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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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January 09, 2025
"The windmills are driving the whales crazy, obviously."
-- Trump -
January 08, 2025
"In one day he ended every future opportunity that doesn't include speaking engagements at the local Proud Boys chapter. And all of us that didn't have jobs lined up will be perpetually unemployed. I'm so mad and upset. We all look like domestic terrorists now. Not being dramatic, but we are all f*cked."
-- Hope Hicks to Ivanka Trump's chief of staff following January 6 -
January 06, 2025
"Had this election not been won by Donald Trump, civilization would be lost."
-- Elon Musk, quoted by Trump on fourth anniversary of storming of U.S. Capitol -
January 05, 2025
"We used to joke, 'A hundred men eat breakfast, seven men eat dinner.' That's pretty much how it is."
-- Russian soldier, on the frontlines in Ukraine -
January 04, 2025
"There is a graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day."
-- Elon Musk post on X -
January 03, 2025
"Take a big step back and F*CK YOURSELF in the face. I will go to war on this issue the likes of which you cannot possibly comprehend."
-- Elon Musk, defending H-1B on X -
January 02, 2025
"Our Country is a laughingstock all over the World!...The DOJ, FBI, and Democrat state and local prosecutors have not done their job. They are incompetent and corrupt, having spent all of their waking hours unlawfully attacking their political opponent, ME..."
-- Trump, responding to NOLA assault -
December 31, 2024
"Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this page."
-- Elon Musk post on X -
December 30, 2024
"Woke has to stop. Because along with everything else, it's destroying our country. We're going to stop woke. Woke is bullshit."
-- Trump -
December 27, 2024
"Merry Christmas to all, including to the wonderful soldiers of China, who are lovingly, but illegally, operating the Panama Canal...To those lucky 'souls' [whose death sentences President Biden commuted to life in prison, I] say, GO TO HELL!"
-- Trump