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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • December 15, 2024

    "They went through a year and a half of testimony [and] deleted and destroyed all evidence that they found."
    -- Trump, lying about the House J6 committee, whose work is publicly available

  • December 14, 2024

    "Just got approached by a federal employee who asked for a selfie and shared how much she appreciates DOGE: 'It has to happen and if I get fired, I'm okay with it.'"
    -- Vivek Ramaswamy

  • December 12, 2024

    "Disdain, despise, detest, distrust -- pick your d-words."
    -- Pete Hegseth on the media, "almost all" politicians, and credentialed experts, in 2020 book

  • December 12, 2024

    "Did you know, if somebody sets a foot -- just a foot, one foot, you don't need two -- on our land, congratulations, you are now a citizen of the United States of America."
    -- Trump, misunderstanding what "birthright citizenship" is

  • December 11, 2024

    "Everybody on [the J6] committee... for what they did, honestly, they should go to jail."
    -- Trump, in interview

  • December 10, 2024

    "We're the only country that has it."
    -- Trump on birthright citizenship, which over 30 other countries, including Canada and Mexico, also have

  • December 09, 2024

     

    "I won on the border and I won on 'groceries.' It's a very simple word: 'groceries.' Like, almost -- you know, who uses the word? I started using the word. The groceries. When you buy apples, when you buy bacon, when you buy eggs, they would double and triple the price over a short period of time."
    -- Trump

  • December 08, 2024

    "Joe Biden is a criminal and he's been a criminal for a long time. And you're a criminal, and the media, for not reporting it."
    -- Trump to Reuters' Jeff Mason

    "Under President Trump, we will take a blowtorch to the administrative state and reduce the size and scope of government."
    -- House Speaker Mike Johnson

    "If the FBI doesn't need to be cleaned out, what does?"
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham

  • December 07, 2024

    "We are going to do things that have been really needed for a long time. And we are gonna look at elections."
    -- Trump, upon being named Patriot of the Year by Fox

  • December 06, 2024

    "Donald Trump has never been about retribution."
    -- Rep. Jim Jordan, yesterday

    "If you put me back in the White House...America will be a free nation once again...And for those who have been wronged and betrayed, I am your retribution. I am your retribution. I will totally obliterate the deep state."
    -- Trump, March 2023