"We are now known, all throughout the world, as OCCUPIED AMERICA."
-- Trump tweet

"We have to clean out our country...We will make Colorado safe again."
-- Trump at rally

"Kamala Harris's reign of terror ends the day I take office."
-- Trump

"[Trump] is now the most dangerous person to this country. A fascist to the core."
-- Retired Army Gen. Mark Milley, who served as chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under Trump and Biden

"Retarded."
-- Trump on Harris, at fundraising event

"[The national TV networks are] crooked as hell... CBS should lose its license, and it should be bid out to the highest bidder, as should all other Broadcast Licenses, because they are just as corrupt as CBS -- and maybe even WORSE!"
-- Trump

"I have more complaints on grocery. The word 'grocery,' it's sort of a simple word. But it sort of means, like, everything you eat. The stomach is speaking, it always does."
-- Trump, speaking to Detroit Economic Club

"I'm basically a truthful person."
-- Trump to podcast host, who burst out laughing

"We won. We won. We did win."
-- Trump on 2020, last week

"A dirtbag of the internet."
-- a self-description from Chase Herro, co-founder of World Liberty Financial, the Trump family's new cryptocurrency venture

"A visionary."
-- about Barron Trump, from WLF's promotional materials

"If God came down from on high and said, 'I'm going to be your vote tabulator for this election,' I would leave this podium right now, because I wouldn't have to dispute. We wouldn't have a problem."
-- Trump

"We have plenty of votes. Stop the Steal!"
-- Trump

"To be a man and then vote for a woman just because she's a woman is either childish -- that person has mommy issues -- or they are just trying to be accepted by other women. And I heard this scientist say the other day, when a man votes for a woman he actually transitions into a woman."
-- Fox host Jesse Watters

"Forty trillion gallons of rain fell in total, the equivalent of one-third of the total volume of Lake Erie, enough to cover the entire state of Massachusetts in 23 feet of water."
-- informed estimate of Hurricane Helene's impact on the Southeast