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TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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May 18, 2026
"I hope she always remains loyal to me so I can continue to support her. I would hate to go against her. That will never happen, Katie, right?"
-- Trump to Sen. Katie Britt, in Oval Office"You've got it. That's right, sir."
-- Sen. Britt -
May 17, 2026
"The fake news, guys like you, write incorrectly. You're a fake guy. We had a total military victory... You should be ashamed of yourself. I actually think it's treason."
-- Trump to NYT reporter David Sanger, on his Iran war reporting -
May 16, 2026
"[Biden] has one ability I don't have: he sleeps... He has an ability to fall asleep while on camera... You'll never see me sleeping in front of a camera."
-- Trump, 2024"Garbage... Didn't finish reading it."
-- Trump on Iran's counterproposal -
May 15, 2026
"You're a great leader. Sometimes people don't like me saying it, but I say it anyway, because it's true. I always say the truth...It's an honor to be your friend."
-- Trump to Xi -
May 14, 2026
"One in three Americans are under-babied."
-- Dr. Oz"Every person around you is going to have autism. That's what's happening."
-- Trump"In 1970 men had twice the sperm count as our teenagers today."
-- RFK Jr. -
May 13, 2026
"I've taken three. No president -- think of this -- has ever taken one."
-- Trump, on cognitive tests -
May 12, 2026
"For the people out there saying 'President Trump is getting weak on mass deportation,' you don't know what the hell you're talking about... You ain't seen s**t yet. This year will be a good year. Mass deportations are coming."
-- WH border czar Tom Homan"I was told by my wife, 'You have to act presidential, so don't use foul language.' I won't, therefore -- normally I would have said it was a s**t house."
-- Trump on the White House -
May 11, 2026
"When you think of it, we shouldn't even have an election."
-- Trump, on how successful his presidency has been -
May 10, 2026
"Drug traffic coming into our country is way down. And by sea. By sea. By ocean. By the water, you know. A lot of people will say, 'What do you mean by "see" -- is it "see" like vision?' No, it's sea, s-e-a."
-- Trump"The polls are fake. They're totally fake."
-- Trump -
May 09, 2026
"Nobody else ever ended a war."
-- Trump, on himself"They trifled with us today. We blew them away...You won't have to know if there's no ceasefire. You're just going to have to look at one big glow coming out of Iran."
-- Trump, asked if ceasefire is still on