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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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July 24, 2026
"We're deportation-maxxing."
-- border czar Tom Homan -
July 23, 2026
"They are indeed great heroes, actually... All of them said very strongly, 'We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.' So we're going to honor them. And it's one of the hardest things for me to do as president, but it has to be done."
-- Trump, before going to Dignified Transfer ceremony to receive remains of four U.S. soldiers -
July 22, 2026
"It was four times greater than any FIFA ever held. And it's probably about five times, they're telling me today."
-- Trump, on 2026 World Cup -
July 21, 2026
"Sounds like gender-affirming care to me."
-- Sen. Tammy Duckworth, on Hegseth proposal to raise testosterone levels in "low T" servicemen -
July 20, 2026
"What he's going to say is that when Barack Obama was president the election was free and fair and I won. When Joe Biden was president the election was free and fair and I won. When I was in charge I f***ed it up so badly that I lost. It's like an epic epic epic mind f*** to his own base. He's going to make his base swallow this absolute s*** sandwich...It's the most cynical thing I've seen him do."
-- Nicolle Wallace, before Trump speech -
July 19, 2026
"The flyovers will continue until morale improves."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth, on Blue Angels controversy -
July 18, 2026
"We control the House, Senate, White House, and Supreme Court, so I ask my Republican colleagues, why are you complaining about election fraud? We won all the elections!"
-- GOP Sen. Thomas Massie -
July 17, 2026
"We had transgender for everybody."
-- Trump, on the US at the beginning of his current term"This is worse than any third-world country. There's no third-world country that has elections like we have."
-- Trump -
July 16, 2026
"He was a great guy, and he was a friend. He would call me all the time. He would just... I'd say, 'Stop calling me, Lindsey.'"
-- Trump -
July 15, 2026
"We guarded the Strait for 50 years -- more -- and we never got paid for it."
-- TrumpĀ