"The birth rate is very low in almost every country, and unless that changes Civilization will disappear...Nothing seems to be turning that around. Humanity is dying."
-- Elon Musk

"The old relationship we had with the United States, based on deepening integration of our economies and tight security and military cooperation, is over."
-- Canada's PM Mark Carney

"Our message to Denmark is simple: You have not done a good job by the people of Greenland."
-- America's VP JD Vance

ABC News:
"An unthinkable breach of national security."
CBS News:
"An unthinkable breach of national security."
MSNBC:
"An unthinkable breach of national security."
CNN:
"An unthinkable breach of national security."
Fox News:
"We've all texted the wrong person before."

"I'm not a big fan of The Atlantic. To me it's a magazine that's going out of business. I think it's not much of a magazine. But I know nothing about it. You're saying that they had what?"
-- Trump, first asked about The Atlantic's Signal group chat story

"You're talking about a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who's made a profession of peddling hoaxes...This is a guy who peddles garbage."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth on Jeffrey Goldberg being invited into chat

"It wouldn't surprise me if Goldberg sneaked his way in."
-- Fox host Jesse Watters

"This entire story was another hoax written by a Trump-hater...."
-- WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt

"I won't be there. I don't go to Canada anymore. I don't. I'd rather go to Russia."
-- UFC commentator Joe Rogan on May fight in Montreal

"This is a guy that peddles in garbage....Nobody was texting war plans, and that's all I have to say about that."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth, on Atlantic editor Jonah Goldberg, given access to war strike group chat

"The specific time of a future arrack, specific targets, including human targets...weapons systems...A long section on sequencing; this is going to happen, then that is going to happen...He can say it wasn't a war plan, but it was a minute-by-minute accounting of what was about to happen, organized by CENTCOM."
-- Goldberg, in response

"I don't know when it was signed, because I didn't sign it."
-- Trump, denying he signed a proclamation invoking the 1798 Alien Enemies Act. His signature appears on the document in the Federal Registry.

"I think Elon Musk is a rock star. The tofu crowd is mad, but when you trim fat, pigs squeal."
-- Sen. John Kennedy

"Elon Musk turned out to be kind of an a**hole."
-- Sen. Mark Kelly

"The New York Times is just as corrupt as CNN and MSNBC...It's such a dishonest newspaper. It's garbage...They have fake sources, or they don't have sources. They make most of it up...They really are the Enemy of the People."
-- Trump

"One of the nastiest countries to deal with is Canada. This was Trudeau -- good old Justin. I call him "Governor Trudeau." His people were nasty, and they never tell the truth...[Canada] is meant to be our 51st state."
-- Trump