Archive

Say What? Archive

TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • February 22, 2026

    "A disgrace to our nation... Fools and lapdogs...They're very unpatriotic and disloyal to our Constitution. It's my opinion that the Court has been swayed by foreign interests... So they write this terrible defective decision... It's almost, like, not written by smart people...I think it's an embarrassment to their families, if you want to know the truth."
    -- Trump, on Supreme Court ruling on tariffs

  • February 21, 2026

    "Young, handsome guy. Always nice to be young and handsome. Doesn't mean we have to like you. I don't like young, handsome men. Women I like. Men, I don't have any interest."
    -- Trump, introducing President Pena of Paraguay at first meeting of the Board of Peace

  • February 20, 2026

    "If he was smart, he would've put his name on it. You've got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you."
    -- Trump, visiting George Washington's home, Mount Vernon, in April 2019

  • February 19, 2026

    "I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats."
    -- RFK Jr., Secretary of Health and Human Services

  • February 18, 2026

    "Despite the fact that I am falsely and consistently called a racist by the scoundrels and lunatics on the radical left, Democrats all, it was always my pleasure to help Jesse Jackson...He had much to do with the election, without acknowledgment or credit, of Barack Hussein Obama, a man who Jesse could not stand."
    -- Trump

  • February 17, 2026

    "If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one."
    -- Rep. Randy Fine

  • February 16, 2026

    Howard Stern: "By the way, your daughter --
    Trump: She's beautiful.
    Stern: Can I say this? A piece of ass.
    Trump: Yeah.
    Stern: She looks more voluptuous than ever.
    Trump: She's actually always been very voluptuous...
    -- from "Howard Stern Show" interview in 2004, when Ivanka Trump was in her early twenties

  • February 15, 2026

    "I don't know how a person of faith can vote for a Democrat. I really don't. I know we have some here today. I don't know why they are here, because they certainly don't give us their vote...They cheat."
    -- Trump, at National Prayer Breakfast

  • February 14, 2026

    "The undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal."
    -- inscription on Trump's latest trophy, presented to him by the coal industry

  • February 13, 2026

    "I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, 'F U, fascist.' He doesn't know I'm a fascist!"
    -- Jesse Watters, on Fox News' "The Five"

    "Yes, he does. You're on TV."
    -- co-host Jessica Tarlove