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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • February 09, 2026

    "You know, they rigged the second election. I had to win it, had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would have had a bad ego for the rest of my life. Now I really have a big ego, though."
    -- Trump, at National Prayer Breakfast

  • February 08, 2026

    "I can't watch the new NFL Kickoff. Like many others, I just turn my head. Who has the right to make such a change?"
    -- Trump

  • February 06, 2026

    "My presence was requested by the President."
    -- DNI head Tulsi Gabbard, Monday, on why she participated in FBI search of Georgia election center

    "I don't know."
    -- Trump, Wednesday, asked why Gabbard had been involved

    "She went at Pam [Bondi]'s insistence."
    -- Trump, Thursday

  • February 06, 2026

    "They say, 'Donald Trump is using the Justice Department to get even.' And I don't. But wouldn't I have a right to?"
    -- Trump

  • February 05, 2026

    "I think it's really time for the country to get on to something else... Something that people care about."
    -- Trump, on Epstein files

  • February 04, 2026

    "Trump worst negotiator in human history."
    -- Steve Bannon, in text to Jeffrey Epstein

    "They [China] are playing Go and he can't master Tic-Tac-Toe."
    -- Epstein, in response

  • February 03, 2026

    "The Republicans should say, 'We want to take over. We should take over the voting.'"
    -- Trump, to Dan Bongino

  • February 02, 2026

    "Dangerous...Out of his mind."
    -- Slovakian Prime Minister Robert Fico, after a private meeting with Trump

  • February 01, 2026

    "Hi, Mr. President. Congratulations."
    -- Melania, on phone to Trump, following his election night victory speech

    "Did you watch it?"
    -- Trump

    "I did not."
    -- Melania

  • January 31, 2026

    $00.00.
    -- The amount Trump paid in income tax in 15 of the last 20 years, according to leaked IRS documents

    $10,000,000,000.
    -- amount for which Trump is suing the IRS for leaking the above