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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • February 02, 2026

    "Dangerous...Out of his mind."
    -- Slovakian Prime Minister Robert Fico, after a private meeting with Trump

  • February 01, 2026

    "Hi, Mr. President. Congratulations."
    -- Melania, on phone to Trump, following his election night victory speech

    "Did you watch it?"
    -- Trump

    "I did not."
    -- Melania

  • January 31, 2026

    $00.00.
    -- The amount Trump paid in income tax in 15 of the last 20 years, according to leaked IRS documents

    $10,000,000,000.
    -- amount for which Trump is suing the IRS for leaking the above

  • January 30, 2026

    "ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence."
    -- Judge Patrick J. Schiltz of the U.S. District Court for the District of Minnesota

  • January 29, 2026

    "She probably had herself sprayed, knowing her."
    -- Trump, on Tuesday night attack on Rep. Ilhan Omar

  • January 28, 2026

    "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines, to any sort of protest that you want."
    -- Kash Patel, 2026

    "This is what 'Fight With Kash' is for. We will help Kyle Rittenhouse."
    -- Patel, 2021

  • January 27, 2026

    "My father had one problem. At a certain age, about 86, 87, he started getting, what do they call it?"
    -- Trump, pointing to his head

    "Alzheimer's."
    -- Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

    "Like an Alzheimer's thing. Well, I don't have it."
    -- Trump

  • January 26, 2026

    "The question I get over and over again from my constituents is: what is in those Epstein Files that is so bad that Trump is invading Venezuela, threatening our NATO allies, and sending thousands of armed paramilitary troops onto our streets?"
    -- Rep. Melanie Stansbury

  • January 25, 2026

    "He wasn't there to peacefully protest. He was there to perpetuate violence."
    -- Kristi Noem, Secretary of Homeland Security, on Jeffrey Pretti

    "An armed seditionist attacked federal law enforcement today as they were rounding up foreign invaders in Minneapolis. The insurrectionist was put down. Well done."
    -- Rep. Randy Fine

    "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement."
    -- Dept. of Homeland Security post

  • January 24, 2026

    "Daddy is definitely home. Donald Trump is the Advocate for America I have waited for my entire life. He makes Reagan look a bit wishy-washy. What he said in Davos today was the most powerful speech perhaps ever given by a president to the world."
    -- Glenn Beck