"I've taken three. No president -- think of this -- has ever taken one."
-- Trump, on cognitive tests

"For the people out there saying 'President Trump is getting weak on mass deportation,' you don't know what the hell you're talking about... You ain't seen s**t yet. This year will be a good year. Mass deportations are coming."
-- WH border czar Tom Homan

"I was told by my wife, 'You have to act presidential, so don't use foul language.' I won't, therefore -- normally I would have said it was a s**t house."
-- Trump on the White House

"When you think of it, we shouldn't even have an election."
-- Trump, on how successful his presidency has been

"Drug traffic coming into our country is way down. And by sea. By sea. By ocean. By the water, you know. A lot of people will say, 'What do you mean by "see" -- is it "see" like vision?' No, it's sea, s-e-a."
-- Trump

"The polls are fake. They're totally fake."
-- Trump

"Nobody else ever ended a war."
-- Trump, on himself

"They trifled with us today. We blew them away...You won't have to know if there's no ceasefire. You're just going to have to look at one big glow coming out of Iran."
-- Trump, asked if ceasefire is still on

"Credit card spending is through the roof... The consumer is really, really firing on all cylinders just like the corporate sector... And they're doing that because they have so much more money in their pockets... They're spending more on gasoline, but they're spending more on everything else, too."
-- Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett

"There is no person more deserving of this incredible honor. Congratulations, Dad!"
-- Eric Trump, unveiling logo for recently renamed Palm Beach airport

"If somebody would just give this guy a sleeping pill things would be better in this country."
-- commentator and The View co-host Ana Navarro, on Trump

"Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your ID to vote? That's not anything crazy."
-- Todd Blanche, Acting Attorney General

"You're doing God's work here. You've made peace in the Middle East, which is beyond anybody's imagination, and now you're giving millions of Americans a chance to have babies."
-- RFK Jr, to Trump

"I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron."
-- Trump, on why all presidential candidates should be required to take a cognitive exam