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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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August 11, 2026
Percentage of Democrats who believe they could beat up Donald Trump: 75
Percentage of Republicans who believe they could: 33
-- Harper's Index
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August 10, 2026
"We'll have a big percentage of the chip business by the time I leave office. Which could be a long time. Who knows? But it could also be fairly quick. They say two-and-a-half years. We're going to find out."
-- Trump -
August 09, 2026
"A lot of people are saying that I'm one of the greatest presidents ever."
-- Trump"You know the communists want to take it down -- they tried taking Mt. Rushmore down. They want to blow it up. They want to take it down. 'They shouldn't be up there!' These people are crazy."
-- Trump -
August 08, 2026
"Todd Blanche is a STAR, and everyone knows it."
-- Trump -
August 07, 2026
"Communism is the greatest threat to our country in its history, including even World War I, World War II, Pearl Harbor, 9/11. [If Democrats are in power] you'll have nothing but death, squalor, poverty. You'll have a life of hell."
-- Trump"The radical left want to ban a thing called 'gasoline.'"
-- Trump -
August 06, 2026
"We're doing an unbelievable job. Costs are coming way down. I inherited very very high costs, and they're all coming down now. The food, the groceries, it's all coming down. We've done a great job. I think we should be given an A+ on the economy."
-- Trump -
August 05, 2026
"I probably was abused more than anybody in the history of our country."
-- Trump -
August 04, 2026
"Don't ever talk again. You're fake news, one of the worst in the business. Fortunately, nobody watches you."
-- Trump to MS NOW reporter"My policies are working incredibly."
-- Trump -
August 03, 2026
"It has been just an honor to work with you -- to me, he is a masterclass, to see how this president operates, to watch him and learn from him, is amazing -- so thank you."
-- transportation secretary Sean Duffy, at Cabinet meeting -
August 02, 2026
"This is the Golden Age of America. This is the best we'll ever be."
-- Trump