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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • September 07, 2016

    "I just don't think she has a presidential look, and you need a presidential look. You have to get the job done."
    -- Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton

  • September 06, 2016

    "I thought, um, how am I supposed to make this funnier? What is my job now? How do you satirize what is already satiric? That was the point in time, as far as I'm concerned, where we the American people reached the point where reality and satire finally intersected. That's it....This is fiction. We are living in fictional times."
    -- Lewis Black on watching a January Trump-Palin rally

  • September 05, 2016

    "He has the attention span and the knowledge base of a nine year old with ADHD. And I'm not saying that to be funny."
    -- "The Art of the Deal" ghostwriter Tony Schwartz on Donald Trump

  • September 03, 2016

    "In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome!"
    -- title of Ann Coulter's new book

  • September 02, 2016

    "If you're running for president, you should not be allowed to use a teleprompter."
    -- Donald Trump, August 2015

  • September 01, 2016

    "We did discuss the wall, we didn't discuss payment of the wall. That will be at a later date."
    -- Donald Trump on his meeting with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto

    "At the beginning of the conversation with Donald Trump I made it clear that Mexico will not pay for the wall...I was clear and emphatic that Mexico will not pay for the wall."
    -- Pena Nieto, responding to Trump's account of their meeting

  • August 30, 2016

    "He hasn't changed his immigration position. He has changed the words he is saying."
    -- Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson

  • August 29, 2016

    "She's totally bigoted. There's no question about that."
    -- Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton

  • August 27, 2016

    "Here's something that's contrary to popular belief: I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."
    -- Kanye West

  • August 25, 2016

    "African-American citizens and Latino citizens will have the time of their life."
    -- Donald Trump, on his presidency