"I call it 'The Epstein Hoax.'"
-- Trump

"Nobody knows what magnets are."
-- Trump

"I am the one able to take him down...I know how dirty Donald is."
-- Epstein in 2018 email

"Of course he knew about the girls as he asked Ghislaine to stop."
-- Epstein in 2019 email

"I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
-- Epstein in 2017 email

"These emails are clearly extraordinarily explosive. They implicate the president..."
-- Rep. Melanie Stansbury on newly-released Epstein messages

"DUMMY ALERT: Rep. Stansbury may be the stupidest member of Congress..She beclowned herself on national television, flailing around like a jellyfish (which doesn't have a brain!) when confronted with the truth-facts."
-- WH communications director Steven Cheung

"These emails prove absolutely nothing other than that President Trump did nothing wrong."
-- WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, on newly-released Epstein messages

"The First Lady worked very hard in making it perfect, and I think you're going to really love it."
-- Trump, to a White House tour group, a few months before demolishing the First Lady's offices

"I mean, the guy is the Colossus at Rhodes, and will remain that way."
-- CNN's David Urban, likening Trump to one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World

"I'm trying not to vomit on the air listening to this from Urban."
-- CNN's Van Jones

"Prices are down under the Trump administration, and they are down substantially."
-- Trump

"The worst healthcare anywhere in the world, Obamacare."
-- Trump

"I don't want to hear about the affordability."
-- Trump