"Probaby we won all 51 [states] if we had an honest count, if you wanna know the truth."
-- Trump on 2024 election, in which he won 31 states

"I've ended eight wars, soon to be a ninth. It could be ten. I don't think a president has ended one war."
-- Trump

"I'd love money, but I can't accept that. That would bother me for the rest of my life. We weren't innocently persecuted just because of who we are or who we voted for. We were persecuted for committing criminal behavior in the Capitol of the United States."
-- New Hampshire veteran and J6-er Jason Riddle (who plead guilty, served 90 days, and publicly rejected Trump's pardon) on the $1.776B "thug fund"

"CNN's a very corrupt organization, with a corrupt reporter standing right there [indicating Kaitlan Collins]. Never smiles. A young, beautiful woman. Never smiles. I never see a smile on her face. I see her standing there with hatred in her eyes, like, she has hatred because we have borders, because we have a strong military, because we cut our taxes, because we do things that everybody wanted...We're saving the country... People like you have abused our people so badly. [Collins speaks.] Be quiet. You should be ashamed of yourself."
-- Trump, before Collins asked a question

"The Weaponization Fund, as far as I'm concerned, was a beautiful thing."
-- Trump

"We're building something in front of the White House that's quite attractive to a lot of people. It's gonna have the big UFC fight on June 14th, and I'm looking at it and maybe we'll never take it down."
-- Trump

"I really don't care. I couldn't care less."
-- Trump, asked about negotiations with Iran collapsing

"The war is over now."
-- Secretary of State Marco Rubio

"The Number One Attraction anywhere in the World, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime, and he does so without a guitar, the man who loves our Country more than anyone else, and the man who some say is the Greatest President in History (THE GOAT!), DONALD J. TRUMP.
-- Trump, announcing himself

"The Trump Hating Judge wants to keep it open because his wife probably told him to do so!"
-- Trump, on ruling that he can't close the Kennedy Center

"Just sit back and relax, it will all work out in the end. It always does!"
-- Trump advice to nation on Iran War, in 1:00 a.m. post

"We wiped out the nuclear capability of Iran. It was obliterated like nobody's ever seen before... I would say it's set back permanently...That place is under rock. They're never going to have nuclear."
-- Trump, 2025

"We obliterated them but that doesn't mean that with the right equipment you can't dig down and go get it."
-- Trump, 2026

"President Trump is winning. Look at the results so far. PBS defunded. NPR defunded. Joy Reid gone from MSNBC. Sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd gone. Jim Acosta gone. John Dickerson gone. Colbert is leaving. CBS is under new ownership, and soon enough, CNN is going to have new ownership as well."
-- FCC head Brendan Carr, at CPAC

Trump, on being inspired by watching Rep. Hakeem Jeffries:

"I said, 'He's a dumb guy. Wait a minute -- he's a Dumocrat.' That's how I got the name. You take the 'E' out, you don't use the 'B' -- a lot of people don't know 'dumb' has a 'B' actually -- but you don't need it. You discard the 'B.' But you take the 'E' out, and you place it with a 'U.' They are Dumocrats. You know why? Because they're dumb."