"ARREST DERANGED JACK SMITH! HE IS A CRIMINAL!"
-- Trump

"I spotted Ratings Challenged Lawrence O'Donnell, of MSDNC, in the Courthouse today. I haven't seen him in years. He looks like s***, a real loser!"
-- Trump

"[A worm] got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died."
-- RFK Jr.

"He's taken away my constitutional right to speak... It's a fake trial. They have no case. And it's been absolutely proven now. They have no case...They have absolutely no case... It's a ridiculous case. I did nothing wrong. Absolutely nothing wrong."
-- Trump, on judge and election fraud case

"I think the abortion issue should largely be taken off the table because the individual states are doing what they're doing. It's really not that big of an issue."
-- Trump

"I've got 50 people calling me, begging me...'I'll cut off my right arm, sir. Please, I want to be the vice president.'"
-- Trump

"Isn't it nice to have a president who doesn't read a teleprompter?"
-- Trump, at first rally on Wednesday

"These teleprompters, folks, are gonzo. They're gonzo."
-- Trump, stopping speech to adjust teleprompter at second rally

"I think a lot of people like it."
-- Trump, on talk of dictatorship in the U.S.

"I'm not allowed to testify. I'm under a gag order....Nobody's ever had that before...I'm not allowed to talk...It's such a rigged court."
-- Trump, lying about his situation

"No one believes this production is serious."
-- Eric Trump on his father's election fraud trial

"His stamina -- I've never seen anything like it in my life...He'll be in trial all day long, relentlessly being attacked by a corrupt judge whose family is apparently profiting off of this whole thing, only to step out and do events at bodegas and wake up and speak to union workers and go to Michigan...and all the other swing states."
-- Eric Trump on his father