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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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July 19, 2026
"The flyovers will continue until morale improves."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth, on Blue Angels controversy -
July 18, 2026
"We control the House, Senate, White House, and Supreme Court, so I ask my Republican colleagues, why are you complaining about election fraud? We won all the elections!"
-- GOP Sen. Thomas Massie -
July 17, 2026
"We had transgender for everybody."
-- Trump, on the US at the beginning of his current term"This is worse than any third-world country. There's no third-world country that has elections like we have."
-- Trump -
July 16, 2026
"He was a great guy, and he was a friend. He would call me all the time. He would just... I'd say, 'Stop calling me, Lindsey.'"
-- Trump -
July 15, 2026
"We guarded the Strait for 50 years -- more -- and we never got paid for it."
-- Trump -
July 14, 2026
"You have to respect the president. If you don't respect the president, you're going to have a problem."
-- Trump -
July 13, 2026
"Maggot Hagerman has covered me incorrectly for ten years. Her book is a joke! 90% of it is Fake News. She has made a living off her bad reporting...Maggot is a loser!...And her flunky associate...Don't buy their book, it's garbage!"
-- Trump, on NYT reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan, co-authors of Regime Change, which sold over 300,000 copies in its first week -
July 12, 2026
"I just want to say that there was tremendous love in that room...They said, 'Sir, we love you.' These are grown people saying that. Isn't that nice?"
-- Trump on G7 meeting -
July 11, 2026
"You have two kids in a park, and they don't like each other, and they start fighting. Sometimes you have to let them fight. Let them see that it's tough. Fighting is tough."
-- Trump, on Ukraine and Russia -
July 10, 2026
"I should've won that award more than anybody that ever received the Nobel Peace Prize...I mean, think of the wars I settled. Eight. Wars that were going on for 30 years. Even if you look in the Congo, the Congo versus Rwanda, I settled it after 14 years and about 15 million people had their heads chopped off."
-- Trump