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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • November 09, 2026

    "Maybe I'm better off not getting involved." -- Trump, on 2028 election

  • November 08, 2026

    "We have more oil coming out of the Hormuz Strait now than we did prior to this war. But you can't really call it a war. A war is like Russia-Ukraine -- they lose 25,000 people a month. We haven't lost one person in six months. It's not a war. It's a minor military operation."
    -- Trump

  • November 07, 2026

    "And when the state of Georgia becomes blue, along with the state of Texas, they will not be able to hold us down. It's going to happen."
    -- Rep. John Lewis, 2018

  • November 06, 2026

    "There is no blue tsunami. Yes, there is maybe a three-foot wave that is going to knock out a few sandcastles, but the Democrat narrative, that this is going to sweep the nation, does not exist."
    -- Fox host Jesse Watters, two weeks ago

    "We're going to win, and we're going to win big, and we're gonna shove it up their ass."
    -- Trump, a month ago

  • November 05, 2026

    "I've kept far more promises than I made."
    -- Trump

    "We only had one great one in the last 50 years. Me."
    -- Trump, on US presidents

  • November 04, 2026

    Trump election-night posts:

    "Watching the Pre-Election Results on Fox News, but I can't stand Jessica Tarlov's voice -- DUMB AS A ROCK, but it's the voice that gets me. Have to go somewhere else until that LOSER is off the air -- I'll be back later..."

    "The Fox News Poll, always the worst, is so insulting with the questions they ask. Every question is a hit job, and every answer is 'BULLSHIT.'..."

    "I wasn't on the ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE! Thank you for your attention to this matter."

  • November 03, 2026

    "I could have won the Vietnam War in a week...I would have won the war in Afghanistan in a very short period of time."
    -- Trump

  • November 02, 2026

    "Todd Blanche wouldn't refuse the president's order to decapitate his secretary. So the reality is we're going to be in real trouble."
    -- former White House lawyer Ty Cobb, on Trump's Attorney General

  • November 01, 2026

    "I'm sitting there in the emergency room and there are, like, nine different translators, for nine different languages, while I'm worried about a medical problem that my son has, and I'm just thinking to myself: 'How about if everyone spoke English and we could hire more doctors and less translators in our country?'"
    -- JD Vance, speaking at town hall

  • October 31, 2026

    "I can stop the war anytime I want... We're doing our military magic like nobody's seen before."
    -- Trump