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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • April 08, 2026

    "Terrorism involves violence or the threat of violence against people or property to further a particular ideology. Terrorists do not care who they hurt or kill to achieve their goals."
    -- from official website of ICE

  • April 07, 2026

    "Grant this task force clear and righteous targets for violence."
    -- SecDef Pete Hegseth, at prayer service in Pentagon

    "Happy Easter. We had a great Easter. This is one of our better Easters, I think, in a lot of different ways. Ι can say, militarily, it's been one of the best."
    -- Trump

  • April 06, 2026

    "The press was unfair to ICE, and so was everyone else."
    -- Trump

  • April 05, 2026

    "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell -- JUST WATCH. Praise be to Allah."
    -- Trump's Easter message

  • April 04, 2026

    "Bad, and very boring singer...who looks like a dried-up prune...A total loser who spews hate against a president who won a Landslide Election...MAGA SHOULD BOYCOTT HIS OVERPRICED CONCERTS, WHICH SUCK."
    -- Trump, on Bruce Springsteen

    "With a little more time, we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT, TAKE THE OIL, AND MAKE A FORTUNE. IT WOULD BE A 'GUSHER' FOR THE WORLD???"
    -- Trump

  • April 03, 2026

    "Now it's very unfair, and Republicans -- judges and justices -- they always want to show that they're independent. 'I don't care if Trump appointed me. I don't care. It doesn't make any difference to me. I'm voting against him!' Because they want to show their independence, you know? Stupid people."
    -- Trump

  • April 02, 2026

    "A nuclear weapon like nobody's ever seen before."
    -- Trump, on what Iran was almost finished building

  • April 01, 2026

    "I love that guy! I love him. And we'll only have one chance at this. We'll never get another president like Donald Trump. Never! And that's why it's important that we do everything that we can to try to get him reelected!"
    -- Rev. Franklin Graham

  • March 31, 2026

    "If you read the New York Times you would think we're doing badly against Iran...It's almost treasonous, I have to be honest. It's almost treasonous."
    -- Trump

    "We're doing extremely well in that negotiation. But you never know with Iran, because we negotiate with them and then we always have to blow them up."
    -- Trump

  • March 30, 2026

    "Cuba is next, by the way. But pretend I didn't say that. Pretend I didn't. Please, please, please, media, please disregard that statement. Thank you very much. Cuba's next."
    -- Trump, at Future Investment summit in Miami on Friday