"She was always of Indian heritage, and she was only promoting Indian heritage. I didn't know she was Black until a number of years ago, when she happened to turn Black, and now she wants to be known as Black. So I don't know, is she Indian or is she Black?"
-- Trump on Kamala Harris, whose father is Black and from Jamaica, and whose mother is from India

"Eric Swallows has no idea what he's talking about and is actually projecting his weird and creepy vibes."
--Trump campaign spokesperson Steven Cheung on Rep. Eric Swalwell

"Kamala can't have my guns, she can't have my gasoline engine, and she sure as heck can't have my steaks and cheeseburgers."
-- Sen. Ted Cruz

"She doesn't like Jewish people."
-- Trump

"I hated that people might think I was getting ahead by sleeping my way to the top."
-- Megyn Kelly, 2016

"She actually did sleep her way into and upwards in California politics."
-- Megyn Kelly, on Kamala Harris

"Christians, get out and vote. Just this time, you won't have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what? It'll be fixed, it'll be fine. You won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians. I love you Christians...We'll have it fixed so good you're not gonna have to vote."
-- Trump

"You see the obsessive, weird almost humiliating aggressive posture of our media and you wonder how could these people be so miserable and unhappy. Well, the answer is because they don't have any kids."
-- J.D. Vance

"What you find consistently is that many of the most unhappy and most miserable and most angry people in our media are childless adults."
-- J.D. Vance

"Look what the n*****s did!"
-- Donald Trump, after his car was damaged outside his parents' home in the early 1970s, according to his nephew

"Lyin' Kamala is also a total radical on a word called imboten -- you know this right? -- a word called, what? Abortion."
-- Trump

"The first party to retire its 80-year-old candidate is going to be the party that wins this election."
-- Nikki Haley, last January

"If he does that, he will be the greatest man in the world."
-- King George III, upon learning that George Washington intended to voluntarily give up office