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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • June 28, 2025

    "If you look at the end of the Civil War -- the 1800s, it was a very turbulent time. If you take the end day -- was it 1869? Or whatever. But you take that exact day, that's when the case was first filed. And the case ended shortly thereafter. This had to do with the babies of slaves, obviously."
    -- Trump, lying about birthright citizenship

  • June 27, 2025

    "Nobody knows what it means to accomplish peace through strength better than President Trump. He is the one who came up with that motto and that foreign policy doctrine."
    -- WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, on phrase used by Reagan, Goldwater, and the Roman Emperor Hadrian

    "President Trump directed the most complex and secretive military operation in history."
    -- SecDef Pete Hegseth

  • June 26, 2025

    "I was in Qatar, UAE, and Saudi Arabia, and all three leaders...said, 'You know, you're presiding over the hottest country in the world. The US right now -- everybody wants to be there, everybody wants a piece of it. A year ago your country was dead. You had a Deadhead running it.'"
    -- Trump, at NATO press conference

  • June 25, 2025

    "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don't understand what the f*ck they are doing. Do you understand that?"
    -- Trump to reporters

    "F*ck you."
    -- Deputy AG Emil Bove, instructing DOJ attorneys on what they should say to judges who rule against them on deportation issues

  • June 24, 2025

    "Every dictator in the world is on notice now."
    -- Fox News' Kayleigh McEnany, on Trump attacking Iran

  • June 23, 2025

    "It's not politically correct to use the term 'regime change,' but if the current Iranian regime is unable to MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN, why wouldn't there be a regime change??? MIGA!!!!"
    -- Trump

  • June 22, 2026

    "I just want to thank everybody, and in particular, God. I want to just say we love you, God. And we love our great military. Protect them."
    -- Trump, announcing bombing of Iran nuclear facilities

  • June 20, 2025

    "Eggs have come down 400%. Everybody has eggs now."
    -- Trump, apparently unaware prices can only drop 100%

  • June 19, 2025

    "I may do it, I may not do it, nobody knows what I'm going to do."
    -- Trump, on attacking Iran

  • June 18, 2025

    "We know exactly where the so-called 'Supreme Leader' is hiding. He is an easy target, but is safe there -- We are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now."
    -- Trump post

    "We now have complete and total control of the skies over Iran."
    -- Trump post

    "The UK is very well protected. You know why? Because I like them, that's why. The ultimate protection."
    -- Trump at G7