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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • February 25, 2023

    "No president has ever cut so many regulations in their entire term...as we've cut in less than a year."
    -- Trump at 2018 CPAC

    "Trains that carry oil and other flammable material won't have to install electronically controlled brakes that reduce the risk of train derailments and explosions after the reversal by Trump officials of an Obama-era safety rule."
    -- from 9/24/18 Fortune article

  • February 24, 2023

    "Six billion people illegally crossed our border since Biden took office..."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • February 23, 2023

    "We're bringing thousands of bottles of water -- Trump Water, actually. Most of it. Some of it we had to go to a much lesser quality of water. You want to get those Trump bottles."
    -- Former Guy in East Palestine, Ohio

  • February 22, 2023

    "They all say, 'Trump's been right about everything.'"
    -- Former Guy

  • February 21, 2023

    "I can't express how much Americans hate Joe Biden."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • February 20, 2023

    "I don't really take my p's and q's from the mainstream media...The mainstream media largely has been a refuge for scoundrels and weirdos."
    -- Rep. Matt Gaetz

  • February 19, 2023

    "She ran a great race in Arizona. She won. She won by a lot."
    -- Trump on Kari Lake

  • February 18, 2023

    "More than a dozen trains have derailed throughout the United States this year. So much for Joe Biden's 'infrastructure' plan."
    -- Rep. Jim Jordan

  • February 17, 2023

    "Nikki Haley isn't in her prime. Sorry... A woman is considered to be in her prime in her 20s and 30s, and maybe 40s. That's not according to me... If you Google 'When is a woman in her prime?' it will say 20s, 30s, and 40s. I'm not saying I agree with that...Nikki Haley should be careful about saying that politicians are not in their prime and they need to be in their prime when they serve, because she wouldn't be in her prime according to Google."
    -- CNN anchor Don Lemon

  • February 16, 2023

    "He has one of those landline telephones next to his bed, and it has a blue light on it, and it keeps him up at night. So he took the manila folder and he put it over it so that it would keep the light down so he could sleep at night. Now the president has to find a different way to keep the blue light out of his eyes."
    -- Trump attorney Timothy Parlatore, explaining why folder marked "Classified Evening Summary" was found in the former president's Mar-a-Lago bedroom