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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • February 12, 2024

    "One of the presidents of a big country stood up and said, 'Well sir, if we don't pay and we're attacked by Russia, will you protect us?' I said, 'You didn't pay? You're delinquent?' He said, 'Yes, let's say that happened.' 'No, I would not protect you. In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want. You gotta pay. You gotta pay your bills.'"
    -- Trump on the financial contributions of our NATO allies

  • February 11, 2024

    "We're not going to have 'Pennsylvania.' They'll change the name. They're going to change the name of Pennsylvania."
    -- Trump, on the US if he loses in 2024

  • February 10, 2024

    "You can't take the votes away from the people. That would be so bad for democracy."
    -- Trump

    "Unhinged."
    -- Trump attorney Alina Habba on judge

  • February 09, 2024

    CNN's Kaitlan Collins:
    "Had you been vice president on January 6th, 2021, what would you have done?"

    Rep. Elise Stefanik:
    "I would not have done what Mike Pence did."

  • February 08, 2024

    "I'll let you know when I go bad. I really think I'll be able to tell you, because someday we go bad."
    -- Trump

  • February 07, 2024

    "I am shocked out of my balls."
    -- Billie Eilish on winning Grammy for Song of the Year

  • February 06, 2024

    "Everything worked under me. It all worked."
    -- Trump

  • February 05, 2024

    "See you next Tuesday."
    -- Trump to Roberta Kaplan, E. Jean Carroll attorney, at conclusion of his deposition

  • February 04, 2024

    "For so many years people have been saying that Elvis and I look alike."
    -- Trump

  • February 03, 2024

    "I find in life, you can't let people get away with bullshit."
    -- Trump