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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • July 29, 2026

    Reporter:  "What part of your body was the MRI looking at?"

    Trump:  "I have no idea."

  • July 28, 2026

    "She's a low-IQ person, and she's also a very dishonest person. And she ought to get the hell out of our country. She shouldn't be here. She shouldn't be in our country."
    -- Trump at WHC Dinner, on Rep. Ilhan Omar, a US citizen

    "This should tell you how low-IQ he is. Trump is who needs to get the hell out of our country, because he is destroying it and making us the laughingstock of the world."
    -- Omar, in response

  • July 27, 2026

    "Your terrible senator, Ossoff, he's terrible. And the Democrats in Congress are voting with the communists every single time. They're afraid of the communists. I fought Ossoff, you know, we won. We've had a great success against this guy. He reminds me of Pinky Herman. Did you ever see Pinky Herman?"
    -- Trump, at Georgia rally

  • July 26, 2026

    "When I'm not around, you're going to be broke. There's not going to be anybody to report on. Nobody gives a damn about anybody else."
    -- Trump, at White House Correspondents Dinner

  • July 25, 2026

    "I hope all of you know that I believe in the free press more than anyone in this room does -- maybe not quite. That's why I'm proud to be 'the most open and transparent president in history.' They call me that."
    -- Trump, at White House Correspondents' Dinner

    "That was really the only thing I thought was good in this whole freaking stupid speech."
    -- Trump, after joke fell flat

  • July 24, 2026

    "We're deportation-maxxing."
    -- border czar Tom Homan

  • July 23, 2026

    "They are indeed great heroes, actually... All of them said very strongly, 'We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.' So we're going to honor them. And it's one of the hardest things for me to do as president, but it has to be done."
    -- Trump, before going to Dignified Transfer ceremony to receive remains of four U.S. soldiers

  • July 22, 2026

    "It was four times greater than any FIFA ever held. And it's probably about five times, they're telling me today."
    -- Trump, on 2026 World Cup

  • July 21, 2026

    "Sounds like gender-affirming care to me."
    -- Sen. Tammy Duckworth, on Hegseth proposal to raise testosterone levels in "low T" servicemen

  • July 20, 2026

    "What he's going to say is that when Barack Obama was president the election was free and fair and I won. When Joe Biden was president the election was free and fair and I won. When I was in charge I f***ed it up so badly that I lost. It's like an epic epic epic mind f*** to his own base. He's going to make his base swallow this absolute s*** sandwich...It's the most cynical thing I've seen him do."
    -- Nicolle Wallace, before Trump speech