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What a long, strange trip it's been
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....Mary L. Trump: "Every time my uncle opens his mouth, something incomprehensible, delusional, or terrifying comes out of it."....Trump on climate change: "They don't ever talk about the environment anymore. You know why?...It's one of the great scams of all time."....Trump on 2020: "They rigged the election."....Trump on federal and state response to hurricane in SC: "Going out of their way not to help people in Republican areas."....Trump on Walz: "Tampon Tim...Not very bright...Low IQ!...Very much like Kamala, he is a TOTAL JOKE!"....Trump on ABC: "Perhaps the worst and most dishonorable network in broadcasting!"....Trump: "CBS is LYING AGAIN about the 2020 election...CBS IS FAKE NEWS!"....Trump on seeing Stephen Colbert interviewed on PBS: "Why would they be wasting time and the public's money on this complete and total loser?...He is not funny. He is not wise...He is very boring."....Trump: "Neil Cavuto, Fox's Lowest Rated Anchor, is one of the WORST on Television. I actually prefer the losers at CNN and MSDNC!"....Trump: "OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM IS CORRUPT AND DISCREDITED."....Trump on Harris: "Lyin' Kamala just put out a request for another Debate because they lost so badly."...Donald Trump Jr. on why his father won't accept: "I don't think he can have a chance at getting a fair debate. I don't think there's moderators our there that would do that."....Stephen Miller on Walz: "A full-blown, radical-left communist...with his fake, smug smile, his fake phony nonexistent charm...Tim Walz's job is to be the Jack Kevorkian for America...to be the assisted-suicide doctor, to lean over charmingly by the bedside of America and give it a fatal injection."....Fox host Greg Gutfeld on members of Jan 6 committee: "Put those jerks behind bars."....Rep. James Talerico: "I think if Donald Trump and JD Vance met Jesus today, they would ridicule him as a single, childless hippie."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Harris: "I think she's a mile wide and an inch deep."....Trump: "There's something wrong and I don't know what it is but there is something missing. Kamala Harris is a stupid person...She's ruined our nation....She has no idea what the hell she is doing...A one-woman wrecking ball...She's grossly incompetent...She even wants to legalize fentanyl."....Mark Cuban: "All we've seen Trump do is hire relatives. RNC? Here comes the daughter-in-law...The family business is now the Republican Party."....Gov. Josh Shapiro: "I don't think Trump is a serious person."....Vance: "Kamala is why we have sky-high inflation."....Vance on his lying about Haitians in Springfield, Ohio eating pets: "It was the only way to get those a-holes in the media to even LOOK at this story."....Rep. Clay Higgins on Youngstown Haitians suing Vance and Trump for lying: "All these thugs better get their mind right and their ass out of the country by January 20th."....Harris spokesperson Ian Sams: "Trump has invented a dystopia which only he lives in...He spends all his time trashing the country."....Trump on California: "A symbol of our nation's decline...Crime-ridden...Ruined...She's going to do the same to the United States."....former CA State Assembly speaker Anthony Rendon: "It's hardly 'Blade Runner' here."....Charlie Sykes on Trump: "Is making the calculation that he doesn't have to talk about policy, that he doesn't have to be coherent, that he doesn't have to be decent, that all he has to do is throw out his various versions of reality and somehow that's going to be enough."....New Right activist and Vance friend Curtis Yarvin: "You need a national CEO; a national CEO is called a dictator. If Americans want to change their government they're going to have to get over their dictator phobia."....Mary L. Trump: "My uncle sees violence committed on his behalf as the ultimate sign of love and loyalty. He wants Americans to bleed -- for him."....Andrew Sullivan on Trump: "The most shameless charlatan in American political history...He is unfit in every respect to be president of the United States."....Trump on Biden, 2020: "If he's elected, the stock market will crash."....
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