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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • October 13, 2026

    "I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap, you know: 'I love you so much!'"
    -- Trump, at rally

  • October 12, 2026

    "I suggest they get a new leader who can make a deal."
    -- Trump, on Ukraine

  • October 11, 2026

    "If we lose the midterms, heaven forbid, these Democrats -- impeachment's not even the big concern; they will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they will go afer the president's family, his cabinet, his donors and friends. Half of you in this room will be targeted."
    -- House Speaker Mike Johnson

  • October 10, 2026

    "The White House considers anyone that uses the term 'Artificial Intelligence,' as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, 'Super Intelligence,' THE ENEMY!"
    -- Trump

  • October 09, 2026

    "I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is that you want to replace American workers with foreign workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports."
    -- JD Vance, asked to define socialism

  • October 08, 2026

    "Every state is booming. They're all booming."
    -- Trump

    "I never have empty seats. Never have, and never will! The Rallies are 'HOTTER' than ever. The New York Times, and many other Artifical Media Outlets, should be arrested for their dishonesty and disservice to our Country."
    -- Trump

  • October 07, 2026

    "You're CNN, you're fake news. My poll numbers are great... CNN poll numbers are fake. And your whole outfit is fake, and so are you."
    -- Trump, to reporter Kristen Holmes when she asked about new NBC News/Telemundo polling info

  • October 06, 2026

    "I know more about everything than anybody anywhere in the world."
    -- Trump

  • October 05, 2026

    "I have the highest of IQs. I have the highest. I'm fine, and I understand that stuff. You know, my uncle was at MIT for 41 years, and you know, I'm a -- I believe in genetics, frankly, and I understand. I understand it much more than I think any president would, because I do have an ability on this. I have an ability on those things that were the new frontiers."
    -- Trump, to Time magazine

  • October 04, 2026

    "This deal is done."
    -- Energy Secretary Chris Wright on $15B S. Korean steel plant for Iowa

    "A sure thing."
    -- White House

    "They've already started building."
    -- Trump, on plant, though no property has yet been purchased and no permits have been filed