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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • September 12, 2024

    "We're getting polls that show 88 to 11. We're having a lot of great polls. Lots of polls. You see the polls. The polls are indicating we got 90%, 60%, 72%, 71%, and 98%."
    -- Trump, in the spin room

    "When a Fighter gets beaten or knocked out, they get up and scream, 'I DEMAND A REMATCH!' Well, it's no different with a Debate. She was beaten badly last night. Every poll has us WINNING...so why would I do a Rematch?"
    -- Trump

    "I'm trying to decide if I want to go on record and the answer is yes. I think he loses because of this debate performance."
    -- longtime Republican pollster Frank Luntz

  • September 11, 2024

    "That was the best debate, personally, that I've ever had...A very important debate. Now she wants to do another one because she got beaten tonight, but I don't know."
    -- Trump

  • September 10, 2024

    "They say, 'He rambled and started talking about Hannibal Lecter. What does that have to do?' That's a representative of people that are coming into our country."
    -- Trump, who seems to think that asylum-seekers come from mental asylums

    "Who cares what somebody's family thinks?"
    -- J.D. Vance, on 1st Lt. Jimmy McCain, John McCain's son, criticizing the Arlington incident and endorsing Harris

  • September 09, 2024

    "What are the chances of that happening? Frankly, I know you're going to say it's a terrible thing to say, but...she would not have been the Chosen One. She would not have been the Chosen One."
    -- Trump, on why it's impossible he sexually assaulted accuser Jessica Leeds

  • September 08, 2024

    "Kamala will make abortion up to the day of birth the law of the land as a major part of her presidency. Absolutely tragic."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

    "Can you imagine you're a parent and your son leaves the house and you say, 'Jimmy, I love you so much. Go have a good day at school.' And your son comes back with a brutal operation?"
    -- Trump

  • September 07, 2024

    "Nobody wants to put on a uniform and serve in Kamala Harris's military."
    -- J.D. Vance

  • September 06, 2024

    "I didn't quite make it, just a little bit short."
    -- Trump, on 2020 election, 8/22/24

    "He beat us by a whisker."
    -- Trump, to Moms for Liberty, 8/30/24

    "I lost by a whisker."
    -- Trump, to podcaster Lex Fridman, 9/3/24

  • September 05, 2024

    "I am urging you, from this day forward, never, ever, ever, to refer to Kamala Harris by her first name. Kamala, Kamala, Kamala -- she is not a soccer star, okay?...It personalizes her, and it creates a favorable impression. We haven't been able to...turn 'Kamala' into a four-letter word like 'Hillary' was. So stop doing that, okay?"
    -- former Trump adviser Peter Navarro

  • September 04, 2024

    "You will never see anyone more honorable than me. I'm an honorable person."
    -- Trump

    "She's a nasty person. The way she treated Mike Pence was horrible. The way she treats people is horrible."
    -- Trump, on Harris

     

  • September 03, 2024

    "Whoever heard? You get indicted for interfering with a presidential election, where you have every right to do it. You get indicted and your poll numbers go up."
    -- Trump

    "Beautiful. That's beautiful. That's all right. That's okay. He's on our side. (Chuckle.)"
    -- Trump at rally, as man attacking press section is wrestled to ground by security