"Colbert is finally finished at CBS. Amazing that he lasted so long! No talent, no ratings, no life. He was like a dead person."
-- Trump after final "Late Show," posting at nearly 2:00 a.m.

"I made it clear [to President Trump] that I did not agree with the idea of saying the election was stolen, and putting out this stuff, which I told the president was bullshit. I didn't want to be a part of it, and that's one of the reasons that went into me deciding to leave when I did."
-- former Trump AG William Barr, to House Jan 6 committee, 2022

"There is a ton of evidence that the election was rigged."
-- Acting AG Todd Blanche, 2026

"The good news: In just one year alone, we've already moved 4.5 million people off of SNAP [Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program]. We're going to be pulling more and more people off."
-- Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins

"It doesn't matter what President Trump has done in his past, as long as he's repented and asked for forgiveness. The president is not grabbing anybody or talking about grabbing anybody from their private parts today."
-- pastor and Trump spiritual adviser Mark Burns

"I hope she always remains loyal to me so I can continue to support her. I would hate to go against her. That will never happen, Katie, right?"
-- Trump to Sen. Katie Britt, in Oval Office

"You've got it. That's right, sir."
-- Sen. Britt

"The fake news, guys like you, write incorrectly. You're a fake guy. We had a total military victory... You should be ashamed of yourself. I actually think it's treason."
-- Trump to NYT reporter David Sanger, on his Iran war reporting

"[Biden] has one ability I don't have: he sleeps... He has an ability to fall asleep while on camera... You'll never see me sleeping in front of a camera."
-- Trump, 2024

"Garbage... Didn't finish reading it."
-- Trump on Iran's counterproposal

"You're a great leader. Sometimes people don't like me saying it, but I say it anyway, because it's true. I always say the truth...It's an honor to be your friend."
-- Trump to Xi

"One in three Americans are under-babied."
-- Dr. Oz

"Every person around you is going to have autism. That's what's happening."
-- Trump

"In 1970 men had twice the sperm count as our teenagers today."
-- RFK Jr.

"I've taken three. No president -- think of this -- has ever taken one."
-- Trump, on cognitive tests