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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • August 11, 2023

    "When Trump's attacked, the country is attacked."
    -- Fox News host Jesse Watters

  • August 10, 2023

    "We call it a sham indictment. The man that's doing it, I really believe he's mentally ill."
    -- Trump on special counsel Jack Smith

    "It's not like the State or Country is coming down on me. It's a dishonest politician and his gang of Thugs breaking the law in order to get re-elected."
    -- Trump

     

  • August 09, 2023

    "In the case of women's soccer, the team is made up of crybaby Liberal activists who hate America, hate men, and likely hate themselves."
    -- Tomi Lahren

    "All patriotic Americans were rooting for these spoiled, entitled anti-Americans to lose."
    -- Dinesh D'Souza

    "I'm thrilled they lost! Good. I'm glad you went down."
    -- Megyn Kelly

    "If you don't support America...don't expect for America to blindly support you."
    -- Laura Ingraham, over Fox News chyron reading ACTIVIST MEGAN RAPINOE MISSES KEY PENALTY SHOT

  • August 08, 2023

    "I saw a scared puppy."
    -- Nancy Pelosi on Trump being indicted

    "I wasn't 'scared.' Nevertheless, how mean a thing to say! She is a Wicked Witch whose husband's journey from hell starts and finishes with her. She is a sick and demented psycho who will someday live in HELL!"
    -- Trump in response

  • August 07, 2023

    "In every poll we're kicking Biden's ass...And if I wasn't we wouldn't be under investigation by deranged Jack Smith. He's a deranged human being. You take a look at that face, you say that guy is a sick man. There's someting wrong with him."
    -- Trump

    "Fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden...Nice shot, Megan, the USA is going to Hell! MAGA."
    -- Trump, on U.S. being eliminated from Women's World Cup

  • August 06, 2023

    "This was never supposed to happen in America. We can't let this happen in America."
    -- Trump after his indictment

    "IF YOU GO AFTER ME, I'M COMING AFTER YOU!"
    -- Trump post, three days later

    "How is that not intimidation?...As someone who gets death threats every day, it makes me nervous."
    -- Stephanie Grisham, former Trump WH Press Secretary

  • August 05, 2023

    "This is a very sad day for America, and it was also very sad driving through Washington, D.C., and seeing the filth and the decay and all of the broken buildings and walls and the graffiti. This is not the place that I left."
    -- Trump, following his indictment

  • August 04, 2023

    "The American people deserve to know that President Trump and his advisers didn't just ask me to pause, they asked me to reject votes, return votes, to essentially overturn the election... I rejected that out of hand."
    -- Mike Pence

    "I feel badly for Mike Pence, who is attracting no crowds, enthusiasm, or loyalty from people who, as a member of the Trump Administration, should be loving him."
    -- Trump

  • August 03, 2023

    "The lawlessness of these persecutions of President Trump and his supporters is reminiscent of Nazi Germany in the 1930s, the former Soviet Union, and other authoritarian, dictatorial regimes."
    -- Trump campaign, on Tuesday's indictment

    "When our research and campaign legal team can't back up any of the claims made by our Elite Strike Force Legal Team, you can see why we're 0-32 on our cases. I'll obviously hustle to help on all fronts, but it's tough to own any of this when it's all just conspiracy s*** beamed down from the mothership."
    --  senior campaign adviser in email to Trump, per indictment

     

  • August 02, 2023

    "You're too honest."
    -- Trump to Pence, who denied he had the authority to reject presidential electors, per yesterday's indictment