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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • May 20, 2024

    "Just be prepared. There's gonna be a lot of women coming forward."
    -- Trump, to Michael Cohen, just prior to announcing his first run for president

  • May 19, 2024

    "President Trump, when he was in office, he underwent testing for his cognitive dissonance."
    -- Rep. Lauren Boebert

  • May 18, 2024

    "If Biden wins, you're going to have a stock market collapse the likes of which you've never had."
    -- Trump in 2020, 3 1/2 years before the Dow closed at over 40,000 for the first time

  • May 17, 2024

    "We're, like, the party of fertilization because we are for the women."
    -- Trump, speaking about abortion

  • May 16, 2024

    "If you, on the money, if you need the money, I mean, you could get the money fairly easily."
    -- Richard Nixon, on paying hush money, 1973

    "So what do we got to pay for this? 150?...Pay with cash."
    -- Donald Trump, on paying hush money, 2015

  • May 15, 2024

    "There was no crime. Everyone's saying there was no crime."
    -- Trump, at courthouse

    "There's no crime here."
    -- House Speaker Mike Johnson, at courthouse

  • May 14, 2024

    "The late great Hannibal Lecter. He's a wonderful man."
    -- Trump, at rally

    "Jimmy Connors."
    -- Trump, referencing Jimmy Carter

    "If you take a look at President Xi of China, talking about Beijing -- now they've got ships circling, they have planes -- they're never doing anything."
    -- Trump, confusing Beijing with Taiwan

  • May 13, 2024

    "I say what the people decide, and whatever it is, it's within the state and what the people decide, and it's working out."
    -- Trump, on abortion

  • May 12, 2024

    "At the end of the day, the 47th president will be Donald Trump."
    -- Sen. Tim Scott, asked if he will commit to accepting the 2024 election results

  • May 11, 2024

    "I could give you report after report on state after state of all of the fraud that was committed..."
    -- Trump on 2020 election