"I have an important message for everyone in America: You're welcome...I'm sorry I didn't get more of them."
-- David DePape, charged with breaking into Nancy Pelosi's home and assaulting her husband Paul with a hammer

"We are going to find the deep state actors who have burrowed into government, fire them, and escort them from federal buildings, and it will go very quickly."
-- Trump

"I didn't believe it for one second."
-- Fox host Sean Hannity, under oath, on 2020 election fraud claim that was promoted on Fox News

"Implement the direct election of school principals by the parents...This will be the ultimate form of local control."
-- Trump

"You look at what inflation has done to many other countries, it is an absolute death sentence. But your sister Diamond was taken from us much too soon."
-- Trump, speaking at memorial service for Lynette "Diamond" Hardaway

"I'd rather give Rep. Santos access to classified information than Schiff!"
-- Rep. Matt Gaetz, on former House Intelligence Committee chairman Adam Schiff being removed from the panel 

"I will never leave that woman. I will always take care of her."
-- House Speaker Kevin McCarthy on Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

"I've milked a few cows, spent most of my time walking behind lines of cows, so if you want some ideas on repro and the women's health thing, I have some definite opinions."
-- Idaho state Rep. Jack Nelson

"She has matured. She realized she doesn't know everything, and she wants to learn..."
-- Rep. Michael McCaul, asked if he's okay with Marjorie Taylor Greene, who in 2018 asserted that 9/11 was a hoax, serving on the Homeland Security Committee, which he formerly chaired

"What I said last week is likely true -- the Deep State is taking out Biden...The Republicans might not even have to help the Democrats take out their trash."
-- Rep. Matt Gaetz