"A lot of the people need remedial math, did you see that? Where the students can't add two and two, and they go to Harvard."
-- Trump, on Friday

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"What's 17 times 6?"
-- Howard Stern, 2006

"96? 94?"
-- Donald Trump Jr.

"112."
-- Trump

"HOW MUCH DID KAMALA HARRIS PAY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN FOR HIS POOR PERFORMANCE DURING HER CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT? WHY DID HE ACCEPT THAT MONEY IF HE IS SUCH A FAN OF HERS? ISN'T THAT A MAJOR AND ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION? WHAT ABOUT BEYONCE?...AND HOW MUCH WENT TO OPRAH, AND BONO??? I am going to call for a major investigation into this matter."
-- Trump, at 1:30 a.m.

"With this bill everybody's going to have a lot to go home and brag about."
-- Speaker Mike Johnson, on tax bill passed by House on Thursday

"We went from being laughed at to being the hottest country in the world."
-- Trump

"The days of 'woke' are over... The days of that crap are over in this country. We're going to have law and order."
-- Trump

"I think wokeness and DEI and cancel culture is starting to exit the building, and we can thank President Trump for leading that charge once again. I call him the dragon slayer in that regard, because he just came and slit the throat of DEI and wokeness."
-- Kid Rock

"What I want to know is how did Dr. Jill Biden miss stage five metastatic cancer or is this yet another coverup???"
-- Donald Trump Jr.

"Tonight, we ask all who believe in democracy and the best of our American experience to rise with us, raise your voices against authoritarianism, and let freedom ring."
-- Bruce Springsteen, in England on his "The Land of Hope and Dreams" tour

"Dumb as a rock...This dried out 'prune' of a rocker (his skin is all atrophied!) ought to KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT until he gets back into the Country."
-- Trump, in response

"Has anyone noticed that, since I said 'I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT,' she's no longer 'HOT'?"
-- the president of the United States, Friday

"I see that Highly Overrated Bruce Springsteen goes to a Foreign Country to speak badly about the President of the United States. Never liked him, never liked his music, or his Radical Left Politics and, importantly, he's not a talented guy -- just a pushy, obnoxious JERK."
-- the president of the United States, Friday

"Has anyone noticed that, since I said 'I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT,' she's no longer 'HOT'?"
-- the president of the United States, yesterday

"I see that Highly Overrated Bruce Springsteen goes to a Foreign Country to speak badly about the President of the United States. Never liked him, never liked his music, or his Radical Left Politics and, importantly, he's not a talented guy -- just a pushy, obnoxious JERK."
-- the president of the United States, yesterday

"Costs are way down. Groceries are -- we have a term, 'grocery.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying. Food. It's a pretty accurate term, but it's an old-fashioned sound. But groceries are down."
-- Trump to UAE President, Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, during live broadcast