"[Trump is] so jealous of Obama, because Obama is everything that he is not -- trim, smart, handsome, happily married, and can sing Al Green's song 'Let's Stay Together' better than Al Green. And Trump cannot stand it. It's driving him crazy."
-- Joy Behar, co-host of The View

"[Behar] should self-reflect on her own jealousy of President Trump's historic popularity before her show is the next to be pulled off air."
-- White House, in response

"NPR's been defunded. PBS has been defunded. Colbert is getting cancelled. You've got anchors and news media personalities losing their jobs. All of this is downstream of President Trump's decision. One of the things they are going to have to do is put an ombudsman in place for two years, basically a bias moderator that will report directly to the Presdient. That's something significant that we're going to see happen.
-- FCC Chairman Brendan Carr, on CBS

Q: "Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18?"

A: "Though I'd like to answer that question, at least today I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir."

-- Jeffrey Epstein, during a 2010 deposition

"We're going to get drug prices down -- not 30% or 40%, which would be great. Not 50% or 60%. No, we're going to get them down 1,000%, 600%, 500%, 1,500%, numbers that are not even thought to be achievable."
-- Trump, at White House event

"They haven't found anything that was abnormal... I spoke with the FBI -- the new FBI...If it was the old FBI I wouldn't believe a thing they said, because the old FBI under Comey was crooked as hell."
-- Trump, asked about updates on the assassination attempt against him

"We found absolute -- this isn't like 'evidence' or like -- this is proof, irrefutable proof that Obama was seditious, that Obama was trying to lead a coup, and with Hillary Clinton and all these other people, but Obama headed it up."
-- Trump

"She's just 17 and she's doing great -- Ivanka. She made me promise her, swear to her, that I would never date a girl younger than her. So as she grows, Howard, as she grows older, the field is getting very limited -- severely."
-- Trump, then 53, on The Howard Stern Show in 1999

"Young [Name] +[Name]"
-- written on the labels of the compact discs the FBI removed from Epstein's mansion in 2019

"I absolutely love that Colbert got fired. His talent was even less than his ratings. I hear  Jimmy Kimmel is next....Greg Gutfeld is better than all of them combined."
-- Trump

"I never wrote a picture in my life."
-- Trump

"Sometimes being a giver will open you up to new talents. Each year I donate an autographed doodle to the Doodle for Hunger auction at Tavern on the Green."
-- Trump, in a 2008 book

"You know, they're standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that."
-- Trump, on visiting Miss Teen USA pageant dressing room

"I remember putting on my dress real quick, because I was like, 'Oh my god, there's a man in here.'"
-- Mariah Billado, Miss Vermont Teen USA

"Yeah, he does that."
-- Ivanka Trump, to Billado