"A nuclear weapon like nobody's ever seen before."
-- Trump, on what Iran was building, necessitating our attack

"You know, the 'Michael' movie just came out, and you see all these videos now popping up of Trump defending Michael Jackson and the type of person that he was, and that Michael Jackson was around his children and his family a lot."
-- Trump pal and UFC head Dana White, on why Trump is obviously not a racist

"We salute you, like nobody has ever been saluted before."
-- Trump, honoring the dead at Arlington on Memorial Day

"Mike Pompeo has no idea what the f*** he's talking about. He should shut his stupid mouth and leave the real work to the professionals."
-- White House communications director Steven Cheung, on the former Trump CIA Dir. and Sec. of State

"Don't let cowardly CBS executives confuse the issue. I learned from a lawyer close to the deal that Trump had decreed that Skydance Media's purchase of Paramount would not be approved unless Colbert was fired. Period."
-- journalist Jonathan Alter

"We've lost, in two major wars -- we took over Venezuela, we essentially took over Iran -- and we've lost, so far, 13 people. Somebody else would've lost 100,000 people, OK?"
-- Trump

"Colbert is finally finished at CBS. Amazing that he lasted so long! No talent, no ratings, no life. He was like a dead person."
-- Trump after final "Late Show," posting at nearly 2:00 a.m.

"I made it clear [to President Trump] that I did not agree with the idea of saying the election was stolen, and putting out this stuff, which I told the president was bullshit. I didn't want to be a part of it, and that's one of the reasons that went into me deciding to leave when I did."
-- former Trump AG William Barr, to House Jan 6 committee, 2022

"There is a ton of evidence that the election was rigged."
-- Acting AG Todd Blanche, 2026

"The good news: In just one year alone, we've already moved 4.5 million people off of SNAP [Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program]. We're going to be pulling more and more people off."
-- Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins

"It doesn't matter what President Trump has done in his past, as long as he's repented and asked for forgiveness. The president is not grabbing anybody or talking about grabbing anybody from their private parts today."
-- pastor and Trump spiritual adviser Mark Burns