"Zelensky walked into the Oval Office. I was chatting with him... I said, 'Mr. President, so long as you behave, I won't say anything.' It was a good little icebreaker."
-- VP JD Vance

"He's in there fighting, they're working to put him in jail on top of everything else, how about that? He's a war hero because we worked together. He's a war hero. I guess I am too."
-- Trump, on Netanyahu

"President Stubb of Finland. And he's uh, he's somebody that, where are we here? Huh? Where? Where?"
-- Trump, at meeting with European leaders on Monday

"I'm right here."
-- Stubb, seated directly across from him

"Oh. You look better than I've ever seen you look."
-- Trump

"Mail-in ballots are corrupt. You can never have a real democracy with mail-in ballots...I think we're the only country in the world that uses them, because of what happens -- massive fraud all over the place."
-- Trump, ignoring or ignorant of the fact that dozens of countries use mail-in ballots, including Canada, the UK, Germany, Australia, and Switzerland

"Just about the most vomit-inducing episode in all the tawdry history of international diplomacy."
-- former British PM Boris Johnson on Alaska summit

"If you still think he's playing 4-D chess, I hate to break it to you -- the guy's barely playing checkers. And he's eating the pieces."
-- Joe Rogan on Trump

"President Trump doesn't have a limitation on his authority to make this country safe. There's no limitations."
-- "Border Czar" Tom Homan

"I turned down plenty. They were too woke. I had a couple of wokesters. We have great people. This is very different than it used to be. These are great people."
-- Trump, on selecting the 2025 Kennedy Center honorees

"But even Trump's attack on Washington, D.C., yesterday has not managed to distract attention from the possibility that the president of the United States sexually assaulted children."
-- historian Heather Cox Richardson

"They've wanted a ballroom at the White House for more than 150 years, but there's never been a president that was good at ballrooms."
-- Trump