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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • June 22, 2026

    "I just want to thank everybody, and in particular, God. I want to just say we love you, God. And we love our great military. Protect them."
    -- Trump, announcing bombing of Iran nuclear facilities

  • June 20, 2025

    "Eggs have come down 400%. Everybody has eggs now."
    -- Trump, apparently unaware prices can only drop 100%

  • June 19, 2025

    "I may do it, I may not do it, nobody knows what I'm going to do."
    -- Trump, on attacking Iran

  • June 18, 2025

    "We know exactly where the so-called 'Supreme Leader' is hiding. He is an easy target, but is safe there -- We are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now."
    -- Trump post

    "We now have complete and total control of the skies over Iran."
    -- Trump post

    "The UK is very well protected. You know why? Because I like them, that's why. The ultimate protection."
    -- Trump at G7

  • June 17, 2025

    "What we're seeing in LA is an insurrection. This is an absolute insurrection."
    -- Rep. Lauren Boebert

    "Huge swaths of the city where I was born now resemble failed Third World nations. A ruptured, balkanized society of strangers."
    -- Trump adivser and Santa Monica native Stephen Miller

  • June 16, 2025

    "Of course the president supports people protesting. What a stupid question."
    -- WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

    "For those people that want to protest, they're going to be met with very big force."
    -- Trump, before the parade

  • June 15, 2025

    "He was never the sharpest bulb."
    -- Trump, on Biden

  • June 14, 2025

    "We're not a king."
    -- Trump

  • June 13, 2025

    "We're not a king."
    -- Trump

    "We are not going away. We are staying here to liberate this city from the, um, socialists and the burdensome leadership that this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into this city."
    -- Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, at LA press conference

  • June 12, 2025

    "I did not find the federal government to be rife with waste, fraud and abuse. I was expecting some more easy wins. I was hoping for opportunity to cut waste, fraud and abuse. And I do believe that there is a lot of waste. There's minimal amounts of fraud. And abuse, to me, feels relatively nonexistent."
    -- DOGE employee Sahil Lavingia, fired shortly thereafter