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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • October 31, 2025

    "My message to America is, first, the fact that your government is failing you, right now. Poverty is not red or blue, is not a Republican or Democrat issue. If you are in a position that you can't feed your family... we have failed you."
    -- Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins, whose agency oversees SNAP payments

    "When she says, 'We have failed you,' she means 'We, the Democrats,' okay?"
    -- Speaker Mike Johnson

  • October 31, 2025

    "Everybody said that I should immediately get the Nobel Peace Prize."
    -- Trump

  • October 30, 2025

    "People don't care if we send in our military, if we send in our National Guard, if we send in Space Command. They don't care who the hell it is. They just want to be safe... We can as we want to do."
    -- Trump

  • October 29, 2025

    "I don't like good-looking people. I never liked good-looking people. I'll be honest with you. I've never admitted that before. But see I'm allowed to -- we won at the Supreme Court a thing based on merit. You know about that, right?"
    -- Trump, to U.S. troops in Japan

  • October 28, 2025

    "Trump is going to be president in '28 and people ought to just get accomodated with that...There is a plan...He's a vehicle of divine providence. He's an instrument...We need him for at least one more term."
    -- Steve Bannon

    "I haven't really thought about it...but I have the best poll numbers I've ever had...I would love to do it."
    -- Trump, on a third term

  • October 27, 2025

    "I am the Speaker and the President."
    -- Trump

    "The state Duma."
    -- Steve Bannon, describing Congress

  • October 27, 2025

    "[Their signs were] all made professionally in a printing shop. Looks like on Madison Avenue someplace. Some guy is paying for all that stuff... They're getting paid. They're professional agitators, and we are finding out who's paying them. Yeah. You're going to be very surprised when you find out."
    -- Trump, on the "No Kings" demonstrations

  • October 24, 2025

    "...They say that he was not guilty of anything, that what he did -- well, you don't know much about crypto...You know nothing about nothing. You're fake news. But...they said that what he did is not even a crime...So I gave him a pardon at the request of a lot of very good people."
    -- Trump, asked about his pardoning crypto CEO Changpeng Zhao, who pled guilty to money laundering and had involvement with the Trump family's crypto startup

  • October 24, 2025

    "Somebody [said],'You're the third-best president in the United States.'...'Who were the first two?' 'George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.' And I got extremely angry at this man...It's going to be very tough to beat Washington and Lincoln but we're going to give it a try, right? Hey, they didn't put out eight wars, nine coming. Alright? We put out eight wars and the ninth is coming, believe it or not."
    -- Trump

  • October 23, 2025

    "THIS SITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION."
    -- sole message on website of ACECO, the demolition company tearing down the East Wing