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Mudline January 20, 2025
January 20, 2025
....Trump: "GOOD NEWS FOR AMERICA! Neil Cavuto, the Lowest Rated Anchor on Fox, by far, is leaving. Should have happened a long time ago!"....Trump on Rep. Chip Roy: "An ambitious no-talent."....Trump on the DOJ: "I call it the Injustice Department."....Lara Trump on Democrats: "Great at lying and great at gaslighting. They've lied about just about everything."....James Fallows: "'Taking back' the Canal would be an open-ended invitation to disaster, as with the Iraq War. Even talking about it shows that you are out of touch with reality."....Elon Musk on Trump voters: "Unrepentant racists."....Paul Krugman: "MAGA is already eating its own. Pass the popcorn."....James Carville on the current House: "Not going to pass GAS, okay?"....Sen. Chris Murphy on GOP: "Now they're panicking because everyone is seeing the grift."....Rep. Suzan DelBene: "I guess Elon Musk is making the decisions now, because Republicans in Congress are incapable of making decisions on their own."....Rep. Jamie Raskin on Musk: "The fourth branch of government."....Sen. Bernie Sanders: "Are Republicans working for the American people or taking orders from President Musk?"....Dan Rather: "Move over Donald Trump and make way for the Ambassador of Chaos, Elon Musk...Paid an enormous amount of money to ride in Donald Trump's sidecar."....Elon Musk: "In most cases, the word 'homeless' is a lie. It's usually a propaganda word for violent drug addicts with severe mental illness."....former friend Sam Harris on Musk: "Palpably, visibly deranged...Snorting ketamine and tweeting at all hours of the day and night."....Errol Musk on his son Elon: "Tell him to get lost."....Trump on Canada: "We don't need their cars. We don't need their lumber. We don't need their dairy products. We don't need anything they have. Why are we spending...to protect them? We have a right NOT to help them with their financial difficulties."....Trump: "Woke is bullsh*t."....Stephen King: "Hard to believe there was ever a world leader as dumb as Trump...His brain is like a radio playing top volume, but between stations."....Sen. John Kennedy on kale: "To me, kale tastes like I'd rather be fat."....
