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TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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September 21, 2025
"We've stopped seven wars, and really the number is actually ten."
-- Trump -
September 20, 2025
"Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels today ended the professional careers of five 'Aryan' actors and cabaret announcers by expelling them from the Reich's Chamber of Culture on the grounds that 'in their public appearances they displayed a lack of any positive attitude toward National Socialism and therewith caused grave annoyance in public and especially to party comrades.'"
-- New York Times, Feb. 3, 1939 -
September 19, 2025
"What do you make of Pam Bondi saying she's going to go after hate speech? I mean, a lot of your allies say hate speech is free speech."
-- ABC reporter Jonathan Karl to Trump"[I] should probably go after people like you, because you treat me so unfairly. You have a lot of hate in your heart. Maybe they'll come after ABC... Maybe they'll have to go after you."
-- Trump -
September 18, 2025
"Virtually 100% of the net job creation in the last year has gone to migrants. Did you know that? Most of the job creation has gone to migrants. In fact I've heard that substantially more than -- actually beyond that number of 100%, it's a much higher number than that."
-- Trump -
September 17, 2025
"Either we surrender to the demonic forces abolishing and demolishing our country, or we defeat them."
-- Trump, Nov. 5, 2024"Violence and murder are the tragic consequences of demonizing those with whom you disagree."
--Trump, last Wednesday -
September 16, 2025
"We haven't felt like ourselves since Obama. He was such a slick snake... They say 'Trump is divisive.' He's the antidote, the answer to the divisiveness of Obama."
-- Megyn Kelly -
September 15, 2025
"How do we fix this country?"
-- Fox host Ainsley Earhardt"I'll tell you something that's gonna get me in trouble, but I couldn't care less."
-- Trump -
September 14, 2025
Fox co-host Lawrence Jones:
"They have given billions of dollars to mental health and the homeless population. A lot of them don't want to take the program...You can't give them a choice. Either you take the resources that we are going to give you, or you decide that you're going to be locked up in jail."co-host Brian Kilmeade
"Or involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them." -
September 13, 2025
"My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?"
-- reporter"I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years. And it's gonna be a beauty. It'll be an absolutely magnificent structure."
-- Trump -
September 12, 2025
"Question. Which one do you prefer,,, lewd and lascivious conduct ,, or procuring minors for prostituion."
-- email from Jeffrey Epstein, seeking plea agreement advice, May 23, 2008"I suppose Lewd and lecivious conduct. I would prefer lewd and lescivious conduct w/ a prositute if possible."
-- Ghilaine Maxwell(punctuation and spelling theirs)