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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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May 03, 2026
"Live and Let Die."
-- song played by Trump before rally at The Villages retirement community on Friday -
May 02, 2026
"Imagine explaining to the Founding Fathers that the president imposed tariffs without an act of Congress and then removed them at the request of the King of England."
-- Dominic Pino on whisky tariffs -
May 01, 2026
"I'm not a rapist. I'm not a pedophile. You read that from some sick person. I was totally exonerated."
-- Trump -
April 30, 2026
"There's a piece of [bullet-proof] glass here [in front of me], but all we really have over here is the Fake News. To get me, somebody would have to shoot through the Fake News, and I don't mind that so much."
-- Trump to crowd at rally, 11-4-24 -
April 29, 2026
"We'd like to apologize, again, for the rockets. And the glare. And the bombs bursting in air. But look, if it hadn't happened, we wouldn't be here."
-- British deputy head of mission James Roscoe, at yesterday's garden party for King Charles -
April 28, 2026
"We've taken this country and we were a laughingstock for years and now we are the hottest country anywhere in the world...and there are a lot of people that are not happy about that."
-- Trump, on why he keeps being targeted -
April 27, 2026
"[Jared Kushner is] on the Saudi payroll for $2 billion. And now he's leading American diplomacy in the Middle East...Look it up yourself...He's a Trump. A royal. A princeling. The rules are for us, not for them... I tell you what, never before have we seen so little effort to hide so much corruption."
-- Sen. Jon Ossoff -
April 26, 2026
"That's where Martin Luther King gave his great speech. He had a million people. And I had the exact same crowd, maybe a little bit more...I actually had more people."
-- Trump, holding up photo of Capitol Reflecting Pool -
April 25, 2026
"A RIGGED ELECTION TOOK PLACE LAST NIGHT IN THE GREAT COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA!... And the Democrats eked out another Crooked Victory!... I watch and read the FAKE NEWS Pundits and Polls in total disbelief. 90% of what they say are lies and made-up stories, and the polls are rigged, much as the 2020 Presidential Election was rigged."
-- Trump posts -
April 24, 2026
"I am an extraordinarily brilliant person."
-- Trump