"'Sir, we think the Oval Office should be taken down, and we'll build a new one, sir.' I said, 'My ass, you can't build a new one. This is a special place.'"
-- Trump, recounting to Time Magazine his alleged conversation with Secret Service official

"A Honduran migrant caravan numbered in the hundreds has crossed into Mexico and is moving north as DHS warns the days of catch and release are over."
-- Fox News

"We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S. southern border in several years, why now? Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the GOP needs to scare you into voting because nothing else is working."
-- MTG

"This is the final battle. With you at my side, we will demolish the deep state. We will expel the warmongers from our government. We will drive out the globalists, we will cast out the communists, Marxists, and fascists. We will throw off the sick political class that hates our country. We will rout the fake new media, and we will liberate America from these villians once and for all."
-- Trump TV ad, called a "public service announcement" by the White House and paid for with taxpayer dollars

Reporter: "Barack Obama just said 'If you put women in charge of every government for two years, things would be better.' Do you buy that?"

Trump: "It's ridiculous. I love women. I think they're great. But what a ridiculous statement that is. Right? Even you would say that."

"I call them out, but they should really be called out by the Courts, and should not be allowed to enter the White House premises, or Press Room, because they are CORRUPT and DISHONEST!"
-- Trump, on "The Fake News Media"

"The most un-American thing an American president has ever done."
-- ex-Rep. John Delaney, on Trump showing China's leader Xi Jinping a photo of an autopen and saying, "It's Biden."

"I think that the people running Iran are reptiles. And they are part of a colony of reptiles: China, North Korea, Russia, and as I said, Iran. The chief reptile -- the quarterback -- is President Xi in China. All four of them are the same. It's the same hooker, in different dresses. They all lie, like time-share salesmen."
-- Sen. John Kennedy

"I am the code."
-- Trump, dismissing fire code violations in his ballrooom plan

"All of the SLEAZEBAGS, like Third Rate 'Reporter,' Kaitlan Collins, of Fake News CNN, a truly unhappy person, said they weren't going to be covering me. Then why were they ranting and raving like lunatics, in the Press Area, at the United Nations? Why was she there?"
-- Trump

"I have a big decision to make. Will a deal be made with Iran that lets them rebuild and create a far greater country than it ever was before? Or do I annihilate the Islamic Republic and do it quickly, never giving them a chance to kill and destroy people and countries again? Do I drive them into hell with no chance of survival and hope for future generations? But I believe we'll make a deal..."
-- Trump, in speech at UN