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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • August 18, 2026

    "He doesn't want to do the job. He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie [Harp] on their apparently defenseless flying palace gifted by the emir of Qatar."
    -- Sen. Jon Ossoff on Trump

    "Jon Jackoff has to be the biggest cuck loser in politics."
    -- WH Communications Director Stephen Cheung, in response

  • August 17, 2026

    "Pretty soon I'll be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States."
    -- Trump

  • August 16, 2026

    "In my Department of Justice, if anybody touches a federal law enforcement officer in any way inappropriate, we will prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law."
    -- AG Todd Blanche, at Trump rally on Friday

    "Your president pardoned people who did this to me..."
    -- former U.S. Capitol Police Officer Aquilino Gonell, one of more than 140 officers injured during Jan 6 attack, posting photos of his wounds in response

  • August 15, 2026

    "People don't want to have radical lunatics involved in running our country, and that's what we have."
    -- Trump

  • August 14, 2026

    "The U.S.A. has total control over the Strait of Hormuz. I THINK WE WILL KEEP IT! Our Naval Blockade is being called, by everyone, 'A WALL OF STEEL,' and there is nothing Iran can do about it... Their country is 'shot.' All they have is FAKE NEWS and 300% INFLATION..."
    -- Trump post

  • August 13, 2026

    "I think actually the plane that I flew on was at greater risk. I think it was at greater risk, because that would be the plane I think that they would be more likely to go for."
    -- Trump

  • August 12, 2026

    "This generation, my generation, I hate to say it, Gen Z and those younger than me have been raised with just silver spoons in their mouths."
    -- White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

  • August 11, 2026

    Percentage of Democrats who believe they could beat up Donald Trump: 75

    Percentage of Republicans who believe they could: 33

    -- Harper's Index

  • August 10, 2026

    "We'll have a big percentage of the chip business by the time I leave office. Which could be a long time. Who knows? But it could also be fairly quick. They say two-and-a-half years. We're going to find out."
    -- Trump

  • August 09, 2026

    "A lot of people are saying that I'm one of the greatest presidents ever."
    -- Trump

    "You know the communists want to take it down -- they tried taking Mt. Rushmore down. They want to blow it up. They want to take it down. 'They shouldn't be up there!' These people are crazy."
    -- Trump