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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • October 17, 2025

    "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. You know. But I was -- I made a turn at a good time. I turned to the right. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually. He said, 'How the hell did you make that turn?' I said, 'I don't know!'"
    -- Trump, while posthumously awarding Charlie Kirk the Presidential Medal of Freedom

  • October 16, 2025

    "[Hamas] will disarm. And if they don't disarm, we will disarm them. And it will happen quickly, and violently."
    -- Trump

  • October 15, 2025

    "The Ukraine Impeachment (of me!) Scam was a far bigger illegal Hoax than Watergate."
    -- Trump

  • October 14, 2025

    "I have in my hand 57 cases of individuals who would appear to be either card-carrying members or certainly loyal to the Communist Party."
    -- Sen. Joe McCarthy, 1950

    "THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6."
    -- Trump, forgetting it was his FBI on January 6

  • October 13, 2025

    "[The Biden administration] didn't even try to achieve peace in the Middle East. Donald Trump has done that... That's why he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, and that's why I'm introducing a resolution for a sense of Congress today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize..."
    -- Rep. Buddy Carter

  • October 12, 2025

    "Portland, Oregon, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
    -- Trump

  • October 11, 2025

    Reporter at Antifa round table, to Trump: "Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus...?"

    Trump: "Suspending who?"

    Reporter: "Habeas corpus, sir."

    Trump: "Oh. I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi."

  • October 10, 2025

    "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
    -- RFK Jr., on Tylenol and autism

  • October 09, 2025

    "How many illegal immigrants are there in Chicago -- does anybody know?"
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham, at hearing

    "I do. Countless."
    -- Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem

  • October 08, 2025

    "There is so much about the moment that is trying to make people feel like they've lost their minds, when in fact these motherf*ckers are crazy."
    -- Kamala Harris on Trump administration