell us not to use it."
--Trump -
March 09, 2026
"In its last moments of life."
-- Trump, on Cuba"I'm in Miami. You see this hat? 'Free Cuba.' Stay tuned. The liberation of Cuba is upon us. It's just a matter of time now... We're marching through the world. We're cleaning out the bad guys...[Donald Trump] is the greatest commander-in-chief of all time... Iran is going down, and Cuba is next."
-- Sen. Lindsey Graham -
March 08, 2026
"Iran, which is being beat to HELL, has apologized and surrendered to its Middle East neighbors... Iran is no longer the 'Bully of the Middle East,' they are, instead, 'THE LOSER OF THE MIDDLE EAST' and will be for many decades until they surrender..."
-- Trump -
March 07, 2026
"What's happening with Cuba is amazing. And we think that -- we want to finish this one [Iran] first, but that will be just a question of time... We could do them all at the same time. But bad things happen. If you watch countries over the years, you do them all too fast, bad things happen."
-- Trump, on Cuba -
March 06, 2026
"If they rise, they rise."
-- Trump, on gas prices"I guess."
-- Trump, asked if Americans should fear retaliatory attacks"Pretty neat."
-- Sen. Markwayne Mullin on being nominated to head DHS -
March 05, 2026
"Flying over Tehran and Iranian leaders looking up and seeing only U.S. and Israeli firepower every minute of every day until we decide it is over. B-2s, B-52s, drones and fighters controlling the skies. Death and destruction from the sky all day long. This was never meant to be a fair fight... We control their fate."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth"We're not at war right now."
-- Speaker Mike Johnson