"You know the green new scam? One of the greatest scams in history, remember? Cliimate change, global warming, all of this -- they actually had 'global warming,' remember? That wasn't working because we were actually cooling as a planet. Then they had another one and another one and another one, and they were wrong, and then they just said 'climate change,' because climate change takes care of heat, snow, whatever."
-- Trump

"I would have won the Vietnam War very quickly."
-- Trump

"Every time I see President Trump, he says this repeatedly, that the election was rigged in 2020... Do you have anything to tell us about that?"
-- Fox's Maria Bartiromo

 "I am never going to let this go...They built this disease temple over twenty and thirty years. We've got all the inference -- I can announce on your show that we've got all the information we need... We are going to be making arrests, and I promise you it's coming soon."
-- FBI director Kash Patel

"This has been by far the most successful first year of any administration in the history of our country -- acknowledged by everybody."
-- Trump

"I think it's time [the pope] starts to get questioned. Donald Trump takes questions all the time. Nobody gets to ask the pope a single thing. And I think it's time and I would like to offer myself as the person to go interview the pope. I think I'm uniquely qualified. I studied Latin, theology, went to Catholic Church for 12 years."
-- Sean Hannity

"I do proclaim and declare that I hereby grant to all persons who have, directly or indirectly, participated in the existing rebellion, amnesty and pardon."
-- Andrew Johnson, May 29, 1865

"I hereby grant a full, complete and unconditional pardon to all other individuals convicted of offenses related to events that occurred at or near the United States Capitol in January 6, 2021."
-- Donald Trump, January 20, 2025

"The Straits of Vermouth have not been completely reopened."
-- Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent

"You want to see a stock market go down? Let a couple of nuclear bombs be dropped on us, or frankly anyplace else. Then you'll see a stock market that goes down."
-- Trump

"I think you voted for me, do you think?"
-- Trump, to Doordash Grandma delivering McDonald's order to him

"Um...maybe."
-- Doordash Grandma

"I'll pardon everyone who has come within 200 feet of the Oval."
-- Trump, reassuring staff in recent meeting, to laughter