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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • April 15, 2011

    GWU officials tells Fox that police were notified about the incident about 2pm, which happens to be at the same time that President Obama was speaking...As of this writing, Fox has not been able to obtain reaction from the White House.
    -- FoxNews.com story on suicide of a George Washington University student

  • April 14, 2011

    Campaigner-in-chief...We're looking for bipartisan solutions, not partisan rhetoric.
    -- Rep. Paul Ryan on Obama speech
    The president has announced he's running for president. Certainly there were elements of the campaign in [the speech], but I can't be critical of him. For every president that is up for reelection, politics do play a role in the things they tell the American people. It is what it is.
    -- Sen. John McCain

  • April 13, 2011

    If John McCain had been elected, people would be questioning him too.
    -- Rep. John Campbell on "birthers"

  • April 12, 2011

    I appreciate that the Donald wants to spend his resources in getting to the bottom of something that so interests him and many Americans... He's not just throwing stones from the sidelines, he's digging in. He's paying for researchers to find out why President Obama would have spent $2 million not to show his birth certificate, so more power to him.
    -- Sarah Palin, furthering the discredited "birther" controversy

  • April 11, 2011

    Republicans are trying to pass leglslation to destroy the World Wide Web and they're also passing legislation to help destroy the Whole Wide World.
    -- Rep. Ed Markey

  • April 08, 2011

    I will have no problem getting people to listen to me who don't like me. In fact, I have to keep giving them reasons. There are some people who listen precisely because they hate, precisely because they don't like. You gotta keep fueling that.
    -- Rush Limbaugh

  • April 07, 2011

    The culture of major league baseball is a jumbo platter of deep-fried masculinity: it's like a y-chromosome throwing a bachelor party for a penis with a beard.
    -- Sam Anderson

  • April 06, 2011

    During the flight here, between our countries, it did not escape me that Japan lies about halfway between my Alaska home and India.
    -- Sarah Palin

  • April 05, 2011

    We will definitely not burn the Koran...Not today, not ever.
    -- Terry Jones, of the Dove World Outreach church, 9/11/10
    It is not that we burn the Koran with some type of vindictive motive...We do not even burn it with great pleasure or any pleasure at all. We burn it because we feel a deep obligation to stay with the court system of America. The court system of America does not allow convicted criminals to go free.
    -- Terry Jones, after livestreaming the Koran's "trial"
    If you want to be technical, I guess we broke our word. We thought twice about it.
    -- Terry Jones, this week

  • April 04, 2011

    Free speech is great, but we're in a war.
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham