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October 15, 2026

........Joe Rogan: "Trump reporters are f*cking nuts, man."....Karl Rove: "The GOP's stables need a good cleaning."....MTG: "I think MAGA is dead."....Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed: "I think what you're seeing here is MAGA eating itself."....Tucker Carlson: "I wouldn't vote for Mike Rogers at gunpoint."....Aaron Rupar on Trump admin: "They worked harder to cover up the Epstein files than they ever did to lower grocery prices."....Gov. Tim Walz: "We've got a feeble-minded trigger-happy president."....Guy Benson on Walz: "An incompetent dunce."....Kevin D. Williamson on Trump: "A man who seems to have suffered the spiritual equivalent of an ischemic stroke when he was about 27 and never to have recovered the full use of his faculties."....Trump on SC Justices Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh: "These are not the people I interviewed to serve on the United States Supreme Court. They are merely a shell of their original selves."....Rep. Stephen Lynch to Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent: "I'll be honest -- I don't think the president could spell 'AI' if I gave him the first letter."....Trump on Cuba: "It's an absolutely failed state, it's failing like never before, and it will fall."....The Mooch on Trump's rationale for a second term: "'I didn't steal enough money the first time. I'm coming back with gusto to steal way more money this time."....Sen. Tommy Tuberville: "Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. Lord help us. It is in the best interest of our country to bring back mental institutions."....former Rep. Matt Gaetz: "The Democrats want to trans your kids."....Trump on Iran: "My question is if and when I blow the entire nation up."....Jeffrey Sachs: "A president stood at the UN and claimed the right to annihilate a civilization. Congress said nothing. That is the constitutional order collapsing in public."....Trump on CNN, MS NOW, and Politico: "They're all sick, treasonous, and demented."....Trump: "Virtually every story about me, or anything having to do with me, is negative, wrong, and, in many cases, DANGEROUS for our Country!...FAKE NEWS IS A THREAT TO OUR DEMOCRACY!"....MS NOW's Peter Alexander: "The president says fake news is reporting that is untrue. In fact, it's reporting that he finds unflattering."....Rep. Jamie Raskin: "After illegally bulldozing half of the White House, Trump bans media that won't lie for him from the other half."....Trump, calling it what it is: "The ban on the free press, right?"....CNN's Erin Burnett on the new Trump Channel: "It's a weak form of state TV -- kind of reminiscent of what you would find in North Korea."....JD Vance on Dems and midterms: "Don't give power to the crazy people who started these problems in the first place."....Sen. Tammy Duckworth: "I'm sick of fixing shit Republicans break."....Jimmy Kimmel on Trump: "At this point, the only thing he doesn't want his name on is Don Jr."....Maria Shriver: "It seems this man will not rest until his name is permanently connected to the name of a great president."....Barbra Streisand on Kennedy Center: "A bitter struggle over one man's name and unchecked ego. Oddly, when Trump's name was still on the building, there was no discussion of closing it!"....Andy Borowitz made-up headline: "Trump Enraged After Iran Renames Strait of Hormuz After JFK."....

Say What? Archive

TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

November 12, 2016

"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
-- H.L. Mencken, 1920
November 11, 2016

"The electoral college is a disaster for democracy."
-- Donald Trump, November 6, 2012
November 10, 2016

"This was a primal scream."
-- David Axelrod

"The patriarchy survives, enraged."
-- Adam Gopnick

"We now feel the way Rudy Giuliani looks."
-- Stephen Colbert

"God bless Donald Trump! It's time to do the right thing. It's time to take America back!"
-- former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke

"It's so great our enemies are making themselves clear so that when we get into the White House, we know where we stand. Mr. Trump has a long memory and we're keeping a list."
-- Omarosa Manigault
November 09, 2016

"You have one day to make every dream you've ever dreamed for your family come true."
-- Donald Trump to crowd in Scranton, Monday afternoon
November 08, 2016

"I did a lot of freaking out about Barack Obama. But Obama made me a better man."
-- Glenn Beck
November 07, 2016

"The Art of the Deal and Surviving at the Top. I love books. I love reading when I get a chance to."
-- Donald Trump, when asked by a reporter what his two favorite books are

"I read passages, I read areas, I'll read chapters -- I don't have the time."
-- Trump, asked by Megyn Kelly about the most recent book he'd read

"I defeated the president, 110 books to 95."
-- Karl Rove on winning his 2005 book-reading contest with George W. Bush
November 06, 2016

"My primary consultant is myself, because I have a very good brain, and I've said a lot of things."
-- Donald Trump
November 05, 2016

"I am...honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has, because we know how to win."
-- Donald Trump
November 04, 2016

"Our country has gotten too mean and violent."
-- Melania Trump

"The guy does deserve a bullet."
-- Eric Trump on former KKK leader David Duke
November 03, 2016

Tweets by Donald Trump and Jon Stewart, 2013:

Trump:
I promise you I'm much smarter than Jonathan Leibowitz, I mean Jon Stewart, who by the way is totally overrated.

Trump:
Jon Stewart is a total phony. He should cherish his past, not run from it.

Stewart:
Many people don't know this, but Donald Trump's real name is F***face Von Clownstick. I wish he would embrace the Clownstick heritage.

Trump:
Amazing how the haters and losers keep tweeting the name F***face Von Clownstick. Like they are so original, like no one else is doing it.

Trump:
What's so funny about the name F***face Von Clownstick? It was not coined by Jonathan Leibowitz. He stole it from a moron on Twitter.

Stewart:
We seem to have hit a F***face Von Nervestick.

Trump, four days later, at 1:30 a.m.:
Little Jon Stewart is a pussy. And would be hopeless in a debate with me.

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