"She's become a star. It's that face. It's that brain. It's those lips, the way they move. They move like she's a machine gun."
-- Trump, asked his opinion of the performance of his press secretary, Karoline Leavitt

"President Trump has brokered on average about one peace deal or ceasefire per month during his six months in office. It's well past time that President Trump was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize."
-- White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

"I have to tell you, one of my favorite things to watch on YouTube these days are the court hearings where illegals are in court, and ICE shows up and drags them out..."
-- Rep. Nancy Mace

"There is no policy of starvation in Gaza, and there is no starvation in Gaza."
-- Benjamin Netanyahu

"We're going to be getting some good strong food. We can save a lot of people."
-- Trump

"Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter."
-- former DHS chief of staff Miles Taylor, in his book Blowback

"I never had the privilege of going to his island."
-- Trump, on Epstein Island

"We gave $60M two weeks ago for food to Gaza, and nobody acknowledged it, nobody talks about it. And it makes you feel a little bad when you do that, and you have other countries not giving anything...Nobody said, 'Gee, thank you very much.' And it would have been nice to have at least a thank you."
-- Trump, asked if Israel should do more to get aid into Gaza

"[Trump is] so jealous of Obama, because Obama is everything that he is not -- trim, smart, handsome, happily married, and can sing Al Green's song 'Let's Stay Together' better than Al Green. And Trump cannot stand it. It's driving him crazy."
-- Joy Behar, co-host of The View

"[Behar] should self-reflect on her own jealousy of President Trump's historic popularity before her show is the next to be pulled off air."
-- White House, in response

"NPR's been defunded. PBS has been defunded. Colbert is getting cancelled. You've got anchors and news media personalities losing their jobs. All of this is downstream of President Trump's decision. One of the things they are going to have to do is put an ombudsman in place for two years, basically a bias moderator that will report directly to the Presdient. That's something significant that we're going to see happen.
-- FCC Chairman Brendan Carr, on CBS

Q: "Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18?"

A: "Though I'd like to answer that question, at least today I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir."

-- Jeffrey Epstein, during a 2010 deposition