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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • August 03, 2026

    "It has been just an honor to work with you -- to me, he is a masterclass, to see how this president operates, to watch him and learn from him, is amazing -- so thank you."
    -- transportation secretary Sean Duffy, at Cabinet meeting

  • August 02, 2026

    "This is the Golden Age of America. This is the best we'll ever be."
    -- Trump

  • August 01, 2026

    "The people that count -- those people love Trump."
    -- Trump

  • July 31, 2026

    "I've done more for you than your parents, okay? Your parents are good. I'm not going to knock your parents, but I have been better to you than your parents. That I can tell you, and they would agree with me. Wherever they are, they would agree."
    -- Trump, to autoworkers

  • July 30, 2026

    "We're going to beat the f***ing s**t out of them. We'll be hitting them hard. They're going to get a beating."
    -- Trump, on responding to Iran's attack on US forces in Jordan

  • July 29, 2026

    Reporter:  "What part of your body was the MRI looking at?"

    Trump:  "I have no idea."

  • July 28, 2026

    "She's a low-IQ person, and she's also a very dishonest person. And she ought to get the hell out of our country. She shouldn't be here. She shouldn't be in our country."
    -- Trump at WHC Dinner, on Rep. Ilhan Omar, a US citizen

    "This should tell you how low-IQ he is. Trump is who needs to get the hell out of our country, because he is destroying it and making us the laughingstock of the world."
    -- Omar, in response

  • July 27, 2026

    "Your terrible senator, Ossoff, he's terrible. And the Democrats in Congress are voting with the communists every single time. They're afraid of the communists. I fought Ossoff, you know, we won. We've had a great success against this guy. He reminds me of Pinky Herman. Did you ever see Pinky Herman?"
    -- Trump, at Georgia rally

  • July 26, 2026

    "When I'm not around, you're going to be broke. There's not going to be anybody to report on. Nobody gives a damn about anybody else."
    -- Trump, at White House Correspondents Dinner

  • July 25, 2026

    "I hope all of you know that I believe in the free press more than anyone in this room does -- maybe not quite. That's why I'm proud to be 'the most open and transparent president in history.' They call me that."
    -- Trump, at White House Correspondents' Dinner

    "That was really the only thing I thought was good in this whole freaking stupid speech."
    -- Trump, after joke fell flat