"That was the worst horror show, I think, one of the greatest criminal acts ever, the election of 2020."
-- Trump

"Her effort, in strict coordination and association with the lying, Country-killing scum 'working' in the White House, and now discredited District Attorny Alvin Bragg, will prove to be FAKE and even fraudulent."
-- Trump on New York Attorney General Letitia James

"[Tennessee state Rep.] Justin Pearson wasn't white -- that's probably how he got into Bowdoin in the first place -- but he did a fantastic impresssion of it. 'What a nice young man. Has he considered the apprenticeship program at City Bank?'...He transitioned from a crypto white kid into the modern reincarnation of Martin Luther King, Jr...You never see politicians transitioning to, say Malcolm X. Why is that? Maybe because Malcolm X didn't talk like a sharecropper. He spoke dignified standard English."
-- Fox host Tucker Carlson

"Tears were pouring down."
-- Trump, describing New York City courthouse employees before he was arraigned

"I'm looking forward to it as one would a root canal or rectal."
-- Matt Taibbi on being interviewed on MSNBC

"You'll say literally anything. Words have no connection to reality. There's no expectation that you're desribing something real. You're merely using words as a tool to gain power. That's terrifying."
-- Fox host Tucker Carlson on Gov. Gavin Newsom

"Your life is in peril. The Biden administration... would sooner end your life than let you stand in their way. [You would find a] safe haven and from here you can lead the fight for the American people."
-- Viktor "Merchant of Death" Bout, urging Trump to seek refuge in Russia

"President Trump is joining some of the most incredible people in history, being arrested today. Nelson Mandela was arrested; served time in prison. Jesus! Jesus was arrested and murdered by the Roman government!"
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

"It was repulsive, it smells bad. And I think it's a terrible place."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on her quick trip to NYC to protest Trump's arrest

"QAnon lunatic! Hit her with the space lasers!...Get the #!@% out of New York you racist sick filthy infected animal. Get the #!@% outta here!"
-- NYer in rowdy crowd yelling at MTG

"NPR is not that different from the Tehran Times, with the exception, of course, of being less accurate and more anti-American...It's true."
-- Fox host Tucker Carlson