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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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February 09, 2026
"You know, they rigged the second election. I had to win it, had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would have had a bad ego for the rest of my life. Now I really have a big ego, though."
-- Trump, at National Prayer Breakfast -
February 08, 2026
"I can't watch the new NFL Kickoff. Like many others, I just turn my head. Who has the right to make such a change?"
-- Trump -
February 06, 2026
"My presence was requested by the President."
-- DNI head Tulsi Gabbard, Monday, on why she participated in FBI search of Georgia election center"I don't know."
-- Trump, Wednesday, asked why Gabbard had been involved"She went at Pam [Bondi]'s insistence."
-- Trump, Thursday -
February 06, 2026
"They say, 'Donald Trump is using the Justice Department to get even.' And I don't. But wouldn't I have a right to?"
-- Trump -
February 05, 2026
"I think it's really time for the country to get on to something else... Something that people care about."
-- Trump, on Epstein files -
February 04, 2026
"Trump worst negotiator in human history."
-- Steve Bannon, in text to Jeffrey Epstein"They [China] are playing Go and he can't master Tic-Tac-Toe."
-- Epstein, in response -
February 03, 2026
"The Republicans should say, 'We want to take over. We should take over the voting.'"
-- Trump, to Dan Bongino -
February 02, 2026
"Dangerous...Out of his mind."
-- Slovakian Prime Minister Robert Fico, after a private meeting with Trump -
February 01, 2026
"Hi, Mr. President. Congratulations."
-- Melania, on phone to Trump, following his election night victory speech"Did you watch it?"
-- Trump"I did not."
-- Melania -
January 31, 2026
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-- The amount Trump paid in income tax in 15 of the last 20 years, according to leaked IRS documents$10,000,000,000.
-- amount for which Trump is suing the IRS for leaking the above