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TWO DECADES OF WTF

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  • December 19, 2011

    "Primary mission: advocate of civilization, definer of civilization, teacher of the rules of civilization, arouser of those who fan civilization, organizer of pro-civilization activists, leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces."
    -- notes re Gingrich, by Gingrich, 1997

  • December 16, 2011

    "That's one of the things that I like about him -- because he's been consistent since he changed his mind."
    -- Christine O'Donnell, endorsing Mitt Romney

  • December 15, 2011

    "A lot of people agree with me. They find it amazing, that out of -- that all of a sudden, miraculously, this birth certificate just appeared. People have questioned the birth certificate, and many people do still question it."
    -- Donald Trump, 12/5/11

  • December 14, 2011

    "Just like Reagan, I will tell the truth at the risk of causing some confusion with the timid."
    -- Newt Gingrich tweet

  • December 13, 2011

    "I'm not going to kiss his ring, and I'm not going to kiss any other part of his anatomy."
    -- Jon Huntsman on Trump

  • December 12, 2011

    "I'm surprised that Mitt Romney said 'no,'...Frankly, I'm surprised because he really wants my endorsement. I mean, he wants it very badly."
    -- Donald Trump

  • December 11, 2011

    "Something out of the Stalinist era."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau

  • December 07, 2011

    "No government in the world kills its people, unless it is led by a crazy person."
    -- Syrian President Bashar al-Assad

  • December 07, 2011

    "I've been casting The Wizard of Oz. Obviously, Mitt Romney is the Tin Woodsman, without a heart. Rick Perry is clearly the scarecrow. He illustrates the point that what's scary about people is not what they don't know, but what they know that isn't true. Newt's the Wizard of Oz. There's nothing there -- he's ginned up this whole big thing."
    -- Barney Frank

  • December 06, 2011

    "Was Brelake and the slightly told
    Steve Geyer and gambling the wave of
    all Minzy were the Boro Groves
    and the moment as outgrabe."
    -- Jabberwocky, as understood by an iPhone 4S