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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • October 18, 2011

    When you take [Herman Cain's] 999 plan and you turn it upside down? I think the devil's in the details.
    -- Michele Bachmann

  • October 16, 2011

    Ultimately, it will grow so that it will bring down the capitalist system and the West.
    -- Iran's supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Occupy Wall Street

  • October 13, 2011

    There shouldn't be anything controversial about a .45 caliber bullet. If it were up to me we would just throw them off the Sunshine Skyway bridge and be done with it.
    -- FL state Rep. Brad Drake on his bill to eliminate lethal injection in favor of electrocution and firing squads

  • October 12, 2011

    If you want to put people in jail, you ought to start with Barney Frank and Chris Dodd.
    -- Newt Gingrich, during Tuesday's GOP debate

  • October 11, 2011

    Mitt Romney is like someone you hook up with periodically until you get serious and you want to meet somebody serious. He is friends with benefits. And Perry is marriage material.
    -- Fox News host Greg Gutfeld

  • October 10, 2011

    They will come for you and drag you into the streets and kill you...These guys are worse than Robespierre from the French Revolution...They'll kill everybody.
    -- Glenn Beck on Occupy Wall Street

  • October 08, 2011

    The protesters are protesting against people who make $40,000 - $50,000 a year and are struggling to make ends meet. That's the bottom line.
    -- NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg criticizing Occupy Wall Street

  • October 06, 2011

    Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.
    -- Steve Jobs

  • October 05, 2011

    It's a racket. Those stock market guys are crooked.
    -- Al Capone on Wall Street

  • October 04, 2011

    Has laid the table for the Arab Spring by demonstrating weakness from the United States of America.
    -- Michele Bachmann on Obama