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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • December 05, 2013

    "The Senate, the president, continue to stand in the way of the people's business."
    -- House Speaker John Boehner

    "The House of Representatives is where commonsense, bipartisan policies go to die."
    -- Sen. Majority Leader Harry Reid

  • December 03, 2013

    "Sharia law is now changing everything."
    -- Fox News anchor Heather Nauert, on a St. Paul YMCA swimming class for five-to-fifteen-year-old Somali-American girls, during which men are not allowed in the pool area

  • December 02, 2013

    "I look at how easily people are made to follow and made to believe things, and lied to, and act like sheep. There's a professor...a liberal professor named Noel Ignatiev, and he is actually teaching -- and I am not making this up -- he is actually teaching and telling white male students to commit suicide to benefit society. 'The key to solving the social problems of our age it to abolish the white race.'"
    -- Rush Limbaugh, falling for a satirical online post

  • November 30, 2013

    "These bins are for Wal-Mart employees to donate [food] to other employees. And where can Wal-Mart's low-wage workers find cheap food to donate? Wal-Mart. Anyone can afford food there... except people who work at Wal-Mart."
    -- Stephen Colbert

  • November 28, 2013

    "I never went to the bathroom in the toilet. Every game I peed myself. Six years straight I peed down my leg."
    -- NFL linebacker Channing Crowder on his 82 games with the Miami Dolphins

  • November 27, 2013

    "I am thankful this week when I remember that America is big enough and great enough to survive Grown-Up Trayvon in the White House!"
    -- Dinesh D'Souza tweet

  • November 27, 2013

    "I'm looking forward to President Rubio stacking the courts."
    -- Sen. Mitch McConnell's spokesman, on the recent filibuster rule change in the Senate

  • November 25, 2013

    "What I keep coming back to in all of this is, unlike other issues -- Katrina or the Iraq War -- this is something that touches so many people's lives across the country, and you don't know whether the president is going to be able to successfully dodge it."
    -- Fox News' Martha McCallum on Obamacare

  • November 24, 2013

    "Amazing what WH will do to distract attention from O-care."
    -- Sen. John Cornyn tweet re Iran deal

  • November 22, 2013

    "Every conspiracy theory that you have heard that makes you think Lee Harvey Oswald was not the assassin was started by Democrats. Every one."
    -- Rush Limbaugh