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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • June 17, 2011

    Monogamy is the bomb. I live by the code: One down bitch is worth ten funky hoes.
    -- Ice-T

  • June 15, 2011

    The threshold question: It's not usually asked, but it's in everyone's mind in a presidential election. 'Should we give this person nuclear weapons?' ...Answers itself.
    -- George Will on Sarah Palin

  • June 14, 2011

    The ruling class people like Friedman would rather see this country run by communist Chinese than people like Sarah Palin.
    -- Rush Limbaugh

  • June 12, 2011

    Richard Nixon, if he were alive today, might take bittersweet satisfaction to know that he was not the last smart president to prolong unjustifiably a senseless, unwinnable war, at great cost in human life...He would probably also feel vindicated (and envious) that all the crimes he committed against me -- which forced his resignation facing impeachment -- are now legal.
    -- Daniel Ellsberg

  • June 10, 2011

    We are no longer in the Cold War. This is more like the Blizzard War -- a blizzard of challenges.
    -- CIA Director Leon Panetta

  • June 09, 2011

    If you can find a good or service on the internet, then the federal government probably doesn't need to be doing it.
    -- Tim Pawlenty

  • June 08, 2011

    America is absolutely awash with easily obtainable firearms. You can go down to a gun show at the local convention center and come away with a fully automatic assault rifle without a background check and, most likely, without having to show an identification card. So what are you waiting for?
    -- American-born al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn, in a video

  • June 07, 2011

    What have you seen so far today, and what are you going to take away from your visit?
    -- the "gotcha question" Sarah Palin has blamed for her widely ridiculed Paul Revere account

  • June 06, 2011

    We are only inches away from ceasing to be a free market economy.
    -- Mitt Romney

  • June 06, 2011

    There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who understand Palin and those who pretend they don't.
    -- Rush Limbaugh