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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • October 21, 2025

    "I think it's a joke. They're not representative of this country. The demonstrations were very small, very ineffective, and the people were whacked out."
    -- Trump, on the 7,000,000 "No Kings" demonstrators

    "The Democrats want to destroy all health care."
    -- Trump

  • October 20, 2025

    "Don't forget to get a copy of my son Eric's book, Under Siege, which is breaking records everywhere."
    -- Trump post

  • October 19, 2025

    "The Democrat Party's main constituency are [sic] made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
    -- WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

    Reporter, asking about Trump's upcoming meeting with Putin: "Who picked Budapest?"
    WH Communications Director Steven Cheung: "Your mom."

  • October 18, 2025

    "We call it the 'hate America' rally that will happen Saturday. Let's see who shows up for that. I bet you'll see Hamas supporters, I bet you'll see antifa types, I bet you'll see the Marxists on full display, the people who don't want to stand and defend the foundational truths of this republic."
    -- Speaker Mike Johnson, on today's "No Kings" events

     

  • October 17, 2025

    "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. You know. But I was -- I made a turn at a good time. I turned to the right. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually. He said, 'How the hell did you make that turn?' I said, 'I don't know!'"
    -- Trump, while posthumously awarding Charlie Kirk the Presidential Medal of Freedom

  • October 16, 2025

    "[Hamas] will disarm. And if they don't disarm, we will disarm them. And it will happen quickly, and violently."
    -- Trump

  • October 15, 2025

    "The Ukraine Impeachment (of me!) Scam was a far bigger illegal Hoax than Watergate."
    -- Trump

  • October 14, 2025

    "I have in my hand 57 cases of individuals who would appear to be either card-carrying members or certainly loyal to the Communist Party."
    -- Sen. Joe McCarthy, 1950

    "THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6."
    -- Trump, forgetting it was his FBI on January 6

  • October 13, 2025

    "[The Biden administration] didn't even try to achieve peace in the Middle East. Donald Trump has done that... That's why he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, and that's why I'm introducing a resolution for a sense of Congress today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize..."
    -- Rep. Buddy Carter

  • October 12, 2025

    "Portland, Oregon, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
    -- Trump