"I would have won the Vietnam War very quickly."
-- Trump

"Every time I see President Trump, he says this repeatedly, that the election was rigged in 2020... Do you have anything to tell us about that?"
-- Fox's Maria Bartiromo

 "I am never going to let this go...They built this disease temple over twenty and thirty years. We've got all the inference -- I can announce on your show that we've got all the information we need... We are going to be making arrests, and I promise you it's coming soon."
-- FBI director Kash Patel

"This has been by far the most successful first year of any administration in the history of our country -- acknowledged by everybody."
-- Trump

"I think it's time [the pope] starts to get questioned. Donald Trump takes questions all the time. Nobody gets to ask the pope a single thing. And I think it's time and I would like to offer myself as the person to go interview the pope. I think I'm uniquely qualified. I studied Latin, theology, went to Catholic Church for 12 years."
-- Sean Hannity

"I do proclaim and declare that I hereby grant to all persons who have, directly or indirectly, participated in the existing rebellion, amnesty and pardon."
-- Andrew Johnson, May 29, 1865

"I hereby grant a full, complete and unconditional pardon to all other individuals convicted of offenses related to events that occurred at or near the United States Capitol in January 6, 2021."
-- Donald Trump, January 20, 2025

"The Straits of Vermouth have not been completely reopened."
-- Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent

"You want to see a stock market go down? Let a couple of nuclear bombs be dropped on us, or frankly anyplace else. Then you'll see a stock market that goes down."
-- Trump

"I think you voted for me, do you think?"
-- Trump, to Doordash Grandma delivering McDonald's order to him

"Um...maybe."
-- Doordash Grandma

"I'll pardon everyone who has come within 200 feet of the Oval."
-- Trump, reassuring staff in recent meeting, to laughter

"I hope so. I mean, I think so. It could be. It could be the same or maybe a little bit higher. But it should be around the same. I think this won't be that much longer."
-- Trump, asked if the price of gas will drop before the midterms