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TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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December 07, 2025
"Ugly, both inside and out."
-- Trump, on Katie Rogers of the New York Times"Quiet, piggy."
-- Trump, to Bloomberg correspondent Catherine Lucey"Kaitlan Collin's [sic] of Fake News CNN, always Stupid and Nasty..."
-- Trump"[Rep.] Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. And her friends are garbage... They come from hell and they complain and do nothing but bitch. We don't want them in our country."
-- Trump"His obsession with me is creepy. I hope he gets the help he desperately needs."
-- Rep. Omar, in response -
December 06, 2025
"The numbers are beyond any numbers."
-- Trump, on ticket sales for FIFA World Cup -
December 05, 2025
"MAKE HONDURAS GREAT AGAIN!"
-- Trump, announcing full pardon for Juan Orlando Hernandez, former president of Honduras, found guilty last year by an American jury of conspiring to import 400 tons of cocaine into the U.S. and sentenced to 45 years in federal prison -
December 04, 2025
"I AM THE AFFORDABILITY PRESIDENT."
-- Trump, on Saturday"There's this fake narrative that the Democrats talk about -- 'affordability.' The word 'affordability' is a con job by the Democrats... It's a Democrat scam... They just say the word. It doesn't mean anything to anybody. They just say it. 'Affordability.' I inherited the worst inflation in history. There was no affordability. Nobody could afford anything."
-- Trump, on Tuesday -
December 03, 2025
"I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries to allow the U.S. system to recover... and remove anyone who is not a net asset to the United States, or is incapable of loving our Country, end all Federal benefits and subsidies to noncitizens of our Country, denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization... Only REVERSE MIGRATION can fully cure this situation. Other than that, HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL, except those that hate, steal, murder, and destroy everything that America stands for -- You won't be here for long!"
-- Trump post -
December 02, 2025
"I will tell you right now, as God is my witness: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison -- myself included."
-- Steve Bannon -
December 01, 2025
"If they want to release it, it's OK with me to release it. It's perfect... I have no idea [what part of my body was scanned]. It was just an MRI... It wasn't the brain, because I took a cognitive test and I aced it."
-- Trump -
November 30, 2025
"President Hernandez is working with the United States very closely. We're stopping drugs at a level that has never happened."
-- Trump, 2019"We'll shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos."
-- a witness, quoting Hernandez during his 2024 trial for drug trafficking"I will be granting a Full and Complete Pardon to Former President Juan Orlando Hernandez who has been, according to many people that I greatly respect, treated very harshly and unfairly."
-- Trump, on Friday -
November 29, 2025
"Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?"
-- reporter, referring to murdered National Guard member"I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere."
-- Trump -
November 28, 2025
"I'm glad that the U.S. military is now investigating this guy Kelly because this is what we expect from Donald Trump 2.0...You gotta draw the line in the sand, and you have to make examples out of people."
-- Fox host Jesse Watters on Sen. Mark Kelly"I never thought I'd see a president call for my execution. Trump doesn't understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it."
-- Sen. Mark Kelly