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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • December 21, 2025

    "Over the past 11 months, we have brought more positive change to Washington than any administration in American history. There's never been anything like it. We have achieved more than anyone can imagine."
    -- Trump

  • December 20, 2025

    "I negotiated directly with the drug companies and foreign nations...to slash prices on drugs and pharmaceuticals by as much as 400, 500, and even 600%."
    -- Trump

    "Mathematically impossible...If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to zero. If you cut it by four, five, or six hundred perecent, the drug companies are actually paying you to take their products."
    -- Fox's John Roberts

  • December 19, 2025

    "It was bad health care at much too high a cost, and you see that now in the steep increase in premiums being demanded by the Democrats, and they are demanding those increases and it's their fault."
    -- Trump on Obamacare

    Trump Renames RFK Jr. "Bobby Kennedy Trump"
    -- Andy Borowitz fake headline

  • December 18, 2025

    "One of the most divisive political figures in American history."
    -- from bronze plaque bio of Obama in Trump's new WH "Presidential Walk of Fame"

  • December 17, 2025

    "If the vote in California was legitimate, which it's not....They mail out 38 million ballots and they come in -- where the hell do they go and where do they come from? It's a rigged election in California..."
    -- Trump

    "Hahahahahahahahaha ok."
    -- Gov. Gavin Newsom, in response

  • December 16, 2025

    "He was a deranged person, as far as Trump was concerned... I was not a fan of Rob Reiner at all in any way, shape, or form. I thought he was very bad for our country."
    -- Trump

  • December 15, 2025

    "Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME... with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Trump Administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness, and with the Golden Age of America upon us, perhaps like never before."
    -- Trump post

  • December 13, 2025

    "Whatever the hell her name is -- with the little turban... She comes in, does nothing but bitch. She comes from [Somalia] -- it's considered about the worst country in the world, right? They have no military, they have nothing. They have no parliament. They don't know what the hell the word 'parliament' means... She should get the hell out. Throw her the hell out."
    -- Trump, at rally, on Rep. Ilhan Omar

    "Send her back! Send her back!"
    -- crowd, in reponse

     

  • December 12, 2025

    "We even brought our superstar today -- Karoline. Isn't she great? Is Karoline great? You know, when she goes on television, Fox, like, I mean, they dominate, they dominate when she gets up there with that beautiful face and those lips that don't stop. Pop-pop-pop, like a little machine gun. She's got no fear."
    -- Trump, at rally, on WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

  • December 11, 2025

    "A-plus-plus-plus-plus-plus."
    -- Trump, grading the economy