"I mean, the guy is the Colossus at Rhodes, and will remain that way."
-- CNN's David Urban, likening Trump to one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World

"I'm trying not to vomit on the air listening to this from Urban."
-- CNN's Van Jones

"Prices are down under the Trump administration, and they are down substantially."
-- Trump

"The worst healthcare anywhere in the world, Obamacare."
-- Trump

"I don't want to hear about the affordability."
-- Trump

"Why does NBC waste its time and money on a guy like this??? -- NO TALENT, NO RATINGS, 100% ANTI TRUMP, WHICH IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL!!!"
-- Trump on Seth Meyers

"We've dropped the [price of] fertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies -- I'm hoping by the midterms."
-- Dr. Mehmet Oz, head of Medicare and Medicaid

"All we want is voter ID. You go to a grocery store, you have to give ID. You go to a gas station, you give ID. But for voting, they want no voter ID. It's only for one reason: because they cheat."
-- Trump, yesterday

"No American citizens have been arrested or detained. We focus on those that are here illegally."
-- Homeland Security Sec. Kristi Noem

"This is such a provable, palpable lie...There are about 170 American citizens who have been arrested or detained because of these immigration raids."
-- Sen. Adam Schiff

"I don't know who he is...I know nothing about it because I'm too busy..."
-- Trump, asked why he recently pardoned Changpeng Zhao, a cryptocurrency exchange founder who pled guilty to violating anti-money-laundering laws (and is also involved with a Trump family crypto venture), adding "I was told that he was a victim, just like I was"

"He is a CRIMINAL AND SHOULD BE IN JAIL. A MAJOR LOWLIFE AND FAILURE...A disgrace to humanity. Deranged Jack Smith is a criminal!!!"
-- Trump

"Jack is happy to discuss his work as Special Counsel and answer any questions at a public hearing just like every other Special Counsel investigating a president before him has done. We hope the House and Senate Judiciary Committees will agree so the American people can hear directly from him. Name the time and place. Jack will be there."
-- Lanny Breuer, attorney for Smith

"My message to America is, first, the fact that your government is failing you, right now. Poverty is not red or blue, is not a Republican or Democrat issue. If you are in a position that you can't feed your family... we have failed you."
-- Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins, whose agency oversees SNAP payments

"When she says, 'We have failed you,' she means 'We, the Democrats,' okay?"
-- Speaker Mike Johnson