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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • November 11, 2024

    "AOC is going to be there tying herself to immigrants. It's going to be hysterical, but sometimes Dad has to do the tough thing."
    -- Fox host Jesse Watters on Trump mass deportation plan

  • November 10, 2024

    "Let me just say this to big Tish James: I dare you to try to continue your lawfare against President Trump in his second term. Because, listen here, sweetheart: We're not messing around this time, and we will put your fat ass in prison for conspiracy against rights, and I promise you that."
    -- Trump lawyer Mike Davis, to NY Attorney General Letitia James

  • November 08, 2024

    "They definitely need therapy and maybe also the death penalty."
    -- Fox co-host Dana Perino, on prosecutors in Trump criminal cases

  • November 08, 2024

    "In Western Europe, many see America's presidential election this year not as a battle between left and right, liberal and conservative, high and low taxes, but something more like a soccer game between a midranking team and a herd of stampeding buffalo. Sure, the buffalo might win -- but not by playing soccer."
    -- Helen Lewis

  • November 07, 2024

    "Look what happened. Is this crazy?"
    -- Trump, on his election victory

    "Is there truth to the rumor that you're going to take over at the Department of Homeland Security?"
    -- Steve Bannon interviewing Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • November 06, 2024

    "For the past nine years, we have been fighting against the most sinister, corrupt forces on Earth."
    -- Trump

    "Demonic."
    -- Trump, on Democrats

    "Retarded."
    -- Trump, on Harris

  • November 05, 2024

    "As president, I want to protect the women of our country. I'm going to do it whether the women like it or not."
    -- Trump

  • November 04, 2024

    "I have this piece of [bulletproof] glass here, but all we have really over here is the Fake News [press section]. And to get me, somebody would have to shoot through the Fake News. (Crowd laughter.) And I don't mind that so much. (Crowd applause.) I don't mind."
    -- Trump

    "The President's statement about protective glass has nothing to do with the Media being harmed, or anything else..."
    -- campaign spokesperson Steven Cheung

  • November 03, 2024

    "As the first Samoan-American, low-IQ, former California prosecutor ever to be elected president..."
    -- Tucker Carlson on Kamala Harris, at Trump's Garden rally

    "The antichrist, the devil."
    -- David Rem, on Harris, at the rally

    "Her pimp handlers will destroy the country."
    -- Grant Cardone, at the rally

    "She is some sick bastard, that Hillary Clinton, huh? What a sick son of a bitch. The whole fucking party, a bunch of degenerates, Jew-haters and lowlifes."
    -- Sid Rosenberg, at the rally

    "The love in that room. It was breathtaking. It was like a love fest, an absolute love fest."
    -- Trump

  • November 01, 2024

    "Lyin' Kamala is giving a News Conference now, saying that I want to end the Affordable Care Act. I never mentioned doing that, never even thought about such a thing."
    -- Trump, yesterday

    "We will be able to immediately repeal and replace Obamacare. Have to do it. Because Obamacare has to be replaced and we will do it and we will do it very, very quickly."
    -- Trump, November 2016