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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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February 18, 2026
"Despite the fact that I am falsely and consistently called a racist by the scoundrels and lunatics on the radical left, Democrats all, it was always my pleasure to help Jesse Jackson...He had much to do with the election, without acknowledgment or credit, of Barack Hussein Obama, a man who Jesse could not stand."
-- Trump -
February 17, 2026
"If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one."
-- Rep. Randy Fine -
February 16, 2026
Howard Stern: "By the way, your daughter --
Trump: She's beautiful.
Stern: Can I say this? A piece of ass.
Trump: Yeah.
Stern: She looks more voluptuous than ever.
Trump: She's actually always been very voluptuous...
-- from "Howard Stern Show" interview in 2004, when Ivanka Trump was in her early twenties -
February 15, 2026
"I don't know how a person of faith can vote for a Democrat. I really don't. I know we have some here today. I don't know why they are here, because they certainly don't give us their vote...They cheat."
-- Trump, at National Prayer Breakfast -
February 14, 2026
"The undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal."
-- inscription on Trump's latest trophy, presented to him by the coal industry -
February 13, 2026
"I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, 'F U, fascist.' He doesn't know I'm a fascist!"
-- Jesse Watters, on Fox News' "The Five""Yes, he does. You're on TV."
-- co-host Jessica Tarlove -
February 12, 2026
"Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China -- which will eat Canada alive...The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate the Stanley Cup."
-- Trump -
February 11, 2026
"Like most people, I didn't understand any of it...I don't fault that kid for doing the Super Bowl, getting in front of a global audience. I fault the NFL for putting him in that position, and Turning Point for having to come out and have an alternative for people to watch. You know, it's just -- poor kid."
-- Kid Rock, on Bad Bunny halftime show, viewed by 128M -
February 10, 2026
"My stewardship of the Post and my support of its mission, which will remain unswerving, is something I will be most proud of when I'm 90 and reviewing my life."
-- Jeff Bezos, 2019"Democracy Dies with Billionaires."
-- protesters outside Washington Post headquarters, 2026 -
February 09, 2026
"You know, they rigged the second election. I had to win it, had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would have had a bad ego for the rest of my life. Now I really have a big ego, though."
-- Trump, at National Prayer Breakfast