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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • July 24, 2025

    "We're going to get drug prices down -- not 30% or 40%, which would be great. Not 50% or 60%. No, we're going to get them down 1,000%, 600%, 500%, 1,500%, numbers that are not even thought to be achievable."
    -- Trump, at White House event

  • July 22, 2025

    "They haven't found anything that was abnormal... I spoke with the FBI -- the new FBI...If it was the old FBI I wouldn't believe a thing they said, because the old FBI under Comey was crooked as hell."
    -- Trump, asked about updates on the assassination attempt against him

    "We found absolute -- this isn't like 'evidence' or like -- this is proof, irrefutable proof that Obama was seditious, that Obama was trying to lead a coup, and with Hillary Clinton and all these other people, but Obama headed it up."
    -- Trump

  • July 22, 2025

    "She's just 17 and she's doing great -- Ivanka. She made me promise her, swear to her, that I would never date a girl younger than her. So as she grows, Howard, as she grows older, the field is getting very limited -- severely."
    -- Trump, then 53, on The Howard Stern Show in 1999

  • July 21, 2025

    "Young [Name] +[Name]"
    -- written on the labels of the compact discs the FBI removed from Epstein's mansion in 2019

  • July 19, 2025

    "I absolutely love that Colbert got fired. His talent was even less than his ratings. I hearĀ  Jimmy Kimmel is next....Greg Gutfeld is better than all of them combined."
    -- Trump

  • July 19, 2025

    "I never wrote a picture in my life."
    -- Trump

    "Sometimes being a giver will open you up to new talents. Each year I donate an autographed doodle to the Doodle for Hunger auction at Tavern on the Green."
    -- Trump, in a 2008 book

  • July 18, 2025

    "You know, they're standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that."
    -- Trump, on visiting Miss Teen USA pageant dressing room

    "I remember putting on my dress real quick, because I was like, 'Oh my god, there's a man in here.'"
    -- Mariah Billado, Miss Vermont Teen USA

    "Yeah, he does that."
    -- Ivanka Trump, to Billado

  • July 17, 2025

    "It is my pleasure and my honor to announce my nomination of Jerome Powell."
    -- Trump, 2017

    "He's a terrible Fed chair. I was suprised he was appointed. I was surprised, frankly, that Biden put him in and extended him."
    -- Trump, yesterday

  • July 16, 2025

    "So we have the worst education almost in the large world, the world that people know about."
    -- Trump

  • July 15, 2025

    "I've known Jeff [Epstein] for fifteen years. Terrific guy... He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side."
    -- Trump, 2002

    "One year ago our Country was DEAD, now it's the 'HOTTEST' Country anywhere in the World. Let's keep it that way, and not waste Time and Energy on Jeffrey Epstein, somebody that nobody cares about."
    -- Trump

    "We're on one Team, MAGA, and I don't like what's happening. We have a PERFECT Administration, THE TALK OF THE WORLD, and 'selfish people' are trying to hurt it, all over a guy who never dies, Jeffrey Epstein."
    -- Trump

    "Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? This guy's been talked about for years. Are people still talking about this guy? This creep? That's unbelievable."
    -- Trump