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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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November 18, 2025
"I call it 'The Epstein Hoax.'"
-- Trump -
November 17, 2025
"Nobody knows what magnets are."
-- Trump -
November 16, 2025
"I am the one able to take him down...I know how dirty Donald is."
-- Epstein in 2018 email"Of course he knew about the girls as he asked Ghislaine to stop."
-- Epstein in 2019 email -
November 15, 2025
"I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
-- Epstein in 2017 email -
November 14, 2025
"These emails are clearly extraordinarily explosive. They implicate the president..."
-- Rep. Melanie Stansbury on newly-released Epstein messages"DUMMY ALERT: Rep. Stansbury may be the stupidest member of Congress..She beclowned herself on national television, flailing around like a jellyfish (which doesn't have a brain!) when confronted with the truth-facts."
-- WH communications director Steven Cheung -
November 13, 2025
"These emails prove absolutely nothing other than that President Trump did nothing wrong."
-- WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, on newly-released Epstein messages -
November 12, 2025
"The First Lady worked very hard in making it perfect, and I think you're going to really love it."
-- Trump, to a White House tour group, a few months before demolishing the First Lady's offices -
November 11, 2025
"I mean, the guy is the Colossus at Rhodes, and will remain that way."
-- CNN's David Urban, likening Trump to one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World"I'm trying not to vomit on the air listening to this from Urban."
-- CNN's Van Jones -
November 10, 2025
"Prices are down under the Trump administration, and they are down substantially."
-- Trump"The worst healthcare anywhere in the world, Obamacare."
-- Trump -
November 09, 2025
"I don't want to hear about the affordability."
-- Trump