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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • May 24, 2013

    "The President's speech today will be viewed by terrorists as a victory."
    -- Sen. Saxby Chambliss

  • May 22, 2013

    "Each and every one of you are mentally f***ing retarded and you should be euthanized... Only the stupidest of the stupidest people end up on juries."
    -- 'Girls Gone Wild' founder Joe Francis, on the jurors who convicted him of assault and false imprisonment

  • May 21, 2013

    "Why did you build houses where tornadeos were apt to happen?"
    -- Pat Robertson, on recent storm deaths

  • May 17, 2013

    "Conservatives want people not to even have to think about government. It's kind of like an operating system in a computer. You just want it to work...Liberals want to run the operating system, and they want to use the operating system against you, or their political enemies."
    -- Rush Limbaugh

  • May 13, 2013

    "We're really puzzled here at Gingrich Productions. We've spent weeks trying to figure out: What do you call this? I know, you probably think it's a cell phone...But if it's taking pictures, it's not a cell phone."
    -- Newt Gingrich in his recent YouTube video, holding up a smartphone

  • May 11, 2013

    "I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, Kim, to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose."
    -- Dennis Rodman

  • May 09, 2013

    "They come in from a society where this occurs."
    -- Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. Mark Welsh, at Senate hearing, explaining 26,000 sexual assaults a year in the military

    "What did these geniuses expect when they put men and women together?"
    -- Donald Trump, on the same subject

  • May 08, 2013

    "If you stay in it too long, you become Norma Desmond. I remember feeling, 'If you do not leave now, you won't leave with your soul intact.'"
    -- Glenn Beck, on why he left Fox News

    "Glenn Beck wasn't trying to save his soul, he was trying to save his ass. Advertisers fled his show..."
    -- Fox News spokesperson in response

  • May 07, 2013

    "This project's really about 'F*** your laws.' You know what I'm saying? It's stepping up, being able to go, 'You know what, I don't like this legal regime. I neatly step out of it. Now what?' You know?"
    -- Cody Wilson, whose company announced that it has created a functioning plastic handgun produced by a 3-D printer, and plans to make the schematics freely available online

  • May 04, 2013

    "Some people wear Superman pajamas. Well, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. And Chuck Norris wears Jim DeMint pajamas."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz