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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • May 08, 2026

    "Credit card spending is through the roof... The consumer is really, really firing on all cylinders just like the corporate sector... And they're doing that because they have so much more money in their pockets... They're spending more on gasoline, but they're spending more on everything else, too."
    -- Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett

  • May 07, 2026

    "There is no person more deserving of this incredible honor. Congratulations, Dad!"
    -- Eric Trump, unveiling logo for recently renamed Palm Beach airport

  • May 06, 2026

    "If somebody would just give this guy a sleeping pill things would be better in this country."
    -- commentator and The View co-host Ana Navarro, on Trump

  • May 05, 2026

    "Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your ID to vote? That's not anything crazy."
    -- Todd Blanche, Acting Attorney General

    "You're doing God's work here. You've made peace in the Middle East, which is beyond anybody's imagination, and now you're giving millions of Americans a chance to have babies."
    -- RFK Jr, to Trump

  • May 04, 2026

    "I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron."
    -- Trump, on why all presidential candidates should be required to take a cognitive exam

  • May 03, 2026

    "Live and Let Die."
    -- song played by Trump before rally at The Villages retirement community on Friday

  • May 02, 2026

    "Imagine explaining to the Founding Fathers that the president imposed tariffs without an act of Congress and then removed them at the request of the King of England."
    -- Dominic Pino on whisky tariffs

  • May 01, 2026

    "I'm not a rapist. I'm not a pedophile. You read that from some sick person. I was totally exonerated."
    -- Trump

  • April 30, 2026

    "There's a piece of [bullet-proof] glass here [in front of me], but all we really have over here is the Fake News. To get me, somebody would have to shoot through the Fake News, and I don't mind that so much."
    -- Trump to crowd at rally, 11-4-24

  • April 29, 2026

    "We'd like to apologize, again, for the rockets. And the glare. And the bombs bursting in air. But look, if it hadn't happened, we wouldn't be here."
    -- British deputy head of mission James Roscoe, at yesterday's garden party for King Charles