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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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April 28, 2026
"We've taken this country and we were a laughingstock for years and now we are the hottest country anywhere in the world...and there are a lot of people that are not happy about that."
-- Trump, on why he keeps being targeted -
April 27, 2026
"[Jared Kushner is] on the Saudi payroll for $2 billion. And now he's leading American diplomacy in the Middle East...Look it up yourself...He's a Trump. A royal. A princeling. The rules are for us, not for them... I tell you what, never before have we seen so little effort to hide so much corruption."
-- Sen. Jon Ossoff -
April 26, 2026
"That's where Martin Luther King gave his great speech. He had a million people. And I had the exact same crowd, maybe a little bit more...I actually had more people."
-- Trump, holding up photo of Capitol Reflecting Pool -
April 25, 2026
"A RIGGED ELECTION TOOK PLACE LAST NIGHT IN THE GREAT COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA!... And the Democrats eked out another Crooked Victory!... I watch and read the FAKE NEWS Pundits and Polls in total disbelief. 90% of what they say are lies and made-up stories, and the polls are rigged, much as the 2020 Presidential Election was rigged."
-- Trump posts -
April 24, 2026
"I am an extraordinarily brilliant person."
-- Trump -
April 23, 2026
"You know the green new scam? One of the greatest scams in history, remember? Cliimate change, global warming, all of this -- they actually had 'global warming,' remember? That wasn't working because we were actually cooling as a planet. Then they had another one and another one and another one, and they were wrong, and then they just said 'climate change,' because climate change takes care of heat, snow, whatever."
-- Trump -
April 22, 2026
"I would have won the Vietnam War very quickly."
-- Trump -
April 21, 2026
"Every time I see President Trump, he says this repeatedly, that the election was rigged in 2020... Do you have anything to tell us about that?"
-- Fox's Maria Bartiromo"I am never going to let this go...They built this disease temple over twenty and thirty years. We've got all the inference -- I can announce on your show that we've got all the information we need... We are going to be making arrests, and I promise you it's coming soon."
-- FBI director Kash Patel -
April 20, 2026
"This has been by far the most successful first year of any administration in the history of our country -- acknowledged by everybody."
-- Trump -
April 19, 2026
"I think it's time [the pope] starts to get questioned. Donald Trump takes questions all the time. Nobody gets to ask the pope a single thing. And I think it's time and I would like to offer myself as the person to go interview the pope. I think I'm uniquely qualified. I studied Latin, theology, went to Catholic Church for 12 years."
-- Sean Hannity