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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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March 05, 2026
"Flying over Tehran and Iranian leaders looking up and seeing only U.S. and Israeli firepower every minute of every day until we decide it is over. B-2s, B-52s, drones and fighters controlling the skies. Death and destruction from the sky all day long. This was never meant to be a fair fight... We control their fate."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth"We're not at war right now."
-- Speaker Mike Johnson -
March 04, 2026
"In my knowledge and understanding today, the American government does not have a clearly formulated strategy for the future civilian leadership of this country."
-- German Chancellor Friedrich Merz"Most of the people we had in mind are dead."
-- Trump -
March 03, 2026
"We don't know who's leading the country now. They don't know who's leading. It's a little like the unemployment line."
-- Trump, on Iran -
March 02, 2026
"Our president will start a war with Iran because he has no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective."
-- Trump on Obama, 2011"Our interest, I think very much is in not going to war with Iran. It would be a huge distraction of resources. It would be massively expensive to our country."
-- JD Vance, 2025 -
March 01, 2026
"I don't know anything about the Epstein files. I've been fully exonerated."
-- Trump -
February 28, 2026
"I've always wanted the Congressional Medal of Honor, but I was informed I'm not allowed to give it to myself, and I wouldn't know why I'd be taking it. But if they ever opened up that law I will be there with you someday."
-- Trump, in his State of the Union address -
February 27, 2026
"Our country is winning again. In fact, we're winning so much that we really don't know what to do about it. People are asking me: 'Please, please, please, Mr. President, we're winning too much; we can't take it anymore. We're not used to winning in our country. Until you came along, we were just always losing, but now we are winning too much.' And I say, 'No, no, no, you're going to win again. You are going to win big. You are going to win bigger than ever.'"
-- Trump, in State of the Union address -
February 26, 2026
"It just amazes me that there's not more support out there. We actually have a silent support."
-- Trump, on his latest poll numbers -
February 25, 2026
"I was talking to a U.S. Marshal just yesterday, and he was talking about the fact that they were deporting a planeload of illegals, and one of them was a cannibal. He called himself a cannibal, ate other people and ate himself."
-- Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem -
February 24, 2026
"The Board of Peace is going to almost be looking over the United Nations and making sure it runs properly."
-- Trump"This is a legitimate organization where there are tens of member countries from around the world."
-- WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt