"These emails prove absolutely nothing other than that President Trump did nothing wrong."
-- WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, on newly-released Epstein messages

"The First Lady worked very hard in making it perfect, and I think you're going to really love it."
-- Trump, to a White House tour group, a few months before demolishing the First Lady's offices

"I mean, the guy is the Colossus at Rhodes, and will remain that way."
-- CNN's David Urban, likening Trump to one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World

"I'm trying not to vomit on the air listening to this from Urban."
-- CNN's Van Jones

"Prices are down under the Trump administration, and they are down substantially."
-- Trump

"The worst healthcare anywhere in the world, Obamacare."
-- Trump

"I don't want to hear about the affordability."
-- Trump

"Why does NBC waste its time and money on a guy like this??? -- NO TALENT, NO RATINGS, 100% ANTI TRUMP, WHICH IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL!!!"
-- Trump on Seth Meyers

"We've dropped the [price of] fertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies -- I'm hoping by the midterms."
-- Dr. Mehmet Oz, head of Medicare and Medicaid

"All we want is voter ID. You go to a grocery store, you have to give ID. You go to a gas station, you give ID. But for voting, they want no voter ID. It's only for one reason: because they cheat."
-- Trump, yesterday

"No American citizens have been arrested or detained. We focus on those that are here illegally."
-- Homeland Security Sec. Kristi Noem

"This is such a provable, palpable lie...There are about 170 American citizens who have been arrested or detained because of these immigration raids."
-- Sen. Adam Schiff

"I don't know who he is...I know nothing about it because I'm too busy..."
-- Trump, asked why he recently pardoned Changpeng Zhao, a cryptocurrency exchange founder who pled guilty to violating anti-money-laundering laws (and is also involved with a Trump family crypto venture), adding "I was told that he was a victim, just like I was"