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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • September 22, 2024

    "Everyone is agreeing that I won the debate with Kamala."
    -- Trump

  • September 21, 2024

    "Nobody knows where [Haitians in Springfield] come from. I'm angry about young American girls being raped and sodomized and murdered by savage criminal aliens."
    -- Trump

  • September 20, 2024

    "My kids keep me humble. Unfortunately, Kamala Harris doesn't have anything that keeps her humble."
    -- Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders

    "They're scum. They're scum. And they want to take down our country. They are absolute garbage."
    -- Trump on Harris and Walz

  • September 19, 2024

    "[Nuclear power is] the global warming you have to worry about, not that the ocean's going to rise in 400 years an eighth of an inch and you'll have more seafront property, right, if that happens...I said, 'Isn't that a good thing? If I have a little property on the ocean, I have a little bit more property. I have a little bit more ocean.'"
    -- Trump

  • September 18, 2024

    "We cannot tell the American people that one candidate is a fascist."
    -- JD Vance, Monday

    "This a radical-left Marxist, communist, fascist."
    -- Trump on Harris, last week

    "Kamala Harris is the first major party nominee in American history who fundamentally rejects freedom and embraces Marxism, communism, and fascism."
    -- Trump, 11 days ago

  • September 17, 2024

    "Vote for me, California. I'm going to give you safety, I'm going to give you a great border, and I'm going to give you more water than almost anybody has...You're going to have water in California at a level that you've never seen before, the farmers are going to do great...and maybe even more important you're not going to have illegal immigrants pouring into the country and killing your family."
    -- Trump, speaking at his golf club near LA

  • September 16, 2024

    "If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, than that's what I'm going to do."
    -- J.D. Vance

  • September 15, 2024

    "[Kamala Harris] never worked at McDonald's...They went in, they investigated it...The Fake News ought to report that she's a liar...It's a big thing, because it tells you that they lie -- they lie about everything...Total lie. That's the way they do it."
    -- Trump, lying

  • September 14, 2024

    "We admire Taylor Swift's music, but I don't think most Americans -- whether they like her music, are fans of hers or not -- are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans."
    -- J.D. Vance, on Swift endorsing Harris

  • September 13, 2024

    "There's no putting lipstick on this pig. Mr. Trump was crushed by a woman he previously dismissed as 'dumb as a rock.' Which raises the question: What does that make him?"
    -- Karl Rove