"Trump is a total con artist -- smoke & mirrors. Never had money."
-- Epstein handwritten jail notes

"Unlike Obama, President Trump is smart about these things."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth, on negotiating with Iran

"Shoutout to Trump, for having the balls to put some s**t like this on."
-- Josh Hokit, speaking from the ring after his UFC Freedom 250 victory

"Michelle Obama is a man. Am I right, America?"
-- UFC fighter Josh Hokit, after winning bout in front of White House

"This will be the greatest concert on the planet. We're turning 250 years... So who throws a better party than Trump?...That guy knows how to throw a real party and they're classy."
-- Vanilla Ice, on performing at the Freedom 250 event

"When President Kennedy announced that we were going to put a man on the moon and return them safely to the earth, no one thought that was possible, and we did it. We are a nation founded on doing what no one else dared to do, and no one aspired to do. And at some level, that's what this whole company, what UFC, has been."
-- Secretary of State Marco Rubio

"The whole voting system is corrupt in Minnesota. I won Minnesota three times, easily. I won almost every county. But they didn't give it to me. It's a corrupt system. A very corrupt state. The governor is terrible. The attorney general is terrible. They're all very corrupt people."
-- Trump, who was defeated in Minnesota by Hillary Clinton in 2016, by Joe Biden in 2020, and by Kamala Harris in 2024

"They're dying to make a deal. They want to make a deal so badly. We dropped $250 million worth of bombs on them last night. They're really in submission. They just don't know it yet."
-- Trump, on Iran

"Has anybody been watching the CROOKED Election going on in California? Two great Republican Candidates are being cheated, and so is America."
-- Trump

"There isn't a bigger sore loser in the country. Back to bed, grandpa!"
-- Gov. Gavin Newsom

"I just did an interview in the most beautiful barn I've ever seen...But it was raining, and it was with NBC Fake News. And because it was raining, I got a little angry at them."
-- Trump

"We're like a Third World country. Your elections are crooked. And you're crooked. And 'Meet the Press' is crooked. And so is ABC, and CBS, and CNN. You're one-sided crooked networks."
-- Trump, during interview with Kristin Welker

"You spend a day with Trump and sort of like you're in this dreamland. It's like smoking hash or something. It's interesting...There may be a supernatural component to it. Anyone who's been around him can tell you it's real."
-- Tucker Carlson