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TWO DECADES OF WTF

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  • October 23, 2016

    Donald Trump on the Howard Stern Show, 2006:
    "The National Inquirer did a story on me not so long ago, that in the history of the world nobody has gotten more beautiful women than I have. Which is a great compliment... I was on your show and you were putting all of them up on posters, remember? -- 'How was this one? How was that one?'"

    Stern:
    "Yeah, I had a chart...I'm sure I missed thousands."

    Trump:
    "You missed quite a few. Actually some of the ones on the chart were not victims."

  • October 22, 2016

    "[Donald Trump] has captured that racist underbelly, that frustration, that angry underbelly of American life and gave voice to that... I was damn near puking during the debate."
    -- former Republican National Committee head Michael Steele

  • October 21, 2016

    "Something about her feels castrating... Will this country want to actually watch a woman get older before their eyes on a daily basis?"
    -- Rush Limbaugh on Hillary Clinton

  • October 19, 2016

    "I will look at it at the time...I'll tell you at the time. I'll keep you in suspense."
    -- Donald Trump, asked by debate moderator Chris Wallace if he will accept the results of the election

  • October 19, 2016

    "The election is absolutely being rigged by the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Hillary -- but also at many polling places...1.8 million deceased individuals [will vote for] somebody else...People that have died 10 years ago are still voting. Illegal immigrants are voting."
    -- Donald Trump

    "I am not confident that we are going to have a clean election in Maine. Will people from the cemetary be voting? Yes.
    -- Gov. Paul LePage

    "It's curious that the governor would question the integrity of a system under which he was elected twice."
    -- Maine Secretary of State Matthew Dunlap

    "I have heard that on November 8th, millions of riggers will hide behind little curtains in private booths and with a secret ballot collude to defeat Donald Trump."
    -- Stephen Colbert

  • October 18, 2016

    "Donald, seriously, you know about sexual predators and all that."
    -- Howard Stern

    "You are one!"
    -- Robin Quivers

    "It's true!"
    -- Donald Trump

  • October 17, 2016

    "The whole thing is one big fix. One big, ugly lie."
    -- Donald Trump on the election

    "Pitchforks and torches time."
    -- Trump supporter WI County Sheriff David Clarke

  • October 16, 2016

    "Our president -- quote 'president.' "
    -- Donald Trump on Barack Obama

  • October 15, 2016

    "Take a look. Look at her... I don't think so, I don't think so."
    -- Donald Trump on     People writer Natasha Stoynoff's claim that he pushed her up against a wall and forced his tongue down her throat

    "Yeah [sarcastically]. I'm gonna go after her. Believe me, she would not be my first choice."
    -- Trump on Jessie Leeds, who says he groped her on an airplane in the early '80s

  • October 14, 2016

    "This is a crossroads in the history of our civilization... Hillary Clinton meets in secret with international banks to plot the destruction of U.S. sovereignty... Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, racist, and morally deformed... They will lie, lie, lie and then again they will do worse than that. They will do whatever is necessary. The Clintons are criminals, remember that... I never knew it would be this vile... Nevertheless, I take all of these slings and arrows gladly for you."
    -- Donald Trump