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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • March 05, 2026

    "Flying over Tehran and Iranian leaders looking up and seeing only U.S. and Israeli firepower every minute of every day until we decide it is over. B-2s, B-52s, drones and fighters controlling the skies. Death and destruction from the sky all day long. This was never meant to be a fair fight... We control their fate."
    -- SecDef Pete Hegseth

    "We're not at war right now."
    -- Speaker Mike Johnson

  • March 04, 2026

    "In my knowledge and understanding today, the American government does not have a clearly formulated strategy for the future civilian leadership of this country."
    -- German Chancellor Friedrich Merz

    "Most of the people we had in mind are dead."
    -- Trump

     

  • March 03, 2026

    "We don't know who's leading the country now. They don't know who's leading. It's a little like the unemployment line."
    -- Trump, on Iran

  • March 02, 2026

    "Our president will start a war with Iran because he has no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective."
    -- Trump on Obama, 2011

    "Our interest, I think very much is in not going to war with Iran. It would be a huge distraction of resources. It would be massively expensive to our country."
    -- JD Vance, 2025

  • March 01, 2026

    "I don't know anything about the Epstein files. I've been fully exonerated."
    -- Trump

  • February 28, 2026

    "I've always wanted the Congressional Medal of Honor, but I was informed I'm not allowed to give it to myself, and I wouldn't know why I'd be taking it. But if they ever opened up that law I will be there with you someday."
    -- Trump, in his State of the Union address

  • February 27, 2026

    "Our country is winning again. In fact, we're winning so much that we really don't know what to do about it. People are asking me: 'Please, please, please, Mr. President, we're winning too much; we can't take it anymore. We're not used to winning in our country. Until you came along, we were just always losing, but now we are winning too much.' And I say, 'No, no, no, you're going to win again. You are going to win big. You are going to win bigger than ever.'"
    -- Trump, in State of the Union address

  • February 26, 2026

    "It just amazes me that there's not more support out there. We actually have a silent support."
    -- Trump, on his latest poll numbers

  • February 25, 2026

    "I was talking to a U.S. Marshal just yesterday, and he was talking about the fact that they were deporting a planeload of illegals, and one of them was a cannibal. He called himself a cannibal, ate other people and ate himself."
    -- Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem

  • February 24, 2026

    "The Board of Peace is going to almost be looking over the United Nations and making sure it runs properly."
    -- Trump

    "This is a legitimate organization where there are tens of member countries from around the world."
    -- WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt