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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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September 28, 2026
"I call them out, but they should really be called out by the Courts, and should not be allowed to enter the White House premises, or Press Room, because they are CORRUPT and DISHONEST!"
-- Trump, on "The Fake News Media" -
September 27, 2026
"The most un-American thing an American president has ever done."
-- ex-Rep. John Delaney, on Trump showing China's leader Xi Jinping a photo of an autopen and saying, "It's Biden." -
September 26, 2026
"I think that the people running Iran are reptiles. And they are part of a colony of reptiles: China, North Korea, Russia, and as I said, Iran. The chief reptile -- the quarterback -- is President Xi in China. All four of them are the same. It's the same hooker, in different dresses. They all lie, like time-share salesmen."
-- Sen. John Kennedy -
September 25, 2026
"I am the code."
-- Trump, dismissing fire code violations in his ballrooom plan -
September 24, 2026
"All of the SLEAZEBAGS, like Third Rate 'Reporter,' Kaitlan Collins, of Fake News CNN, a truly unhappy person, said they weren't going to be covering me. Then why were they ranting and raving like lunatics, in the Press Area, at the United Nations? Why was she there?"
-- Trump -
September 23, 2026
"I have a big decision to make. Will a deal be made with Iran that lets them rebuild and create a far greater country than it ever was before? Or do I annihilate the Islamic Republic and do it quickly, never giving them a chance to kill and destroy people and countries again? Do I drive them into hell with no chance of survival and hope for future generations? But I believe we'll make a deal..."
-- Trump, in speech at UN -
September 22, 2026
"It's sick. There's something wrong with a country that can allow people to write purposefully negative stories."
-- Trump -
September 20, 2026
"Like I'm fixing the country, we'll fix the White House too."
-- Trump -
September 19, 2026
"They purposely write negative news...Very simple ban: I don't want them in my office. I don't want them here. I would say the ban would go as far as you can...You know how fake their reporting is. It's one-sided, it's never good. I don't think somebody should be able to come in and write fake stories...You get sick of it."
-- Trump, announcing he is banning CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from the White House, effective immediately -
September 18, 2026
Trump to Rep. Joyce Beatty in Kennedy Center board meeting:
"I think you're incompetent."Beatty:
"I know you're incompetent... You had more bankruptcies than anybody in the room."