"It's a total outrage!...Tucker, come work with us. Solovyov Live is waiting for you...They'll throw him in prison, wait and see...Freedom to Tucker Carlson!"
-- host of Russian TV propaganda shows The Evening with Vladimir Solovyov and Solovyov Live

"We worked really hard to build what we have. Those f***ers are destroying our credibility. It enrages me."
-- Tucker Carlson in text to producer, on Fox correctly calling Arizona for Biden in November 2020

"Dems are nanny-state authoritarians. Personally, I don't smoke cigarettes, but if you choose to do so, it's your damn choice!"
-- Sen. Ted Cruz

"Most of the so-called problems the Democrats are talking about -- the end of the planet, threats to democracy and all the like -- they're simply made up."
-- Fox host Laura Ingraham

"A rapid unscheduled disassembly."
-- Space X's description of what happened to its Starship

"We have food critics that criticize restaurants, Consumer Reports that criticizes products, auto critics that criticize automobiles, and conservative Americans have just wrapped up a week of nuking a beer company, but you can't criticize a voting machine company or you'll get sued for millions and millions of dollars."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

"I told my wife the other day, I said 'I've got so many skeletons in the closet that if they could vote, I could be king of the world.'"
-- Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., announcing his 2024 presidential bid

"I hope everyone notices and I'm sure the Fake News won't, that I'm leaving the price of the Trading Cards the same as last time...I could have raised the price MUCH HIGHER, and I believe it still would have sold well, with a lot more money coming to me, but I didn't choose to do so. I will be given no 'nice guy' credit?"
-- Trump, on issuing second set of NFT cards for $99 each

Trump:
"If Fox would finally admit that there was large scale cheating and irregularities in the 2020 presidential election, which would be a good thing for them, and for America, the case against them, which should not have existed at all, would be greatly weakened."

George Conway:
"(Translated from Psychopathic:) If Fox would only say my lies were true, it wouldn't be liable for spreading my lies because they'd be true."

"They're all top of the line."
-- Trump on Chinese President Xi Jinping, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, and Russian President Vladimir Putin