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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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July 29, 2026
Reporter: "What part of your body was the MRI looking at?"
Trump: "I have no idea." -
July 28, 2026
"She's a low-IQ person, and she's also a very dishonest person. And she ought to get the hell out of our country. She shouldn't be here. She shouldn't be in our country."
-- Trump at WHC Dinner, on Rep. Ilhan Omar, a US citizen"This should tell you how low-IQ he is. Trump is who needs to get the hell out of our country, because he is destroying it and making us the laughingstock of the world."
-- Omar, in response -
July 27, 2026
"Your terrible senator, Ossoff, he's terrible. And the Democrats in Congress are voting with the communists every single time. They're afraid of the communists. I fought Ossoff, you know, we won. We've had a great success against this guy. He reminds me of Pinky Herman. Did you ever see Pinky Herman?"
-- Trump, at Georgia rally -
July 26, 2026
"When I'm not around, you're going to be broke. There's not going to be anybody to report on. Nobody gives a damn about anybody else."
-- Trump, at White House Correspondents Dinner -
July 25, 2026
"I hope all of you know that I believe in the free press more than anyone in this room does -- maybe not quite. That's why I'm proud to be 'the most open and transparent president in history.' They call me that."
-- Trump, at White House Correspondents' Dinner"That was really the only thing I thought was good in this whole freaking stupid speech."
-- Trump, after joke fell flat -
July 24, 2026
"We're deportation-maxxing."
-- border czar Tom Homan -
July 23, 2026
"They are indeed great heroes, actually... All of them said very strongly, 'We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.' So we're going to honor them. And it's one of the hardest things for me to do as president, but it has to be done."
-- Trump, before going to Dignified Transfer ceremony to receive remains of four U.S. soldiers -
July 22, 2026
"It was four times greater than any FIFA ever held. And it's probably about five times, they're telling me today."
-- Trump, on 2026 World Cup -
July 21, 2026
"Sounds like gender-affirming care to me."
-- Sen. Tammy Duckworth, on Hegseth proposal to raise testosterone levels in "low T" servicemen -
July 20, 2026
"What he's going to say is that when Barack Obama was president the election was free and fair and I won. When Joe Biden was president the election was free and fair and I won. When I was in charge I f***ed it up so badly that I lost. It's like an epic epic epic mind f*** to his own base. He's going to make his base swallow this absolute s*** sandwich...It's the most cynical thing I've seen him do."
-- Nicolle Wallace, before Trump speech