"You know, I do 'the weave.' You know what the weave is? I'll talk about like nine different things, and they all come back brilliantly together. And friends of mine that are, like, English professors, they say, 'It's the most brilliant thing I've ever seen.' But the Fake News, you know what they say? 'He rambled.'"
-- Trump

"You deserve a president who respects you, who talks to you, and who levels with you -- puts it right on the level -- and who always has your best interests, has your back. I have your back, I have your heart, and I have every other part of your body."
-- Trump

"We got the most votes of any sitting president in history. And he beat us by a whisker."
-- Trump, on 2020

"He is weird. He's weird, I'm not weird, he's weird. No, he's a weird guy, he's a weird dude. See, they come up with sound bites, they always have sound bites, and one of the things is that J.D. and I are 'weird.' That guy is so straight, J.D. is so -- he's doing a great job, smart, top student, great guy, and he's not weird and I'm not weird. I mean we're a lot of things but we're not weird, I will tell you, but that guy is weird."
-- Trump on Gov. Tim Walz

"And in six states, you're allowed to kill the baby after it's born. And you know, one of those states is Minnesota, where Tampon Tim is from."
-- Trump

"Let's give votes to all children in this country, but let's give control over those votes to the parents of those children."
-- J.D. Vance

"She's going to get paralyzed in the Situation Room while the generals have their way with her."
-- Fox host Jesse Watters on Harris

"She's not a good debater. She's not a smart person. She doesn't want to debate."
-- Trump on Harris    

"Comrade Kamala is doing a campaign bus tour with Tampon Tim, her really bad V.P. pick."
-- Trump

"Barack Hussein Obama, he was nasty to me. He was nasty. Michelle was nasty. They're all nasty. Nasty people. I was surprised, I thought he was -- I was sort of nice to him..."
-- Trump

"What gives her the right to run for President? This is a Threat to Democracy."
-- Trump on Harris

"WHERE'S HUNTER?"
-- Trump post during Kamala Harris's acceptance speech