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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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February 15, 2026
"I don't know how a person of faith can vote for a Democrat. I really don't. I know we have some here today. I don't know why they are here, because they certainly don't give us their vote...They cheat."
-- Trump, at National Prayer Breakfast -
February 14, 2026
"The undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal."
-- inscription on Trump's latest trophy, presented to him by the coal industry -
February 13, 2026
"I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, 'F U, fascist.' He doesn't know I'm a fascist!"
-- Jesse Watters, on Fox News' "The Five""Yes, he does. You're on TV."
-- co-host Jessica Tarlove -
February 12, 2026
"Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China -- which will eat Canada alive...The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate the Stanley Cup."
-- Trump -
February 11, 2026
"Like most people, I didn't understand any of it...I don't fault that kid for doing the Super Bowl, getting in front of a global audience. I fault the NFL for putting him in that position, and Turning Point for having to come out and have an alternative for people to watch. You know, it's just -- poor kid."
-- Kid Rock, on Bad Bunny halftime show, viewed by 128M -
February 10, 2026
"My stewardship of the Post and my support of its mission, which will remain unswerving, is something I will be most proud of when I'm 90 and reviewing my life."
-- Jeff Bezos, 2019"Democracy Dies with Billionaires."
-- protesters outside Washington Post headquarters, 2026 -
February 09, 2026
"You know, they rigged the second election. I had to win it, had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would have had a bad ego for the rest of my life. Now I really have a big ego, though."
-- Trump, at National Prayer Breakfast -
February 08, 2026
"I can't watch the new NFL Kickoff. Like many others, I just turn my head. Who has the right to make such a change?"
-- Trump -
February 06, 2026
"My presence was requested by the President."
-- DNI head Tulsi Gabbard, Monday, on why she participated in FBI search of Georgia election center"I don't know."
-- Trump, Wednesday, asked why Gabbard had been involved"She went at Pam [Bondi]'s insistence."
-- Trump, Thursday -
February 06, 2026
"They say, 'Donald Trump is using the Justice Department to get even.' And I don't. But wouldn't I have a right to?"
-- Trump