"I think it's really time for the country to get on to something else... Something that people care about."
-- Trump, on Epstein files

"Trump worst negotiator in human history."
-- Steve Bannon, in text to Jeffrey Epstein

"They [China] are playing Go and he can't master Tic-Tac-Toe."
-- Epstein, in response

"The Republicans should say, 'We want to take over. We should take over the voting.'"
-- Trump, to Dan Bongino

"Dangerous...Out of his mind."
-- Slovakian Prime Minister Robert Fico, after a private meeting with Trump

"Hi, Mr. President. Congratulations."
-- Melania, on phone to Trump, following his election night victory speech

"Did you watch it?"
-- Trump

"I did not."
-- Melania

$00.00.
-- The amount Trump paid in income tax in 15 of the last 20 years, according to leaked IRS documents

$10,000,000,000.
-- amount for which Trump is suing the IRS for leaking the above

"ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence."
-- Judge Patrick J. Schiltz of the U.S. District Court for the District of Minnesota

"She probably had herself sprayed, knowing her."
-- Trump, on Tuesday night attack on Rep. Ilhan Omar

"You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines, to any sort of protest that you want."
-- Kash Patel, 2026

"This is what 'Fight With Kash' is for. We will help Kyle Rittenhouse."
-- Patel, 2021

"My father had one problem. At a certain age, about 86, 87, he started getting, what do they call it?"
-- Trump, pointing to his head

"Alzheimer's."
-- Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

"Like an Alzheimer's thing. Well, I don't have it."
-- Trump