"We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don't understand what the f*ck they are doing. Do you understand that?"
-- Trump to reporters

"F*ck you."
-- Deputy AG Emil Bove, instructing DOJ attorneys on what they should say to judges who rule against them on deportation issues

"Every dictator in the world is on notice now."
-- Fox News' Kayleigh McEnany, on Trump attacking Iran

"It's not politically correct to use the term 'regime change,' but if the current Iranian regime is unable to MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN, why wouldn't there be a regime change??? MIGA!!!!"
-- Trump

"I just want to thank everybody, and in particular, God. I want to just say we love you, God. And we love our great military. Protect them."
-- Trump, announcing bombing of Iran nuclear facilities

"Eggs have come down 400%. Everybody has eggs now."
-- Trump, apparently unaware prices can only drop 100%

"I may do it, I may not do it, nobody knows what I'm going to do."
-- Trump, on attacking Iran

"We know exactly where the so-called 'Supreme Leader' is hiding. He is an easy target, but is safe there -- We are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now."
-- Trump post

"We now have complete and total control of the skies over Iran."
-- Trump post

"The UK is very well protected. You know why? Because I like them, that's why. The ultimate protection."
-- Trump at G7

"What we're seeing in LA is an insurrection. This is an absolute insurrection."
-- Rep. Lauren Boebert

"Huge swaths of the city where I was born now resemble failed Third World nations. A ruptured, balkanized society of strangers."
-- Trump adivser and Santa Monica native Stephen Miller

"Of course the president supports people protesting. What a stupid question."
-- WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

"For those people that want to protest, they're going to be met with very big force."
-- Trump, before the parade

"He was never the sharpest bulb."
-- Trump, on Biden