"Todd Blanche wouldn't refuse the president's order to decapitate his secretary. So the reality is we're going to be in real trouble."
-- former White House lawyer Ty Cobb, on Trump's Attorney General

"I'm sitting there in the emergency room and there are, like, nine different translators, for nine different languages, while I'm worried about a medical problem that my son has, and I'm just thinking to myself: 'How about if everyone spoke English and we could hire more doctors and less translators in our country?'"
-- JD Vance, speaking at town hall

"I can stop the war anytime I want... We're doing our military magic like nobody's seen before."
-- Trump

"Some of us have been briefed on the war plan... I will just say this: their plan is insane. It will lead to devastating escalation and the likely destruction of our commitment to the rule of law."
-- Sen. Chris Murphy

"They skyrocket every time some tin-pot dictator decides to throw a tantrum."
-- JD Vance, on gas prices

"The law says that I'm not allowed to run again...[But] they cheated us on the second one, because we won it three times. I think I have the right to run again because they cheated! They rigged the [2020] election. I want three wins."
-- Trump

"Now he's campaigning for a Muslim Brotherhood Jihadist, who hates Jews and Blacks and AMERICANS and TRUMP, and he is going to lose, also. He's a Fake Doctor, who runs what is considered to be the WORST CLINIC IN AMERICA."
-- Trump, on Obama and Michigan senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed

"We're making money like we've never made before. They'll say, 'President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making, while people are suffering at the pump.' I don't give a damn. I'm going to say it: We're making a freaking fortune. Our country is getting stronger all the time."
-- Trump

"I'm the one who said to do it."
-- Trump, on DOJ suit to block certification of Alaska's US Senate race if the Republican candidate loses

"There was this misperception that there's this separation and independence between the DOJ and the White House...I work for President Trump."
-- AG Todd Blanche

"I dont know who the hell you are, but you better be careful. Quiet. QUIET! What's wrong with you..."
-- Trump, yelling at reporter asking about his plan to renovate a DC golf course

"Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with?...Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you."
-- Trump, to reporter asking about his support of Ramaswamy's Amy Acton ad