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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • April 07, 2014

    "The Founding Fathers were all many of them very involved in this and always have been."
    -- Kentucky GOP Senate candidate Matt Bevin, on cockfighting and dogfighting

  • April 07, 2014

    “I've been short all my life. And if anyone wonders what my dying wish will be, they can stop wondering. That will be easy. I'll just tell them, ‘I’ll have a short bier.’”
    -- Mickey Rooney

  • April 04, 2014

    "I'm not kidding you, you put him on a balcony in a military uniform, this guy is a full-fledged dictator...He's a sociopath!"
    -- Glenn Beck on President Obama

  • April 02, 2014

    "I am opposed to the death penalty, but to every rule there is an exception, and in this case I hope the criminals at General Motors will be arrested and made to pay for their pre-meditated decision to take human lives for a lousy ten bucks."
    -- Michael Moore

  • April 01, 2014

    "The equivalent of three million dump truck loads of wet earth."
    -- Timothy Egan on Oso mudslide

  • March 30, 2014

    "Sending a message out to people saying, 'It's okay. Stay fat. Get diabetes...Everybody dies. Lose your fingers.'"
    -- Joan Rivers on Lena Dunham

  • March 27, 2014

    "Ambassador, dear, you are lying. You are calling white as black and black as white."
    -- Ukrainian official Vasyl Filipchuk to Russian EU ambassador Vladimir Chizhov

    "He reminds me of a character from Dr. Strangelove."
    -- Mikheil Saakashvili, former president of Georgia, on Chizhov

  • March 26, 2014

    "I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork."
    -- Joni Ernst, in U.S. Senate campaign ad

  • March 25, 2014

    "I have felt that my own communications are probably monitored. And when I want to communicate with a foreign leader privately, I type or write the letter myself, put it in the post office and mail it, because I believe if I send an email, it will be monitored."
    -- former president Jimmy Carter

  • March 24, 2014

    "I know it's preposterous, but is it preposterous?"
    -- CNN's Don Lemon, asking Mary Schiavo, former inspedtor general of the Department of Transportation, if Flight 370 could have been sucked into a black hole