"They stole the 2020 election and hijacked the country using a decrepit corpse as a frontman. They used an autopen to start wars, steal from our treasury, and pardon their friends. Arrest those responsible and charge them with TREASON."
-- Trump on Democrats

"Guess what, we're gonna be in power a long time. We need to take the FBI apart, and we need to take it apart today."
-- Steve Bannon

"Six months ago this country was stone cold dead."
-- Trump

"HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY..."
-- Trump, yesterday

"He ended up getting a divorce, found a new wife. Could you say a trophy wife? I guess we can say a trophy wife. It didn't work out too well, but that doesn't work out too well, I must tell you. A lot of trophy wives, it doesn't work out. But it made him happy for a little while at least. But he found a new wife."
-- Trump delivering commencement address at West Point, using real estate developer William Levitt as example of someone who had "momentum" but lost it

"A lot of the people need remedial math, did you see that? Where the students can't add two and two, and they go to Harvard."
-- Trump, on Friday

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"What's 17 times 6?"
-- Howard Stern, 2006

"96? 94?"
-- Donald Trump Jr.

"112."
-- Trump

"HOW MUCH DID KAMALA HARRIS PAY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN FOR HIS POOR PERFORMANCE DURING HER CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT? WHY DID HE ACCEPT THAT MONEY IF HE IS SUCH A FAN OF HERS? ISN'T THAT A MAJOR AND ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION? WHAT ABOUT BEYONCE?...AND HOW MUCH WENT TO OPRAH, AND BONO??? I am going to call for a major investigation into this matter."
-- Trump, at 1:30 a.m.

"With this bill everybody's going to have a lot to go home and brag about."
-- Speaker Mike Johnson, on tax bill passed by House on Thursday

"We went from being laughed at to being the hottest country in the world."
-- Trump

"The days of 'woke' are over... The days of that crap are over in this country. We're going to have law and order."
-- Trump

"I think wokeness and DEI and cancel culture is starting to exit the building, and we can thank President Trump for leading that charge once again. I call him the dragon slayer in that regard, because he just came and slit the throat of DEI and wokeness."
-- Kid Rock

"What I want to know is how did Dr. Jill Biden miss stage five metastatic cancer or is this yet another coverup???"
-- Donald Trump Jr.