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TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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April 03, 2026
"Now it's very unfair, and Republicans -- judges and justices -- they always want to show that they're independent. 'I don't care if Trump appointed me. I don't care. It doesn't make any difference to me. I'm voting against him!' Because they want to show their independence, you know? Stupid people."
-- Trump -
April 02, 2026
"A nuclear weapon like nobody's ever seen before."
-- Trump, on what Iran was almost finished building -
April 01, 2026
"I love that guy! I love him. And we'll only have one chance at this. We'll never get another president like Donald Trump. Never! And that's why it's important that we do everything that we can to try to get him reelected!"
-- Rev. Franklin Graham -
March 31, 2026
"If you read the New York Times you would think we're doing badly against Iran...It's almost treasonous, I have to be honest. It's almost treasonous."
-- Trump"We're doing extremely well in that negotiation. But you never know with Iran, because we negotiate with them and then we always have to blow them up."
-- Trump -
March 30, 2026
"Cuba is next, by the way. But pretend I didn't say that. Pretend I didn't. Please, please, please, media, please disregard that statement. Thank you very much. Cuba's next."
-- Trump, at Future Investment summit in Miami on Friday -
March 29, 2026
"Their Supreme Leader is no longer supreme. He's dead. His son is either dead or in very bad shape, because nobody has heard from him. Who would like to lead Iran? Please raise your hand."
-- Trump, at Mar-a-Lago gathering"They have to open up the Strait of Trump -- I mean, Hormuz. Excuse me. I'm so sorry. Such a terrible mistake. The Fake News will say, 'He accidentally said...' No, there's no accidents with me. Not too many."
-- Trump -
March 28, 2026
"If we get this, Democrats probably won't win an election for 50 years and maybe longer."
-- Trump, on the Save America Act -
March 27, 2026
"The president has done so much for the American people... And so tonight we have created a new award...The first ever America First Award... A beautiful golden statue, appropriate for the new Golden Era in America."
-- Speaker Mike Johnson"Thank you for doing the work of the Free World... This is stuff for the history books... This is not chaos. This is success... Pure American success."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth on Trump and Iran war -
March 26, 2026
"Mail-in voting means mail-in cheating -- I call it mail-in cheating -- and we have got to do something about it."
-- Trump, Monday, despite voting by mail in Tuesday's special election in Florida -
March 25, 2026
"We're over here just grinding away on banger memes, dude."
-- White House official explaining the administration's juvenile war videos