"A squatter in the governor's office."
-- Kari Lake on Gov. Katie Hobbs

"January 6th I think is probably second only to the 2020 election as the biggest scam in my lifetime."
-- Tucker Carlson

"I knew them all -- and every one of them kissed my ass..."
-- former President Trump on celebrities, world leaders, politicians, and royals whose letters to him he is publishing in a $99 book

"Had [Mike Pence] sent the votes back to the legislatures, they wouldn't have had a problem with Jan. 6, so in many ways you can blame him for Jan. 6."
-- Trump

"They were peaceful, they were orderly and meek. These were no insurrectionists. They were sightseers."
-- Tucker Carlson on Jan. 6

"I knew we could take this motherf***er over if we just tried hard enough. Proud of your motherf***ing boy!"
-- Proud Boy Dominic Pezzola, bragging in selfie-video recorded inside Capitol after making first break-in by smashing Senate Wing window with stolen riot shield

"President Trump was wrong. I had no right to overturn the election. And his reckless words endangered my family and everyone at the Capitol... What happened that day was a disgrace. And it mocks decency to portray it any other way."
-- Mike Pence at Gridiron Dinner last night

"I won the second election. I won it by a lot...If you put me back in the White House, America will be a free nation once again."
-- Trump, recently 

"The fact is, Russian women -- with their tight skirts, blowjob-ready lips, and swinging, meaty chests -- scare the hell out of Western women. They know that if large numbers of them were ever to invade the placid, polite, lesbian-literature-and-designer-coffee dating scene of their home countries, they'd be priced right out of the market."
-- Matt Taibbi, while a journalist in Russia in 1999

"I mean, I lie if I'm really cornered or something. I lie. I really try not to. I try never to lie on TV. I just don't -- I don't like lying [but] I certainly do it, you know, out of weakness or whatever."
-- Tucker Carlson, to Davd Rubin, September 12, 2021

"It's just a really bad time to be working here."
-- Fox News producer

"We are not happy."
-- Fox News reporter

"We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. I truly can't wait. I hate him passionately."
-- Tucker Carlson, to his staff, Jan. 4, 2021