"This grass is the highest quality. It was given, free of charge, by Scotts Miracle-Gro. Scotts. And Scotts is a great company. They actually contributed to my campaign."
-- Trump, showing off new Marine One landing pad area

"At the Department of War we do training, not trannies."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth

"We've got a spike in oil prices today that I don't really understand."
-- Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent

"I'm very good at flagpoles."
-- Trump

"Maybe at some point, but right now I think the situation is so good. But maybe at some point."
-- Trump, on reopening negotiations with Iran

"I know Kim Jong Un very well. And he's going to be fine."
-- Trump

"Based on my very good relationship with Kim Jong Un, of North Korea, I am not happy with the fact that the United States has, long ago, agreed to participate in Joint Military Exercises with South Korea."
-- Trump

"He doesn't want to do the job. He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie [Harp] on their apparently defenseless flying palace gifted by the emir of Qatar."
-- Sen. Jon Ossoff on Trump

"Jon Jackoff has to be the biggest cuck loser in politics."
-- WH Communications Director Stephen Cheung, in response

"Pretty soon I'll be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States."
-- Trump

"In my Department of Justice, if anybody touches a federal law enforcement officer in any way inappropriate, we will prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law."
-- AG Todd Blanche, at Trump rally on Friday

"Your president pardoned people who did this to me..."
-- former U.S. Capitol Police Officer Aquilino Gonell, one of more than 140 officers injured during Jan 6 attack, posting photos of his wounds in response

"People don't want to have radical lunatics involved in running our country, and that's what we have."
-- Trump

"The U.S.A. has total control over the Strait of Hormuz. I THINK WE WILL KEEP IT! Our Naval Blockade is being called, by everyone, 'A WALL OF STEEL,' and there is nothing Iran can do about it... Their country is 'shot.' All they have is FAKE NEWS and 300% INFLATION..."
-- Trump post

"I think actually the plane that I flew on was at greater risk. I think it was at greater risk, because that would be the plane I think that they would be more likely to go for."
-- Trump