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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • October 17, 2015

    "An elderly, dyspeptic Bilbo Baggins."
    -- Karl Rove on Bernie Sanders
  • October 15, 2015

    "I can be very magnanimous, when I have to be."
    -- Donald Trump
  • October 14, 2015

    "I trust Bernie Sanders with my tax dollars like I trust a North Korean chef with my Labrador!"
    -- Mike Huckabee live-tweeting the Dem debate
  • October 13, 2015

    "A complete failure as a father. He should be embarrassed to even show his face in public. He's the problem here... He failed to raise his son."
    -- Gov. Bobby Jindal on Oregon gunman Chris Mercer's dad
  • October 11, 2015

    "Nobody cares who's House Speaker."
    -- Gov. Chris Christie
  • October 10, 2015

    "I never saw a body with bullet holes that was more devastating than taking the right to arm ourselves away."
    -- Dr. Ben Carson
  • October 09, 2015

    "Ben and Candy Carson terrific. What about a real black President who can properly address the racial divide? And much else."
    -- Rupert Murdoch tweet
  • October 08, 2015

    "If your calling is media, fine, if your calling is sports, whatever it is, but you've got to be the greatest you can be. Now! Now! Before this country is so completely altered that we're left with Hillary's brain in the Oval Office in a jar! That's what we're getting! She's old and she's sick. She's not a contender."
    -- Matt Drudge
  • October 07, 2015

    "It defies belief that the president would allow the ban on Iranian oil exports to be lifted. And also stand by while Russia blackmails an entire continent, all the while keeping the place of the band on America."
    -- Rep. Kevin McCarthy
  • October 06, 2015

    "There is no overwhelming science that the things that are going on are man-caused and not naturally caused. Gimme a break."
    -- Ben Carson