"I was talking to a U.S. Marshal just yesterday, and he was talking about the fact that they were deporting a planeload of illegals, and one of them was a cannibal. He called himself a cannibal, ate other people and ate himself."
-- Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem

"The Board of Peace is going to almost be looking over the United Nations and making sure it runs properly."
-- Trump

"This is a legitimate organization where there are tens of member countries from around the world."
-- WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

"[The steel factory owner said] 'President, I'd love to kiss you.'...I said, 'Why?' 'Because we were down to working one hour a week and then you came in and imposed tariffs... and we're now going to double shifts seven days a week and we may be very soon going to 24 hours around the clock...' He said, 'Sir, I want to kiss you so badly.' And I said, 'No thank you.'"
-- Trump

"A disgrace to our nation... Fools and lapdogs...They're very unpatriotic and disloyal to our Constitution. It's my opinion that the Court has been swayed by foreign interests... So they write this terrible defective decision... It's almost, like, not written by smart people...I think it's an embarrassment to their families, if you want to know the truth."
-- Trump, on Supreme Court ruling on tariffs

"Young, handsome guy. Always nice to be young and handsome. Doesn't mean we have to like you. I don't like young, handsome men. Women I like. Men, I don't have any interest."
-- Trump, introducing President Pena of Paraguay at first meeting of the Board of Peace

"If he was smart, he would've put his name on it. You've got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you."
-- Trump, visiting George Washington's home, Mount Vernon, in April 2019

"I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats."
-- RFK Jr., Secretary of Health and Human Services

"Despite the fact that I am falsely and consistently called a racist by the scoundrels and lunatics on the radical left, Democrats all, it was always my pleasure to help Jesse Jackson...He had much to do with the election, without acknowledgment or credit, of Barack Hussein Obama, a man who Jesse could not stand."
-- Trump

"If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one."
-- Rep. Randy Fine

Howard Stern: "By the way, your daughter --
Trump: She's beautiful.
Stern: Can I say this? A piece of ass.
Trump: Yeah.
Stern: She looks more voluptuous than ever.
Trump: She's actually always been very voluptuous...
-- from "Howard Stern Show" interview in 2004, when Ivanka Trump was in her early twenties