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Say What? Archive

TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • November 21, 2025

    "He knew nothing about it, and we can leave it at that... [He is] the most respected man in the room."
    -- Trump, at Saudi Investment Forum, on Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, credited by the CIA with ordering the murder of WaPo journalist Jamal Kashoggi

  • November 20, 2025

    "He's got some real mental problems. There's something wrong with him. I'll be honest, I'd love to fire his ass. He should be fired. The guy's grossly incompetent."
    -- Trump, speaking at Saudi Investment Forum, on Fed chair Jerome Powell

  • November 19, 2025

    "I'll go backstage before a show, and everyone's getting dressed and ready and everything else. And I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant. And therefore I'm inspecting it... Is everyone OK? You know, they're standing there with no clothes on. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that."
    -- Trump

    "He is a sick pervert."
    -- Trump yesterday, on Epstein

  • November 18, 2025

    "I call it 'The Epstein Hoax.'"
    -- Trump

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    "If there's nothing incriminating in the files, sir, why not..."
    -- female Bloomberg reporter, to Trump

    "Quiet! Quiet, piggy!"
    -- Trump

     

  • November 17, 2025

    "Nobody knows what magnets are."
    -- Trump

  • November 16, 2025

    "I am the one able to take him down...I know how dirty Donald is."
    -- Epstein in 2018 email

    "Of course he knew about the girls as he asked Ghislaine to stop."
    -- Epstein in 2019 email

  • November 15, 2025

    "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
    -- Epstein in 2017 email

  • November 14, 2025

    "These emails are clearly extraordinarily explosive. They implicate the president..."
    -- Rep. Melanie Stansbury on newly-released Epstein messages

    "DUMMY ALERT: Rep. Stansbury may be the stupidest member of Congress..She beclowned herself on national television, flailing around like a jellyfish (which doesn't have a brain!) when confronted with the truth-facts."
    -- WH communications director Steven Cheung

  • November 13, 2025

    "These emails prove absolutely nothing other than that President Trump did nothing wrong."
    -- WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, on newly-released Epstein messages

  • November 12, 2025

    "The First Lady worked very hard in making it perfect, and I think you're going to really love it."
    -- Trump, to a White House tour group, a few months before demolishing the First Lady's offices