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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • March 07, 2023

    "We will support baby boomers and we will support baby bonuses for a new baby boom, how does that sound? I want a baby boom. You men are so lucky out there. You are so lucky, men."
    -- Trump at CPAC

  • March 06, 2023

    "We will get rid of bad and ugly buildings."
    -- Trump campaign pledge, at CPAC

  • March 05, 2023

    "When he's unleashed in a crowd of people, he's unbelievable. If you haven't seen the tape of him ordering in McDonald's, treat yourself."
    -- Tucker Carlson on Former Guy

  • March 04, 2023

    "Pennsylvania managed to elect a vegetable. I'd love for John Fetterman to have good, gainful employment. Maybe he could be like a bag guy at a grocery storel"
    -- Donald Trump Jr. at CPAC

  • March 03, 2023

    "Do you think they give a f**k about your bullshit fact-checking?"
    -- Nick Dyer, Marjorie Taylor Greene spokesperson, when asked by a reporter about one of his boss's lies

    "F**k off."
    -- Dyer, when asked about another

  • March 02, 2023

    "We are addressed as 'MAGA extremists,' 'extreme MAGA Republicans,' and I would like to make just a clarification point: it's 'ULTRA-MAGA.' That's what we prefer."
    -- Rep. Lauren Boebert

  • March 01, 2023

    "If nearly half of all Blacks are not OK with White people -- according to this poll, not according to me, according to this poll -- that's a hate group. I don't want to have anything to do with them. And I would say, based on the current way things are going, the best advice I would give to White people is to get the hell away from Black people, just get the f**k away... because there is no fixing this."
    -- Dilbert creator Scott Adams

  • February 28, 2023

    "You have to knock heads and you have to get it done. That would mean saying things to Putin and saying things to Zelensky that they're not gonna want to hear and getting them into a room and getting it done."
    -- Trump's plan for ending war in Ukraine

  • February 27, 2023

    "Zelensky is not a hero. He's an anti-hero. He's a destroyer..."
    -- Tucker Carlson

    "A demonic force, a destroyer."
    -- Tucker Carlson on Trump

  • February 26, 2023

    "Remember in Helsinki when a third-rate reporter asked me, essentially, who I trusted more, President Putin of Russia, or our 'intelligence' lowlifes?"
    -- Trump, recently