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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • September 17, 2026

    "The statement from Trump blows my mind...What a sad state of affairs...Great men, devoted to public service and the public good do not act like this. It seems that this man will not rest until his name is permanently connected to the name of a great president."
    -- Maria Shriver, on Trump insisting his name be on the Kennedy Center or it will be demolished

  • September 16, 2026

    "We have the sickest children in the history of the world."
    -- RFK Jr, at midterm convention

  • September 15, 2026

    "The only control or 'guardrails' that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT, and the U.S.A. has that, in spades!"
    -- Trump

  • September 14, 2026

    "We had a rigged election, as you know. It was totally rigged. Because I won three times. I didn't win twice. I won three times."
    -- Trump

  • September 13, 2026

    "I made a call with [Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman]. He's a good friend of mine, and it's going to -- I can just say, everything's going to work out fine and dandy. It's going to be very good."
    -- Trump

  • September 12, 2026

    "And on June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, 'I need a caretaker,' so God gave us Trump."
    -- video shown at RNC midterm convention

    "You know what happens if you don't vote? You go to hell!"
    -- Trump

  • September 11, 2026

    "Please raise your right hand: 'I pledge, to the greatest president in the history of the United States, that loves us so much he can't even breathe, that I will go out with my family, my friends -- I'll do it anyway, I don't care about registered or not, I'm going to try and cheat like hell like they do, there's never been bigger cheaters, they don't care -- I am going to go out and get my friends and family and we are going to vote on November third or we are going to vote before that!'"
    -- Trump, leading midterm convention in pledge

  • September 10, 2026

    "It's going to be a communist country if they win...They're crazy...We're not going to let the communism happen."
    -- Trump on Democrats, at midterm convention

  • September 09, 2026

    "Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to South America."
    -- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • September 08, 2026

    "Many people suggested changing the name of New Mexico, one of the greatest vote-cheating states of all time, to NEW AMERICA. So much more prestigious and beautiful for the people of that potentially incredible state. Wow, I Love It!!!"
    -- Trump