"We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff. It really doesn't make sense when you think about it."
-- Trump, on "football" and "soccer"

"What a terrific president we have. I almost didn't want it to end."
-- Fox host on televised three-hour cabinet meeting

"South America literally has the name 'America' in it."
-- Fox host Jesse Waters

"I don't know what they have, but whatever they have, we'd certainly release it, no problem."
-- Trump, last week

"You said you would have no problem with releasing the full video of that strike on September 2nd off the coast of Venezuela..."
-- reporter, yesterday

"I didn't say that. You said that. I didn't say that. This is ABC fake news."
-- Trump

"The Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country."
-- Trump

"Ugly, both inside and out."
-- Trump, on Katie Rogers of the New York Times

"Quiet, piggy."
-- Trump, to Bloomberg correspondent Catherine Lucey

"Kaitlan Collin's [sic] of Fake News CNN, always Stupid and Nasty..."
-- Trump

"[Rep.] Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. And her friends are garbage... They come from hell and they complain and do nothing but bitch. We don't want them in our country."
-- Trump

"His obsession with me is creepy. I hope he gets the help he desperately needs."
-- Rep. Omar, in response

"The numbers are beyond any numbers."
-- Trump, on ticket sales for FIFA World Cup

"MAKE HONDURAS GREAT AGAIN!"
-- Trump, announcing full pardon for Juan Orlando Hernandez, former president of Honduras, found guilty last year by an American jury of conspiring to import 400 tons of cocaine into the U.S. and sentenced to 45 years in federal prison

"I AM THE AFFORDABILITY PRESIDENT."
-- Trump, on Saturday

"There's this fake narrative that the Democrats talk about -- 'affordability.' The word 'affordability' is a con job by the Democrats... It's a Democrat scam... They just say the word. It doesn't mean anything to anybody. They just say it. 'Affordability.' I inherited the worst inflation in history. There was no affordability. Nobody could afford anything."
-- Trump, on Tuesday

"I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries to allow the U.S. system to recover... and remove anyone who is not a net asset to the United States, or is incapable of loving our Country, end all Federal benefits and subsidies to noncitizens of our Country, denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization... Only REVERSE MIGRATION can fully cure this situation. Other than that, HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL, except those that hate, steal, murder, and destroy everything that America stands for -- You won't be here for long!"
-- Trump post

"I will tell you right now, as God is my witness: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison -- myself included."
-- Steve Bannon

"If they want to release it, it's OK with me to release it. It's perfect... I have no idea [what part of my body was scanned]. It was just an MRI... It wasn't the brain, because I took a cognitive test and I aced it."
-- Trump