"You close [the Strait of Hormuz], and you won't have a country. You won't even make it back to your f***iing country."
-- Trump, threatening Iranian diplomats at peace deal negotiations, causing them to walk out in protest

"What's interesting about President Trump is that he doesn't wear it on his sleeve, but he is a person of faith. He thinks about these very deep questions: where did we come from? Where are we going?"
-- JD Vance

"This plane was transformed into a flying White House at a level of luxury that nobody has ever seen before."
-- Trump, inside the hanger where the plane gifted to him by Qatar is being prepared to serve as Air Force One

"These fools, who think I haven't been tough enough on Iran, when the Stock Market Just Hit A RECORD HIGH, and Oil prices are 'tumbling' down, are either jealous, bad people, or stupid."
-- Trump, in 4:30 a.m. post

"What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!"
-- Trump post, 11/24/13

"And you know what the Iranians did? They laughed at Obama, and they said he's a stupid son of a bitch."
-- Trump, at G7, on the 2015 Iran Nuclear Deal

"Trump is a total con artist -- smoke & mirrors. Never had money."
-- Epstein handwritten jail notes

"Unlike Obama, President Trump is smart about these things."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth, on negotiating with Iran

"Shoutout to Trump, for having the balls to put some s**t like this on."
-- Josh Hokit, speaking from the ring after his UFC Freedom 250 victory

"Michelle Obama is a man. Am I right, America?"
-- UFC fighter Josh Hokit, after winning bout in front of White House

"This will be the greatest concert on the planet. We're turning 250 years... So who throws a better party than Trump?...That guy knows how to throw a real party and they're classy."
-- Vanilla Ice, on performing at the Freedom 250 event

"When President Kennedy announced that we were going to put a man on the moon and return them safely to the earth, no one thought that was possible, and we did it. We are a nation founded on doing what no one else dared to do, and no one aspired to do. And at some level, that's what this whole company, what UFC, has been."
-- Secretary of State Marco Rubio