"You're fired, you're fired!"
-- Elon Musk, to an engineer trying to explain Musk's tanking engagement numbers on Twitter

"Republicans offer a vision for a future built on freedom, not fear-mongering."
-- House Speaker Kevin McCarthy

"Savage killers, rapists, and violent criminals are being released from jail...They're trying to indoctrinate and mutilate our children. [Biden is] leading us to the brink of WW3. He's the most corrupt president in American history."
-- Trump

"I don't think things could possibly be going worse."
-- Sen. Ted Cruz on the state of the nation

"The Biden administration is doubling down on crazy."
-- Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders

"I'm not going to sit there and listen to him lie."
-- Rep. Mary Miller (R-Illinois)

"Real America won't believe a word Joe Biden says tonight."
-- Rep. Troy E. Nehls (R-Texas)

"Today's State of Confusion speech will contain more lies and deceit than any in history."
-- radio host Mark R. Levin

"I did a GREAT job as President, maybe the best...
I ran twice, did much better the second time (Rigged Election!)...
Truth Social is sooo great!
Trump was right about everything..."
-- Trump, in recent Truth Social posts

"ASHLI BABBITT WAS MURDERED!"
-- Trump

"I think the police officer did his job."
-- House Speaker Kevin McCarthy

"He came over and he begged me, begged me for an endorsement. He said, 'If you endorse me, I'll win,' and there were tears coming down from his eyes."
-- Trump on DeSantis before the 2018 primary

"I could solve that in 24 hours."
-- Trump on war in Ukraine

"It's a racist curriculum used to teach children that somehow their white skin is not equal to black skin and other things."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, explaining CRT

"Remember in Helsinki when a third-rate reporter asked me, essentially, who I trusted more, President Putin of Russia or our 'Intelligence' lowlifes?...My instinct at the time was that we had really bad people...Now add McGonigal and other slime to the list. Who would you choose, Putin or these Misfits?"
-- Trump