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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • August 15, 2025

    "I turned down plenty. They were too woke. I had a couple of wokesters. We have great people. This is very different than it used to be. These are great people."
    -- Trump, on selecting the 2025 Kennedy Center honorees

  • August 14, 2025

    "But even Trump's attack on Washington, D.C., yesterday has not managed to distract attention from the possibility that the president of the United States sexually assaulted children."
    -- historian Heather Cox Richardson

  • August 13, 2025

    "They've wanted a ballroom at the White House for more than 150 years, but there's never been a president that was good at ballrooms."
    -- Trump

  • August 12, 2025

    "Show us all the Epstein client list now!!! Why would anyone protect those scum bags? Ask yourselves this question daily and answer becomes very apparent!!"
    -- Donald Trump Jr. post, 7-8-23

  • August 11, 2025

    "Colbert has no talent. Fallon has no talent. Kimmel has no talent. They're next. They're going to be going. I HEAR they're going to be going. I don't know, but I would imagine."
    -- Trump

    "She is a disgusting degenerate, who Impeached me twice, on NO GROUNDS, and LOST! How are you feeling now, Nancy???"
    -- Trump

  • August 10, 2025

    "We recognize our history. We don't erase it. We don't follow the woke lemmings off the cliff that want to tear down statues...We're proud of our history."
    -- Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, on restoring Confederate monument in Arlington National Cemetery

    "Woke is officially DEAD at Brown. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
    -- Trump post

  • August 09, 2025

    "Welcome to the Golden Age of America!"
    -- email from Trump

  • August 08, 2025

    "You have this woman, [Rep. Jasmine] Crockett. Very low-IQ person...I wonder if she's any relation to the late, great Davy Crockett, who is a great, great, a great, gentleman. I wonder if she's got any relationship to Davy Crockett. The great old Davy Crockett."
    -- Trump

  • August 07, 2025

    "These people, you can't replace them very easily. You know, people that live in the inner city are not doing that work. They're just not doing that work. And they've tried, we've tried, everybody tried. They don't do it. These people do it naturally."
    -- Trump, on shortage of farm laborers, caused by his deportation policies

  • August 06, 2025

    "Why should anyone trust numbers?"
    -- Trump

    "You know, we've cut drug prices by 1200, 1300, 1400, 1500%. I don't mean 50%, I mean 1400, 1500%."
    -- Trump