"We're over here just grinding away on banger memes, dude."
-- White House official explaining the administration's juvenile war videos

"They really are a very high group of people, and they love it because they're able to now arrest illegals as they come into the country. That's very fertile territory. But that's not why they're there, they're really there to help."
-- Trump on sending ICE agents to airports

"Now with the death of Iran, the greatest enemy America has is the Radical Left, Highly Incompetent, Democrat Party!"
-- Trump

"Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead."
-- Trump

"I have decided that we will not have public hearings because I do not believe the administration's decision-makers should be subject to public questioning by senators."
-- Sen. Jim Risch, Foreign Relations Committee Chair, asked when there will be public hearings about the war

"I am very proud of the term 'fake news' because it's my term, I came up with it. But it is really no longer accurate. It's corrupt, fraudulent, it really is. It's beyond fake. It's criminal what they do."
-- Trump

"We're inviting broadcasters to once again highlight the great wins of the country and to run patriotic programming. Maybe starting off with the Pledge of Allegiance."
-- FCC Chair Brendan Carr

"I think a president should not have learning disabilities, okay?... Gavin Newsom admitted that he has learning disabilities, dyslexia -- everything about him is dumb."
-- Trump

"We have a smart president, whereas in the past we've had dumb presidents."
-- JD Vance

"The only thing prohibiting transit in the Strait right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth

"These ships should go through the Strait of Hormuz and show some guts. There's nothing to be afraid of... They have no navy. We sunk all their ships."
-- Trump

"I do believe I'll be having the honor of taking Cuba. That would be good. That's a big honor... Whether I free it, take it -- I think I can do anything I want with it."
-- Trump

"We totally demolished Kharg Island, but we may hit it a few more times, just for fun."
-- Trump

"The New York Times and the Wall Street Journal (in particular), and other Lowlife 'Papers' and Media actually want us to lose the War. Their terrible reporting is the exact opposite of the actual facts!"
-- Trump

"Broadcasters that are running hoaxes and news distortions... have a chance now to correct course before their license renewals come up... It is very important to bring trust back into media, which has earned itself the label of fake news."
-- FCC chair Brendan Carr