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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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November 05, 2024
"As president, I want to protect the women of our country. I'm going to do it whether the women like it or not."
-- Trump -
November 04, 2024
"I have this piece of [bulletproof] glass here, but all we have really over here is the Fake News [press section]. And to get me, somebody would have to shoot through the Fake News. (Crowd laughter.) And I don't mind that so much. (Crowd applause.) I don't mind."
-- Trump"The President's statement about protective glass has nothing to do with the Media being harmed, or anything else..."
-- campaign spokesperson Steven Cheung -
November 03, 2024
"As the first Samoan-American, low-IQ, former California prosecutor ever to be elected president..."
-- Tucker Carlson on Kamala Harris, at Trump's Garden rally"The antichrist, the devil."
-- David Rem, on Harris, at the rally"Her pimp handlers will destroy the country."
-- Grant Cardone, at the rally"She is some sick bastard, that Hillary Clinton, huh? What a sick son of a bitch. The whole fucking party, a bunch of degenerates, Jew-haters and lowlifes."
-- Sid Rosenberg, at the rally"The love in that room. It was breathtaking. It was like a love fest, an absolute love fest."
-- Trump -
November 01, 2024
"Lyin' Kamala is giving a News Conference now, saying that I want to end the Affordable Care Act. I never mentioned doing that, never even thought about such a thing."
-- Trump, yesterday"We will be able to immediately repeal and replace Obamacare. Have to do it. Because Obamacare has to be replaced and we will do it and we will do it very, very quickly."
-- Trump, November 2016 -
October 31, 2024
"President Trump has promised me...control of the public health agencies, which are HHS and its sub-agencies, CDC, FDA, NIH and a few others, and then also the USDA, which is key to making America healthy."
-- RFK Jr."I'm going to let him go wild on health. I'm going to let him go wild on the food. I'm going to let him go wild on the medicines."
-- Trump, at MSG rally -
October 30, 2024
"I don't think anybody has ever seen anything like what happened the other night at Madison Square Garden. The love in that room, it was breathtaking... It was like a lovefest, an absolute lovefest."
-- Trump"If people think American politics has been divisive before; you haven't seen anything yet."
-- MAGA engineer Steve Bannon, emerging from prison -
October 29, 2024
"The king of New York is back to reclaim the city he built."
-- Donald Trump Jr., at MSG rally"Hell, Donald Trump is healthier than I am."
-- JD Vance -
October 28, 2024
"There's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it's called 'Puerto Rico.'"
-- stand-up comic Tony Hinchcliffe, warming up the crowd at Trump's Madison Square Garden rally"It's kind of funny that they tried everything else, and now they are trying to kill him."
-- Rudy Giuliani on Trump and "the liberal establishment" -
October 27, 2024
"We will end the looting, ransacking, raping, and pillaging of North Carolina, and frankly every other state in the union."
-- Trump -
October 26, 2024
"We're like a garbage can for the rest of the world to dump the people that they don't want."
-- Trump