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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • January 17, 2026

    "Do you know what their defense is? Two dog sleds."
    -- Trump, on Greenland

  • January 16, 2026

    "One Homeland. One People. One Heritage."
    -- Dept. of Labor ad

  • January 15, 2026

    "Pedophile protector!"
    -- T.J. Sabula, line worker at Ford plant, yelling at Trump

    "F*** you! F*** you!"
    -- Trump, in response, before flipping the bird

    "No regrets whatsoever."
    -- Sabula, on having been suspended

  • January 14, 2026

    "Have you not learned? This is why we killed that lesbian bitch."
    -- ICE agent to protester

  • January 13, 2026

    "We can't trust our government."
    -- Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem

    "You are the government."
    -- CNN's Dana Bash

    "Yes, that's what I'm saying."
    -- Noem

  • January 12, 2026

    "Many people in this room have been lying about this attack. She was trying to ram this guy with her car. He shot back. He defended himself."
    -- JD Vance

    "She behaved horribly. And then she ran him over. She didn't try to run him over. She ran him over."
    -- Trump

  • January 11, 2026

    "No one wants to go in there when a random f***ing tweet can change the entire foreign policy of the country."
    -- oil industry investor, about Venezuela

  • January 10, 2026

    "Fucking bitch."
    -- ICE agent Jonathan Ross, immediately after shooting Renee Good in the face

  • January 09, 2026

    "Yeah, there is one thing. My own morality. My own mind. It's the only thing that can stop me...."
    -- Trump, asked if there are any constraints on his international power

  • January 08, 2026

    "We live in a world, in the real world...that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power. These are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time."
    -- Trump adviser Stephen Miller

    "'Iron laws of the world'? Some of America's most important national accomplishments are about leading humanity away from this kind of bullshit. If we let ideologues like Stephen Miller drag us back into a world where brute force is all that matters, all of us will be less safe."
    -- Pete Buttigieg