"I do know that LA wouldn't be standing today if President Trump hadn't taken action. The city would have burned down if left to the devices of the mayor and the governor."
-- Kriti Noem on calling in the National Guard

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha."
-- Gov. Gavin Newsom

"They are led by insane people."
-- Trump on Democrats

"I know more about grass than any human being I think anywhere in the world."
-- Trump

"We used the paint you told me to buy."
-- Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem to Trump, on repainting the border wall 

"My family have been in this country for 140 years... since the dawn of time."
-- Australian anti-immigration politician Bob Katter

"Windmills -- we're just not going to allow them. They are ruining our country."
-- Trump (Iowa gets 60% of its electricity from wind; South Dakota, 55.3%; Kansas 46.2%; Texas has 19,415 wind turbines.)

"A lot of people are saying, 'Maybe we'd like a dictator.'"
-- Trump

"This is how wars ultimately get settled. If you go back to WWII, if you go back to WWI, if you go back to every major conflict in human history, they all end with some kind of negotiation."
-- VP JD Vance

"The 2026 FIFA World Cup draw will take place at the Kennedy Center -- some people refer to it as the Trump Kennedy Center, but we're not prepared to do that quite yet; maybe in a week or so."
-- Trump

"African American ladies, beautiful ladies, are saying, 'Please, President Trump, come to Chicago, please.'"
-- Trump

"I'm not a fan of John Bolton, he's a real sort of low life... Not a smart guy, but he could be a very unpatriotic guy. We're going to find out. I know nothing about it."
-- Trump

"She claims to be, you know, from her people. She puts on this image that she understands the Black American struggle. But let's face it, the girl went to private school, she went on to I don't know what college...and law school. She's a complete fake. She's as fake as her eyelashes, she's as fake as her hair, she's as fake as her fingernails, and she is such a massive fraud."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Rep. Jasmine Crockett

"Remember how they challenged Barack Obama and his roots? Remember how they claimed Kamala 'turned' black...Walk a day in my shoes...hateful emails, death threats, DMs, and posts, and then you can tell me if I'm truly living the black experience in this country."
-- Rep. Crockett in response